(We open up in a Pool house where it looks as if two people is all it can fit. The camera spans the place and Jack and Rico are seen sitting on milk crates with a big bag in the middle of them)
Jack: Yea mon, look its a camera.
Rico: Sweet hombre.
Cameraman: uh guys I am here because Ellis has given you guys a column to do.
Jack: No way, mon.
Rico: I remember, we were high and digging into his Limo fridge and he said he would give us a column if we never talked to him again.
Jack: You agreed right?
Rico: Uh yea hombre.
Jack: Oh ok cool.
(Jack turns around and sees the camera again)
Jack: What the hell!
Cameraman: Tell me who you think will win in tomorrows card.
Jack: Manson will beat Faith in that Aussie downhill toboggan match.
Rico: Uh..I had Faith winning this one. But I know we both agree on Fly-T beating ICP in that handicapped match.
Jack: Yes Rico Fly is a shoe in ,mostly with Paul Bearer as his manager.
Cameramn: You guys I am talking about the UWF card not the Legends of Wrestling PPV, Number two.
Rico: Oh just a sec.
(Jack begins rolling up a joint that looks like this)
(He looks at Rico who smiles and they both begin smoking their own personal joints. Several minutes later looking as baked as hell they begin talking again.)
Jack: Ok mon so who is fighting?
Rico: Says here that in the first match Blacksnake faces Brendan Picachu.
Jack: Picachu is wrestling this is cool. I bet the place is gonna be filled with little kids.
Rico: Yea we can sell our weed to them.
Jack: Yea...sell weed...yea.
Rico: Uh ok. Well I think Brendan will win because he was Pokemon power.
Jack: I disagree because Case did not get anywhere with the power. I am going with the newcomer, he hjas shown a lot and damn man he is a snake..they are scary.
Rico: Is he venomous?
Jack: He might have genaherpshipalaids!
Rico: Is that deadly?
Jack: Dude you will die watching your penis fall off while you piss brown s--- and picks cold sores.
Rico: I think my cousins had that.
Jack: Hmm..ok.
Rico: Next we have PJ Brown against Soldis.
(Suddenly the door swings open and TJ walks in looking angry)
Jack: HEY its TJ.
TJ: I scoff...scoff at you both.
Rico: Ok want a hit?
TJ: No need to focus on PJ.
Jack: Dont you do that enough?
TJ: What do you mean?
Rico: Arent you guys married?
TJ: Are you saying I am gay?
Jack: I am now. Freaking carpet biter, haha.
TJ: I only came here to tell you, that PJ is not a postman.
Rico: GO POSTAL!
TJ: No damn you.
Jack: The postman always delivers....dizam.
TJ: Ok that is enough.
(Jack and Rico get up and push TJ out the room and lock the door)
Jack: To hell with that spaz. I am going with PJ on this one.
Rico: As am I do not think Kid Rock is wrestling material, too skinny and a little wimp.
Jack: Yea not the mention Solidis has no idea what he is getting into..I am honorary PJManiack number 420!
Rico: Ok next Lee and Tadium Vs Jimmy and Stevie.
Jack: TOO f---ING BAD.
Rico: What?
Jack: Always wanted to say that. I am going with Lee and Tadium. Because frankly Stevie has not done a thing worthy of a win in ages.
Rico: I am going with Steve and Jimmy, with those two idiots tricking DDT and Lee into watching paint dry.
Jack: I think Jimmy might just beat Steve because Steve is an insult to all men....
Rico: Very true, next is UN Forces Vs Perfect Tandem.
Jack: I say the Perfect Tandem, they are new and ready to win. I like their cat he can get high with us any time. Also when was the last time Steele has not been injured, he cant wrestle right now hence the boring one is by himself, and he cannot cut it.
Rico: I say No contest, UN is very veteran and Tandem is green to this fed. I am pulling out the no contest cause UN is hurt and tandem is young maybe some interference. Though I think we could beat any tag team.
Jack: Biznitch...put that in your pipe and smoke...boyz!
Rico: Ok now..Case Vs the General.
Jack: Case mon he is the Baron cant beat a friend of the KINGs.
Rico: This is a smoke show, the rookie will be shown the ropes but hopefully he wont let it disappoint him because he has promise.
Jack: Why are you acting like Overview.
Rico: I took communications at Vassar.
Jack: You what?
Rico: nothing next is Sweet Vs Smith
Jack: This is a heavyweight match, I will have to say Sweet will keep this belt. He is so hateful and scary. Smith will be too busy with his chair shots.
Rico: Now The man who hates the king, is on a tear since returning. But Smith well he shows lots of talent, not looking rusty at all. I like this match and think Sweet will retain with outside interference going a rye from Steele and Case who will along with sweet and Smith be involved in the PPV IC match.
Jack: I like weeeeeed. And Tacos.
Rico: (holds stomach) Grr do not get me hungry hombre, The main event is our own KING against the AOD.
Jack: Uh..KING of course or we will die, right?
Rico: Hmm..well I think AOD will win this because as good as the KING is nobody I dont care who you are can beat 5 guys.
Jack: Oh mon!!!!
Cameraman: Ok that is all we needed.
Rico: I have a promising future in this.
Jack: Unless JD kills you.
(Scene fades)
let me know how you liked this, and give me suggestions I would have done rumors but I need sleep tonight...let me know brothers!!
