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19TH AUGUST, UWF PRESENTS: SATURDAY SLAUGHTER.
Then underneath is a sign that has been fixed to the sign by hand, it simply reads.
SOLD OUT!
The camera’s cut to inside the Reunion Arena where the UWF’s theme music plays and a plethora of pyro’s go off as the fans make one big, loud and long pop. The arena is a sea of signs that are held up as the camera’s pan the crowd, ‘Stanley’s DRIVE needs sweeping!’, ‘Masters is the future of Euthanasia’, ‘Is Lawson still champ?!?!’ and ‘DDT is MY bitch!’ The camera’s cut down to the three commentators who shuffle some papers and glance at the camera.
SCHEEVONE: Good evening, I’m Mitch Scheevone…..
OVERVIEW: …And I’m Dave Overview……
WESSIN: ….And I’m getting pissed off at having to open every damn card like this! Jeez, haven’t you guys heard or originality?!?!
SCHEEVONE: Err….thanks for that Wessin…nice to see you’re starting early tonight! Folks we’ve got a great card lined up for you tonight, we have a handful of #1 contendership matches for you as well as having “Little Dragon” Lee defending the TV title, Chris Sweet defending the IC title and our main event….JD Lawson putting his UWF World title on the line against Case in a lumberjack match!
OVERVIEW: And the important point there is that the Infamous Outlaws will be the Lumberjacks!
WESSIN: Sometimes I think you two believe the people are there are idiots who can’t read and finds these things out for themselves! Mind you…then again….you may have a point!
SCHEEVONE: Will you stop?!?! Before I forget also folks we’ve had a few wrestlers forced to sit out our card tonight for various reasons, namely Mr. Ex and Damian Simons.
WESSIN: Damn….I was REALLY looking forward to watching them too. Hey were the only reason I came here….I want a refund!
SCHEEVONE: You’ve been drinking haven’t you?!?! Anyway folks as result the UWF booking committee have thrown the two remaining members of those two matches…namely Jimmy Valentine and Corbin together and they’ll go at it in a few minutes!
WESSIN: Oh…..Valentine and Corbin are here? Well……that’s okay then, my evening was wasted entirely!
OVERVIEW: Oh boy, its going to be a long night!
SCHEEVONE: I say we move straight onto the first match of the night quickly…wait…hang on…we have word we have a slight alteration…..and here he comes now!
‘Unleash The Dragon’ by Sisqo plays as the TV Champ Lee makes his way out to the ring, he has the TV title around his shoulder and is being booed, he doesn't understand. He gets in the ring and grabs the mic.
Lee: Now I have not been involved in wrestling that long, nor do I understand most of it's little details, but I have a question, why do you boo me? I have never been anything but honorable and yet now you boo me, I do not understand? Is it because of the way I won this belt, if that is the case...
Crowd begins to chant, coward, coward, coward....Lee stands in the ring shocked.
SCHEEVONE: I guess there still mad about how Lee has yet to get a clean win as TV champ and now there calling him a coward.
Lee: What is it you people want from me? I did not ask for Trent Storm to interfere Wednesday, I did not ask Erik Jackson to interfere in the cage match, I have no control over these things! I do not know what someone else will do it is not up to me!
Crowd chants….Bullshit, Bullshit, Bullshit.….
Lee: Fine than, if this is how it shall be, Jason Wessin come up here!
WESSIN: What the hell? Why does that little fly want me?
SCHEEVONE: I don’t know, just go up there.
Wessin rises from his seat and gets into the ring.
Lee: Mr. Wessin, since I got here you have made it know that you do not think to highly of me, correct?
WESSIN: Not really no.
Lee: You have called me names and treated me like a little nothing.
WESSIN: Well, you got the little part right!
Lee: Well I think that it is time for my retaliation!
SMACK!
SCHEEVONE: OH NO, LEE JUST GAVE WESSIN A DRAGON KICK RIGHT TO THE JAW AND LAID HIM OUT, WHY DID HE DO THAT?!?!
Lee: If this is how you all wish to treat me, this is how I shall act, in the words of my friend, DDT, fuck off!
‘Unleash the Dragon’ plays again as Lee leaves to a chorus of boo's!
SCHEEVONE: LEE’S WALKING OFF AND WESSIN IS JUST COMING ROUND NOW! THIS KID NEEDS TO LEARN SOME RESPECT….AND QUICK!
OVERVIEW: I should be shocked and upset at what Lee did….but for some reason I have to stop myself from smiling!
SCHEEVONE: Keep it a secret but…..so do I!
Wessin makes his way groggily to the commentators table.
WESSIN: DID YOU SEE THAT?!?! DID YOU SEE WHAT THAT LITTLE BASTARD DID TO ME?!?! I SHOULD HAVE HIM SUED FOR ATTACKING A COMMENTATOR!
SCHEEVONE: I wouldn’t do that Jason, you may get charged with a false allegation!
WESSIN: Oh very funny Scheevone, let’s get this damn card started okay?!?!
SCHEEVONE: Well, it's been a jampacked night here on Saturday Slaughter as we get prepared for this next match. It's Jimmy Valentine versus the new comer Corbin.
Clown by KoRn comes on the P.A. as Stevie McJ comes down to the ring area. He walks around it to a tremendous amount of boos and heads down to the commentary table.
SCHEEVONE: It looks like we have Stevie is coming down to join us tonight for this next match here. The last time we saw him is when he put Erin in the hospital. The question McJ is why? Why did you do that to a helpless woman?
Stevie: It's a simple as this Mitch, anyone who gets in my was is going to be terminated, even if it has to be a woman. Yeah I know I'm a married man but that's besides the point. I did that to show the world what Stevie McJ is all about.
SCHEEVONE: Well you most certainly did. That was just despicable.
An Overwhelming Power comes over the P.A. as the new-comer Corbin comes out to the ring.
SCHEEVONE: Well this is the new-comer Corbin and he looks like he's hungry for meat here in the UWF. He just recently signed a contract with Ellis Jackson, the new CEO and he is trying to make a name for himself, but to go against a hardcore legend like Valentine, is something to be worried about.
OVERVIEW: Hey Scheevone, I'm just going to say this, he had better be prepared for this match, Val makes no mistakes.
My Own Prison by Creed blasts over the P.A. and Val walks down to the ring and the crowd pops.
SCHEEVONE: In speak of the devil here he is, "The Holy Ryder" Jimmy Valentine. From being out of a short retirement he shows no ring rust whatsoever. He doesn't even back away, even if he's been in retirement. A former two time extreme champion and already coming back, he's been able to remain strong to his name.
WESSIN: What's that got to do with anything? He's supposed to be a preacher and he can't even do that right.
SCHEEVONE: It seems like he's doing okay to me.
DING
DING
DING
SCHEEVONE: And the match is on. Each person in the ring is starting out with a blow to the midsection. Wait Jimmy blocks it and throws in a clothesline and Corbin goes down hard. Jimmy follows it up with an inverted kneedrop and it lands it mark. Val with the early advantage here. Stevie, you're awfully quiet.
STEVIE: Did you same something boy? Look if you are not spoken to, don't speak to me at all, ya got that?
OVERVIEW: I'd listen to him.
SCHEEVONE: Things are looking really good for Val right now. A nicely executed scoop slam by the former extreme champion of long ago. Jimmy looks as if he has a good chance here. It looks like I spoke to soon. Corbin up quickly and lands a sidekick straight in that chin of Valentine and Valentine goes down hard. Now Corbin begins to follow up and OH MY GOD, AN ASAI MOONSAULT BY THE NEW-COMER, VERY NICELY EXECUTED BY THE NEW-COMER. HE QUICKLY PICKS UP THE TEMPO OF THE MATCH AND THROWS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE.
STEVIE: NOW THAT'S WHAT I LOVE TO SEE, ARMAGEDDON MEMBERS GETTING CREAMED. YOU KNOW MITCH, I HEARD THAT YOU WERE OFFERED A SPOT IN ARMAGEDDON LAST NIGHT. NOW I WONDER IF THOSE WERE TRUE!
SCHEEVONE: I WAS NEVER OFFERED A SPOT IN ARMAGEDDON, YOU NUTS? I'M A COMMENTATOR. AS WE GET BACK TO THE ACTION IN THE RING, IT APPEARS THAT CORBIN JUST DID A MODIFIED STINGER SPLASH ON VAL AND VAL ONCE AGAIN FALLS DOWN TO THE MAT. I'VE SEEN FALLS BUT MAN CORBIN'S REALLY TAKING IT TO VALENTINE HERE TONIGHT.
OVERVIEW: YOU SEEM TO BE RIGHT MITCH. VAL HAS BEEN TAKING AN AWFUL BEATING HERE. BUT I WOULDN'T COUNT HIM OUT YET, YOU KNOW HE HAS A LOT OF GUTS LEFT IN HIM. BUT YET AGAIN YOU MAY NEVER KNOW. SPEAKING OF THE DEVIL VAL JUST BOUNCES BACK FROM THE STINGER SPLASH AND TAKE ONE TO CORBIN WITH A BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION AND OH MY GOD, A SENTON BOMB, A SENTON BOMB, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I SEEN THIS OUT OF VAL WHAT A SHOCKER.
WESSIN: NOT AS MUCH AS I SEEN FROM MCGAY.
STEVIE: WHAT WAS THAT JASON? DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND TIME MACHINE YOUR ASS.
SCHEEVONE: OKAY LET'S COOL IT. WITH THAT SENTON BOMB IT LOOKS LIKE VAL HAS GOTTEN CONTROL OF THIS MATCH ONCE AGAIN. UH STEVIE, WH-WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
STEVIE: I CAN'T LET ARMAGEDDON GET ANOTHER WIN. I'M TAKING MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS.
SCHEEVONE: Where’s McJeffries going?
OVERVIEW: He’s going to the time keepers table….he’s picking up a chair!
SCHEEVONE: Steve is on the apron with that chair and now Valentine has seen him! He’s walking over to McJeffries but the ref is getting in the way and stopping them go at it!
WESSIN: Aw move aside…..let them go!
SCHEEVONE: MCJEFFRIES JUST THREW THE CHAIR OVER THE REF’S HEAD AND CORBIN CAUGHT IT! HE’S LAIN IT ON THE FLOOR AS VALENTINE TURNS ROUND…KICK TO THE GUT BY CORBIN….NO CAUGHT BY VALENTINE…SPINS CORBIN AROUND….KNEE TO CORBIN’S GUT….POWERBOMB ON THE STEEL CHAIR BY VALENTINE! THE REF NEVER SAW IT AS HE’S MAKING SURE THE REST OF THE REFEREES ARE TAKING MCJEFFRIES BACK TO THE LOCKER ROOM! VALENTINE KICKS THE CHAIR AWAY AND COVERS THE UNCONSCIOUS CORBIN AS THE REF COUNTS….1…….2…….3!!!! VALENTINE WINS!
WESSIN: Valentine won….but McJeffries assisted him….like I ever thought I’d say that!
SCHEEVONE: Too true Wessin, the EMT’s are out here seeing to Corbin as Valentine makes his way to the back, while we get sorted out take a look at these messages folks!
Cut to commercials.
SCHEEVONE: We’re back with you and what a match we have in prospect now, “Little Dragon” Lee puts the TV title on the line against Trent Storm!
WESSIN: Just keep the temperamental little shit away from me!
OVERVIEW: That’s a good idea Wessin, insult the man who just kicked your ass!
Trent Storm waits for his music to play out through the Reunion Arena before he makes his way out to the ring to a mixed reaction from the crowd, he shouts insults at the fans before he gets intro the ring and starts to stretch.
SCHEEVONE: Storm has been impressive of late, that’s why he’s been booked to take on the TV champion….”Little Dragon” Lee!
"Unleash The Dragon" By Sisqo is queued up and the TV champion walks down the ramp holding up his TV title for all to see, the camera pans to a sign that says ‘Did McGay ever enter the dragon?!?!’ Lee climbs into the ring and hands the title to the referee before limbering up and walking over to Storm.
OVERVIEW: This should be a great match between two of the UWF’s finest young prospects.
WESSIN: Huh…you think?!?! I’m keeping an eye on Lee!
OVERVIEW: Are you in one of those moods today?!?! SCHEEVONE: He’s always in one of those moods! The referee has called for the bell and we’re underway, collar double tie-up as Storm backs Lee into the ropes, he whips him into them, shoulder block by Lee and Storm goes down. Lee back off the ropes with a clothesline, now he kicks out at Storm who rolls to the outside to try and catch his breath.
OVERVIEW: Some hope of that, Lee’s following him out!
SCHEEVONE: Lee on the apron as Storm is sorting himself out….DOUBLE AXE HANDLE FROM THE RING APRON BY LEE! STORM IS HURTING AS LEE BANGS HIS HEAD INTO THE STEEL RAILINGS…..CRESCENT KICK BY LEE AND STORM GOES OVER THE BARRIER! LEE PICKS HIM UP, HE’S TRYING TO SUPLEX HIM BACK OVER THE BARRIER! STROM BLOCKS, AND AGAIN…..STUN GUN ON THE BARRIER BY STORM AND LEE IS BLEEDING FROM THE MOUTH!
OVERVIEW: That looks bad for Lee, he’s bleeding badly.
WESSIN: Can you ever bleed in a good way?!?!
SCHEEVONE: Storm throws Lee back in the ring and starts to drop some elbow shots to the back of Lee’s head and there’s the cover….1….2…..Lee kicks out, he wasn’t dazed enough for Storm to get the pin! Storm sends Lee into the ropes, big back body drop followed by a splash and there’s another cover….1……2…Lee rolls out of it!
OVERVIEW: Storm is starting to dominate the champion now, this is a good showing!
SCHEEVONE: Storm with a scoop slam, and now he applies a kneeling sleeper hold on Lee, he’s got it locked on in the middle of the ring, it doesn’t look good for “Little Dragon” Lee!
WESSIN: “Little Dragon”? What a stupid name!
OVERVIEW: You wouldn’t understand other cultures Wessin.
WESSIN: Maybe not, but why call yourself something like that?!?! Its like saying “I’m going to be a wrestler, I think I’ll call myself……err……Jason ‘Adequately Sized Vole’ Wessin”! Its stupid!
SCHEEVONE: Just leave it Dave….he’s a lost cause! The ref is checking Lee’s arm…it drops once. He picks it up the second time….it drops once more, if it Drops this time we have a new TV champ! The ref raises Lee’s hand………….IT DROPS! NO, NO, NO! ITS STAYING IN THE AIR! LEE ISN’T DONE YET! LEE IS FIGHTING UP TO HIS KNEE BUT TRENT STORM HAS THE MOVE LOCKED ON TIGHT….LEE RISES TO HIS FEET….JAWBREAKER BY LEE AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ON THE CANVAS! The referee starts the count……1……2…..3…..4….5….6….7…8…9…BOTH MEN ARE STAGGERING UP AND THEY CHARGE AT EACH OTHER! BOTH MEN EXCHANGE CHOPS BEFORE A SPINNING KICK BY LEE SENDS STORM TO THE FLOOR! SNAP SUPLEX BY LEE AND THERE’S THE COVER…..1…….2……KICK OUT BY STORM!
SCHEEVONE: LEE WHIPS STORM INTO THE ROPES, REVERSED BY STROM…LEE GOES INTO THE REF AND KNOCKS HIM OUT!
SHCHEEVONE: OH NO!!...STORM JUST TRIED A SCOOP SLAM...BUT LEE'S FEET HIT THE REF IN THE HEAD....HE IS DOWN AND OUT!
WESSIN: Typical refs....can't take a ki..(interrupted.)
"Insignificance" blares through the PA System and CornerStones flashes across the TraumaTron. The crowd pops as JESSICA steps out from the back. Dressed in tight black leather pants in a red bikini top.
SCHEEVONE: JESSICA IS HERE........
OVERVIEW: Where is Brendan?
WESSIN: Who cares...look at her!!
SCHEEVONE: Well...Trent is staring right at her....Lee is staring as well....what the hell....
WESSIN: Can you blame them....
OVERVIEW: WAIT LOOK......PSIKASE JUST HOPED THE GUARDRAIL.......HE IS SNEAKING IN BEHIND BOTH MEN.....AND HE HAS THAT HOCKEY STICK WITH THE BLADE WRAPPED IN BARBED-WIRE!!!
SCHEEVONE: WATCH OUT...
CRACK! SNAP!
SCHEEVONE: STORM JUST GOT BRUTALIZED OVER THE TOP OF THE HEAD....HE STICK SNAPPED IN HALF...STORM IS BUSTED OPEN!!
CRACK!
OVERVIEW: HE JUST HIT LEE WITH THE REMAINING PART!!!...GOOD GOD!!!
WESSIN: YA!
SCHEEVONE: The ref is still out. Brendan is leaving with Jessica....and both men are down...Storm is busted open….Lee is holding his ribs! OVERVIEW: Lee is getting his second wind, this looks back for Storm!
SCHEEVONE: Lee sets up the groggy Storm….DRAGON KICK! LEE NAILED STORM WITH THE DRAGON KICK! HOW DOES IT FEEL WESSIN?!?!
WESSIN: Oh ha-ha Scheevone….why don’t you bite me?!?!
SCHEEVONE: Don’t get touchy there Wessin, Lee is ready to make the cover….WAIT….MCJEFFRIES IS BACK…..IS THIS GUY GETTING PAID BY THE APPEARANCE OR WHAT?!?! MCJEFFRIES IN THE RING BEHIND LEE…..TIME MACHINE! HE HIT THE TIME MACHINE ON LEE AND THE REF IS CALLING FOR THE BELL AND LEE WINS BY DQ!
OVERVIEW: Look at McJeffries posing, you’d think he’d just won the match, someone needs to teach this guy a lesson!
SCHEEVONE: Steve has left the ring as the ref checks on both competitors who are making their way to their feet and out the ring. Actually, come to think of it McJeffries may as well have stayed in the ring….he’s up next in the triple threat match for the #1 contendership for the Extreme title! We’ll be back with that match….NEXT!
Cut to adverts.
SCHEEVONE: We’re back people and as promised we have the triple threat match for the right to be #1 contender for the Extreme title up now!
‘Clown’ by KoRn blasts over the PA and Stevie McJ receives a tremendous amount of boos as he reaches the ring. He jumps up on the top-left turnbuckle and does a pose. He jumps down and puts the mic to his mouth.
SCHEEVONE: Oh dear Lord not another Future interview, I'm getting sick of these.
WESSIN: Let the man talk will ya? He's great!!
STEVIE: You know what the problem with you people is? You aren't educated. Ya know, with the education being as poor as it is in this country, it's a wonder how we all get the lives we have!!
SCHEEVONE: What's he getting at? Education? What's that have to do anything?
WESSIN: Duh, I don't know. Maybe he's mad about his taxes?
SCHEEVONE: Could be Wessin.
STEVIE: You all must be wondering why I'm talking about education right? The reason I'm talking about this is the fact of one Japanese wrestler Lee. Lee, what right have you in the U.S.A Derrick should have left you with no identity. He should have left you in Osaka. He should have killed your ass! You are a f*%@ing screw-up. DDT leave him be, leave him for dead. He's nothing!!
crowd boos.
SCHEEVONE: First he hits DDT's wife with a chair on Wednesday, and now this? What's next? Our beloved President? Someone please stop this man!!
WESSIN: Man, even I'm beginning to hate this guy!!
STEVIE: To change the subject freaks, I am going to speak upon my opponents. Brendan P and Solidis. First off Solidis……Solidis, you know, you have nothing to gain in this match, so why are you even going to come up against me? You see Solidis, I've always hated you, and you shall see why. I shall give you the Timestopper come our match tonight and you will show Armageddon how much you truely do suck! Armageddon, you are not my only target, which bring me to Brendan.
SCHEEVONE: How longer are we going to have to sit through this?
WESSIN: Oh let the guy talk, he's great!!
STEVIE: Brendan, tonight you and I meet for the first time, and when we meet, all I have to say for you and this is for Solidis to,
(The lights dim as Solidis comes out to a nice pop with Becky on his
arm)
SCHEEVONE: There he is, the first man in our three......WAIT! McJ!
McJ just came out from behind Solidis and nailed him with a clothesline!
He's pounding away on the Solidis on the entranceway....setting him
up....PILEDRIVER! McJ going for the cover! One....two.....Psikase sprints
out of the entranceway and breaks up the cover with a legdrop! Rolling McJ
over and a cover...One...Two...Solidis breaks up that cover!
OVERVIEW: We have massive action and the match hasn't even reached
the ring yet!
SCHEEVONE: Remember the winner of this match will get a hardcore
title shot! McJ now, hoisting Solidis over his head....that 300lbs coming in
handy....DROPS HIM OVER THE RAILING FACEFIRST! Psikase bull-dogging McJ from
behind! Psikase the lone man standing now, he's headed to the ring....he's
looking for something, Solidis on his feet now.....OW! Kicks McJ solidly in
the balls and is now coming after Psikase.....
THWACK!
SCHEEVONE: WOW! Psikase just nailed Solidis with a chain! Solidis his
clutching at his face! Psikase swinging that chain around over his
head.....another swipe!
THWACK!
SCHEEVONE: AH! This time to the back! Solidis is trying to get
away...Psikase has the chain around the throat of Solidis and is dragging
him into the ring....OH MY GOD! He's roping up Solidis! He's hanging him
over the top rope with that chain! Solidis is being hanged on the ring
apron!
OVERVIEW: Psikase is doing all he can to become the contender for the
extreme title! INCOMING!
SMACK!
SCHEEVONE: HOLY CRAP! McJ just charged the hanging Solidis and
chairshotted him! He's making a swing for Psikase....
SMACK!
SCHEEVONE: NO! Psikase ducked and McJ struck the ringpost! The
reverberation caused McJ to drop that chair! He's holding his hands, Psikase
looking under the ring again...TRASH CAN! He's got it over McJ's
head....McJ's hands a re screaming! He can't get it off! He's just
staggering around! Psikase has got the chair....he's climbing into the
ring....to the top rope.....HOLY...!!!
BIG FRIKIN' SMACK!!!
OVERVIEW: GOOD GOD!
WESSIN: HOLY SHIT!
SCHEEVONE: A CHAIR SHOT OFF THE TOP ONTO THE TRASHCAN THAT CONTAINS
MCJ!!! Psikase is rolling the trashcan with legs over...going for the
cover.....One....Two....SOLIDIS! He somehow escaped that chain and splashed
off the apron onto the two men!
OVERVIEW: THIS IS HARDCORE HELL!!!
SCHEEVONE: McJ isn't moving.....Solidis is blue from being hanged and
Psikase is getting to his feet! He's got that steel chair....POWER BOMB!
Solidis is beaten and bruised, McJ is a trashcan with legs lying motionless
and it looks like Psikase is going on to face the Extreme
champion....Psikase headed to the top rope again....he's calling for it!
HE'S GOING FOR THE MAGNUM FROG SPLASH ON THE OUTSIDE!!!
SICKENING THUD!
OVERVIEW: HE MISSED! HE MISSED!
SCHEEVONE: HE HITS IT!!!! THERE’S THE COVER….1…..2…3!!! PSIKASE WINS A BRUISING ENCOUNTER!
OVERVIEW: Isn’t that Valentine and armageddon coming to the ring?
SCHEEVONE: YES…YES IT IS! THEY’RE BEATING THE HELL OUT OF MCJEFFRIES…LIKE HE HASN’T HAD IT BEATEN OUT OF HIM ALREADY1 LOOK AT THE WAY THEY’RE LAYING INTO HIM….THE REFEREES ARE COMING OUT…THEY’RE BREAKING IT UP AS PSIKASE IS CONGRATULATED ON HIS WIN.
The crowd leaps to it's feet in appreciation of what they just saw and
the ref raises the hand of Psikase, Becky comes down and half hugs, half
carries him to the back while McJ and Solidis lie there
OVERVIEW: That was amazing, Psikase came out the better man but
you've gotta be impressed with the desire of Solidis and the sheer steam
roller attitude of McJ!
SCHEEVONE: WOW, WHAT A MATCH! BRENDAN PSIKASE OF THE CORNERSTONES PULLS OUT A HUGE VICTORY OVER MCJEFFRIES AND SOLIDIS TO BECOME THE #1 CONTENDER FOR THE EXTREME TITLE! THE WAY HE’S GOING DEREK D TADIUM BETTER WATCH OUT!
WESSIN: Okay we get the point….you can stop shouting now!
SCHEEVONE: While the wrestlers are being tended to we’ll take a commercial break, but stay tuned because we have the #1 contenders match for the tag titles!
Camera cuts to sponsors messages.
SCHEEVONE: Welcome back to Saturday Slaughter folks, up next is the match that pits the Fatal Faction and 98 Degrees together as they square off to see who is the #1 contender for the Tag titles!
WESSIN: 98 Degree’s? I thought it was the Profits$?
OVERVIEW: It was…..but they couldn’t make it to Texas so 98 Degrees get an opportunity instead.
WESSIN: Can’t say I blame them, who would want to come to Texas?!?!
SCHEEVONE: I’ll pretend you never said that!
Running with the Devil booms out and the crowd pop as Fatal Faction come
out, they make there way down to ringside not really paying much attention
to the crowd and start talking
OVERVIEW: Here we got! Who ever wins this match gets a shot at the
tag champs....
Odd smoochy music plays and the chicks cheer and the guys vomit and 98
Degrees make there way out dancing with lighting sweeping the
arena
WESSIN: HO.....LY.......SHIT!
OVERVIEW: Good god.
SCHEEVONE: Well, 98 Degrees are dancing into the ring....FATAL
FACTION ATTACKING! Pounding away on 98 Degrees! Case on Nick and Ashmore on
Carter! Simon Ashmore tosses Justin out and Fatal Faction beating down on
Timberlake in the corner! Case steps out of the ring leaving Ashmore to
pound away on the boy band boy! Case gets the tag....it's Case's turn now!
Hammering away on the skull of Nick Timberlake! Irish whip to the other
side, Nick bounces off....CASE WITH A CARGING LARIAT TURNS HIM INSIDE
OUT!
OVERVIEW: 98 Degrees are looking pretty incapable here...
WESSIN: I still can't believe we have a fuckin' boy band
here!
SCHEEVONE: Case dragging Nick back to Fatal Factions corner....tags
Ashmore, Ashmore on the top, Case with a suplex....FLYING ELBOWDROP BY
ASHMORE! The cover, hooks the leg...One...Two...Justin Carter breaks it up!
Case hammering on Carter now! This is all smash mouth at the moment!
Timberlake with a low blow! Ashmore is hurt....DDT! He's headed towards
Case.....HANGMAN'S NECKBREAKER! 98 Degrees in control now! Carter headed to
the top rope while Timberlake holds him in a sidewalk........SIDEWINDER!! 98
Degrees just took Case's head clear off with that one! The
Cover...One....Two....CASE KICKES OUT! Timberlane with an elbowdrop to the
back of Case's head, he now locks him in a camel clutch!
OVERVIEW: Haven’t seen that one in a long time!
WESSIN: Oh god! Carter is posing on the top rope! That
bastard!
OVERVIEW: Ashmore is recovering from that DDT....he's up....A LOW
LEAPING LARIAT SNAPPING BACK THE NECK OF TIMBERLANE! The hold is broken and
Justin Carter just got the tag! The ref is sending Ashmore out of the
ring....Carter has Case up...Timberlane stumbles to the second
rope.....SPIKE TOMBSTONE! Here comes the tag Champions! Jade Diamond and
"Icon" Alex Brown in the ring! Beating down on Carter and Timberlane! Case
and Ashmore are DQed!!!! Fatal Faction looked pissed....WE'VE GOTTA TAKE A
BREAK!
SCHEEVONE: A DQ?!?! THE FATAL FACTION WIN ON A DQ?!?! THAT’S NOT THE WAY THEY WANTED TO WIN BUT WHTHER IT IS OR NOT THEY GOT THE WIN AND THEY ARE NOW OFFICIALLY THE #1 CONTENDERS FOR THE TAG BELTS! WAIT A MINUTE….THE PROFITS$ ARE HERE! AS THE FATAL FACTIN ARE MAMING THEIR WAY BACK TO THE LOCKER ROOM THE PROFITS$ HAVE COME THROUGH THE CROWD AND DONE A NUMBER ON THE FATAL FACTION! DIAOND AND BROWN WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE BUT THE FACTION WILL KNOW THEY’VE BEEN HERE IN THE MORNING! THEY’RE HAVING THE BOOTS PUT TO THEM AS THE PROFITS$ ARE SENT AWAY AS THE EMT’S CHECK ON THE FATAL FACTION!
OVERVIEW: 98 Degrees may have lost but they showed that they have a lot of heart and I’m sure they’ll be back in the future to challenge for the tag straps!
WESSIN: Back in the future? Wasn’t that a film?!?!
SCHEEVONE: No, that was Back to……never mind……lets carry on with the show. Coming next we have a potentially great match as Tony Canolli goes one on one with Mikey Masters to see who is the #1 contender for the UWF World title.
SCHEEVONE: This match is going to be a brawl.....
OVERVIEW: Yes...but both men must realize what is at stake.....number one contendership.....both men can't let their emotions run wild and get themselves disqualified.
WESSIN: Then this match will suck....
SCHEEVONE: Dave is right Wessin.....one chairshot could cause the ref to ring the bell....however.....this ref might let both men get away with certain things.....but who knows...the only way we will find out is when this Outlaw takes on this Cornerstone....which is right now.
WESSIN: How poetic...where is my barf bag.
"Even Flow" blares out through the arena as Cornerstones is flashed across the TraumaTron. Tony Canolli steps out from the back with a Cornerstones T-shirt on as the crowd pops and chants "TONY C...TONY C". Canolli makes his way to the ring and steps through the ropes....awaiting Mikey.
SCHEEVONE: Did you hear the crowd....
WESSIN: So....
Mikey's music plays as he makes his way out to a large crowd reaction. Some fans hurl things at him as he closes in on the ring. Masters enters the ropes and stares down Canolli.
SCHEEVONE: LOOK AT THIS.....CANOLLI CHARGES RIGHT AT MASTERS AND TACKLES HIM....RIGHTS, LEFTS, RIGHTS....CANOLLI IS ON FIRE!!!
WESSIN: AHH!
SCHEEVONE: Tony brings him up....Irish whip.......
WHACK!
OVERVIEW: BIG LARIAT ROCKS MASTERS.....CANOLLI HAS THIS CROWD ON THEIR FEET.....MASTERS NEEDS TO REGROUP!
SCHEEVONE: CANOLLI GRABS HIM.......DDT!!!....DDT!!!
OVERVIEW: One...two...th..NOOOO.......IT ALMOST ENDED RIGHT THERE!!!!
SCHEEVONE: CANOLLI BRINGS HIM RIGHT BACK UP TO HIS FEET.....NEAR THE TURNBUCKLE.....
CLANG!
SCHEEVONE: OHH......MASTERS GRABBED HIM AND YANKED HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE......TONY'S SHOULDER HIT HARD....BOTH MEN SLOWLY GETTING UP...
WESSIN: DAMN....where did my earmuffs go?
OVERVIEW: Masters with a back suplex on Canolli....slowing things down.....man Canolli was on fire.
WESSIN: BUT MASTERS regrouped...like you said....
SCHEEVONE: Masters grabs Canolli and applies a side headlock....trying to wear down Tony, who can out of the blocks on fire in this one.....
OVERVIEW: Tony fighting out of it......sends him into the ropes....Canolli drops.....Masters jumps over......Masters off the other ropes...Canolli ducks and sends him into the lights with a massive backdrop!
WESSIN: That is a mouthful...
SCHEEVONE: Masters up but Canolli hits him with some rights....
SMACK!
SMACK!
SM SM SMACK!
SCHEEVONE: Masters is staggering around...Canolli grabs him......BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!!!
OVERVIEW: One...two...kickout by Mikey.....that was close.....
SCHEEVONE: Canolli brings Masters to his feet.....EYE RAKE BY MIKEY!!!...THAT WAS CHEAP!!
WESSIN: HEY....do what ya gotta go.....right Dave?
OVERVIEW: WHAT?!.....
SCHEEVONE: Masters going up to.....Canolli clears his eyes......
SMACK!
SCHEEVONE: FLYING DROPKICK CONNECTED WITH CANOLLI'S CHEEKBONE!!!
WESSIN: AND LOOK AT THIS...BRILLIANT.....MASTERS APPLIES A FIGURE FOUR......
SCHEEVONE: And right in the center of the ring.....Tony is in trouble here fans.....he is WRITHING IN PAIN.....TRYING TO REACH THE ROPES!!......NO......MASTERS DRAGS HIM BACK AND APPLIES IT AGAIN!!!!
OVERVIEW: YOU CAN HEAR TONY SCREAMING......BUT HE WILL NOT GIVE UP......
SCHEEVONE: FINALLY MASTERS GIVES UP AND RELEASES THE HOLD........LOOK AT TONY....HE IS ROLLING AROUND THE RING CLUTCHING HIS KNEE.....
OVERVIEW: Masters going to the top......Tony's knee is wide open........MASTERS DIVES....
SMASH CRACK!!!
SCHEEVONE: OHHH NO......MASTERS JUST DROVE HIS OWN KNEE INTO CANOLLI'S KNEE!!!!!
WESSIN: THAT IS IT......Tony Canolli's career is over.
SCHEEVONE: Masters brings Tony to his feet.....Irish whip.....BUT LOOK AT THAT....Tony has fallen down in a hump....his knee just gave out......Masters almost stalking him.....walking over......bringing Tony up...NO...SMALL PACKAGE BY CANOLLI.......ONE....TWO...THRE..NO!!!. NO....DAMMIT NO!......CANOLLI NEARLY HAD IT!!
WESSIN: Playing favorites Mitch?
OVERVIEW: BOTH MEN UP...TONY IS LIMPING......MASTERS HOOKS HIM...REVERSE NECKBREAKER........NO.....TONY HOOKS IT.......
SNAP! SNAP!
SCHEEVONE: BOTH MEN GO DOWN......THAT NECKBREAKER WORKED BOTH WAYS......THE REF IS STARTING THE TEN COUNT......
REF: 1...2...3...4...
OVERVIEW: Masters is moving........Tony is still down...
REF: 5...6...7...
SCHEEVONE: CANOLLI IS ALMOST UP....MASTERS IS UP.....
THUD!
SCHEEVONE: NO!....CRADLE DDT BY MASTERS!!!......ONE...TWO....THREEE...NO...NO....NO WAY......CANOLLI SOMEHOW GOT OUT....
WESSIN: HOW?!
OVERVIEW: MASTERS SIGNALLING FOR THE HEARTSTOPPER....THAT WILL BE IT.......
DING!
SCHEEVONE: LOWBLOW BY CANOLLI!!!!!........HE CRAWLED OVER......AND PULLED OUT ALL STOPS THERE....MASTERS IS DOWN!!!!
WESSIN: Oh...so when Tony breaks the rules...it is pulling out all stops....I see.
SCHEEVONE: CANOLLI IS LIMPING STILL......CANOLLI GRABS MASTERS...
THUD!
OVERVIEW: NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX....ONE...TWO.....SHOULDER UP BY MASTERS....
SCHEEVONE: CLOSE CALL...WHERE IS TONY GOING NOW.......HE IS ON THE APRON......he reaches through the ropes and grabs Masters by the hair.....NO....MASTERS BREAKS FREE.....RIGHT HAND...LEFT HAND.....CANOLLI IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US....MASTERS HAS HIM DIZZIED...BACKS OFF.....NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
SMASH BANG CRA-CRUMPLE!!!!!
SCHEEVONE: OH MY!!!!!!......CANOLLI WAS JUST KNOCKED OFF THE APRON AND HE CAME FLYING ONTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE....HE HAS TAKEN OUT WESSIN AND OVERVIEW......I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO AVOIDED IT.......THANKFULLY......MASTERS IS GLOATING IN THE RING....CANOLLI IS A MESS OUT HERE....HIS FOREHEAD IS BUSTED OPEN.......HIS KNEE IS MANGLED!!!!!
SCHEEVONE: NO.....WHAT IS MASTERS DOING....HE IS ON THE TOP ROPE.....CANOLLI IS TRYING TO GET UP....NO NO NO!!!
KABOOM!!!!
SCHEEVONE: AHHH OHHH........GET THEM IN THE RING REF......I CAN'T BELIEVE THE CARNAGE......MASTERS DOVE OFF THE TOP WITH A CROSSBODY AND BOTH MEN WENT CRASHING INTO THE SPANISH TABLE NOW.....THEY MOVED IT ABOUT SIX FEET BACK...THE REF IS PLEADING WITH THEM TO BRING IT INSIDE THE RING......
WESSIN: THAT IS IT....I AM DEMANDING MORE MONEY FOR THIS!
OVERVIEW: ARE WE ON?......THIS IS NUTS!
SCHEEVONE: FINALLY....both men are in the ring....CANOLLI can barely stand.....Masters grabs him......Irish whip......reversed.......Canolli with his back to the oncoming Masters...
THUD!
SCHEEVONE: BOTH MEN'S HEADS COLLIDED!!!.....IT LOOKED LIKE CANOLLI WAS TRYING FOR A TURN AROUND FOREARM MAYBE.....AND MASTERS WAS ATTEMPING A BACK ELBOW IT SEEMED....AND YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED....BOTH MEN ARE DOWN....
REF: 1...2...3...4
SCHEEVONE: Nobody is moving yet.....WHAT A MATCH!
REF: 5….6…7…8….9…..
SCHEEVONE: TONY’S UP AND HE’S TAKING HIS ANGER OUT ON MASTERS! A FLURRY OF RIGHT HANDS SENDS MASTERS INTO THE ROPES, IRISH WHIP….POWERSLAM1 I DON’T KNOW HOW TONY’S KNEE HELD UP THERE BUT HE HAS MASTERS COVERED….1….2…..KICKOUT BY MASTERS! TONY PICS HIM UP…SPINEBUSTER! ANOTHER COVER….1…..2…3, NO, NO, NO! MASTERS ROLLS OUT OF IT AT THE LAST SECOND! TONY SENSES HE HAS MASTERS BEAT…..WHIPS HIM INTO THE ROPES……BACK BODY DROP BY TONY….NO..MASTERS STOPS….HEART STOPPER! HEART STOPPER! THERE’S THE COVERBY MASTERS….1….2…3.!!!! MASTERS WINS AND UNBELIEVABLE MATCH!
OVERVIEW: It’s a shame there has to be a loser after such a match but both men can be proud of their achievements.
WESSIN: Yeah, but Mikey is the one progressing as the #1 contender for JD’s title!
SCHEEVONE: Coming up after the break we have Shawn Smith challenging Chris Sweet for the IC title in a ‘women in a cage’ match!
WESSIN: A ‘what in a what’ match?!?!
Fade to commercials.
The TraumaTron lights up:
Then "Make me Bad" by KoRn starts to play as the fans get up and boo for
Shawn Smith and his two women Slutty and Sleezy. He takes the two over to
the cage and locks them up. He assures them that everything is ok and they
will be out soon. Then he gets in the ring and waits for the IC champ.
SCHEEVONE: Ok folks well this match is a first of its kind for UWF. It is called a "Bitches in the Cage" match. IC title match. Now both Slutty and Sleezy are locked in this little cage overhear. Now attached to the ring is a key. It is the key that will unlock the cage and release the girls. The first person to do that wins the match, the IC title and the girls. So here we go.
Chris Sweet music hits as Chris walks out with the IC title over his one shoulder. The fans start up an ASSHOLE!!! ASSHOLE!!! chant and Chris smiles and gets in the ring. He points to the women and then his IC title and does a spanking motion with it. And Shawn charges at him.
SCHEEVONE: Well I think that little action pissed off Shawn Smith a little bit. Shawn starts throwing fists at Chris, Chris starts blocking them and then hits Shawn with a knee to the stomach.
OVERVIEW: Shawn goes down to the ring grabbing his stomach. Sweet starts laying boots to the side of Smith as he rolls around in pain.
WESSIN: I think I have to go help Shawn and the Bitches.
SCHEEVONE: Sitdown you old thing. The Bitches are screaming because they want to help Shawn but can not. Sweet looks up at them and smiles at them.
OVERVIEW: Chris rolls out of the ring and walks up to the cage. He sticks his hand in the cage and grabs Slutty by the hair and is pulling at it. Sleezy is trying to get him off but unsuccesfully.
SCHEEVONE: Mr.Sex is slowly getting up. He sees what Chris is doing and then runs to the ropes. He bounces off and then runs at the other ropes....he leaps off...
SCHEEVONE: .SUICIDE DIVE!!! WHAT A MOVE BY MR.SEX!!! SMITH LANDED A SUICIDE DIVE ON SWEET AND KNOCKED HIM INTO THE CAGE AND THEN TO THE GROUND!!!!
OVERVIEW: Both men are in obvious pain already. The ref starts counting the men out..
REFEREE:1.....2.....3......4......5....
OVERVIEW: And Mr.Sex rolls in the ring. The ref continues counting. Shawn grabs the ref....CLIMAX!!! CLIMAX!!!
SCHEEVONE:SHAWN SMITH JUST GAVE THE CLIMAX TO THE REF!! HE IS NOT OUT TO WIN THE MATCH!! HE WANTS SWEET'S BLOOD!!!
OVERVIEW: Sweet is getting up. Shawn is going to the key. He is on the top turnbuckle. He is reaching at it. He almost got it....LOWBLOW!!!
SCHEEVONE: Chris Sweet nailed Shawn with a lowblow forcing him down to the ring. Sweet picks up Shawn and DDT's him in the center of the ring. He picks him up and lifts him in the air....GORILLA PRESS SLAM!!!
OVERVIEW: Chris Sweet slides out of the ring and grabs a table and sets it up in front of the cage. Then he grabs a chair and puts it in the ring.
WESSIN: Come on Mr.Sex get up. Don’t let your women down.
SCHEEVONE:Sweet picks up the chair and Mr.Sex slowly gets up he swings....HE MISSED!!! CRACK!!! SMITH LEVELED SWEET WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK ONTO THE CHAIR WHICH HIT CHRIS IN THE FACE!!!
OVERVIEW: Smith places Shawn on top of the chair and he climbs to the top turnbuckle......CRACK!!! SMITH MISSED THE FROG STAR SPLASH AND HIT THE CHAIR AS SWEET ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY!!!
SCHEEVONE: Both men are now slowly getting up. Chris and Shawn charge
at each other...DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!! Both men are down.
SCHEEVONE: Look at Slutty and Sleezy. They are trying to pull the
door off.
WESSIN: I think I should go help them.
OVERVIEW: Oh yeah Jas. Lets see all that strength of yours. Lets go.
Lets see it.
WESSIN: Shut up Dave. I would whip your ass.
SCHEEVONE: It looks like Shawn Smith is getting up. He is climbing to
the top turnbuckle. Sweet is now getting up.
OVERVIEW: Smith is reaching for the key....HE GOT IT!! Smith has the
key!
SCHEEVONE: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! Sweet just pushed Smith off the
turnbuckle and right through the table smashing it into pieces. Sweet is
climbing out of the ring. He grabs the key from an unconscious Shawn Smith's
hand. He walks over to the change and tries to unlock it.
SCHEEVONE: WHAT THE HELL???IT LOOKED LIKE PEPPER SPRAY!!! SLEEZY SPRAYED SWEET IN THE FACE WITH PEPPER SPRAY!!! HE IS DOWN ON THE GROUND HOLDING HIS FACE!!
WESSIN: This is great. Way to go ladies!!
OVERVIEW: Smith is slowly getting up. He is looking at a fallen
Sweet. He pulls the key from his hand and then unlocks the door.
WESSIN: YESSS!! THE BITCHES ARE FREE!!! GO SHAWN!!!
OVERVIEW: Look at Slutty she is trying to wake the ref up. He is
finally waking up. He looks up and sees Shawn with the women. The ref rings
the bell and hands the title to Shawn Smith.
SCHEEVONE:What a match!! SHAWN SMITH IS THE NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION!!!
"Make Me Bad" plays as Shawn walks out with S & S and of course the IC
title around his waist.
SCHEEVONE: Well….what a night…and we’re not done yet! Coming up after our final commercial break is the main event as JD Lawson take son Case in a lumberjack match for the World title!
The scene cuts to commercials.
Suddenly "Take the money and run," By Steve Miller begins to play as the
crowd stands on their feet and begins booing as JD Lawson along with Vanilla
Ice and Pauly Shore besides him as he heads to the ring. He steps in
jeering at the crowd and grabs a mic.
,b>JD: Silence your dirt filled mouths.
(Fans begin to boo loudly)
JD: Yea keep it up give me some heat come on. Freaking rednecks
shut the hell up. Or you may be next on Kingdom buying list. Now as I see
our dear Vice Prez has issued a match between Case and I with my Outlaws as
lumberjacks. Well as everyone knows Case is owned by non-other then me.
Now Jesus you retards I told you last time Case cannot have a match with me
unless I decree it and I did not see myself running around telling people I
was going to wrestle that waste of space in Case. So Case tonight since you
still constantly try to get out of the contract you will face Vanilla Ice
tonight.
Ice: Word to your motha.
JD: Yea whatever loser. Anyway Case you have the opportunity to
fight this idiot and lose to him. (Laughs) Now isn't that special. Well I
be fair Case I will not all out make you lose but the conclusion is set
cause not only will you face Ice but you will also fight Pauly. He was
pretty angry about how you performed in your tag match.
Pauly: BUDDDDYYYY!
JD: Yea he called Buddy uh oh Case. Now hey wait Case take that smile
off your face because you will also have a special ref: ME. I will ref this
match because come on who else in the building can count to three. These
inbreds. HELL NO! So I the KING the man who owns your ass will ref this two
on one match and have my own stable outside damn Case sounds like you are
one dead piece of trailer park trash.
Suddenly "Running with the Devil" plays and Case, clad in a FULL EFFECT
T-shirt, makes his way to the ring. The crowd gives him a decent pop as he
climbs through the ropes.
SCHEEVONE: Case gets in the ring and dives at Ice and knocks him to
the ground.
OVERVIEW: JD puts his ref's T-shirt on and pushes Pauly out of the
ring. Case picks up Ice and powerbombs him directly in the center of the
ring. He picks him up again...DDT!!!
WESSIN: Look who it is!!!
Chris Sweet, Jack Bone, Profit$ and Masters walk down to the ring and then
all circle the ring to do their job as lumberjacks.
SCHEEVONE: This is a very unfair match for Case. But then again
unfortunately JD Lawson does own him.
WESSIN: Case should be happy that JD is not forcing him to face all of
the Outlaws. He is getting off easy as far as I am concerned.
OVERVIEW: And that is why you are an idiot. Case lifts up Ice and
GORILLA PRESS SLAM!!!
SCHEEVONE: RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP!! CLOTHESLINE!!! DDT!!!
OVERVIEW: Move after Move Case is just beating the living shit out of
Ice and JD is not stopping him.
WESSIN: Thats because JD does not care about anyone else but himself
and his title.
SCHEEVONE: Case backs off of Ice and backs up towards the ropes.....
OVERVIEW: Sweet just hit Case with a chair in the back. Masters pulls
Case out of the ring by his legs and the entire Outlaws start laying a
beating to him.
Crowd pops
SCHEEVONE: Ashmore and Donald Trump are coming down to the ring. Both
with briefcases in their hands.
WHACK!!!!
WHACK!!!
CRACK!!
OVERVIEW: Ashmore and Trump just leveled the entire T.I.O out with
briefcases. Ashmore pushes Case back in the ring.
SCHEEVONE: Ice covers him 1..2..KICKOUT!!! Gee that was sure a fast
count. Ice is picking up Case. He throws him to the ropes...
OVERVIEW: Case ducks the clothesline...BIG BOOT!!! Case picks up Ice
and ATOMIC DROP!!!
SCHEEVONE: Case looks at the ground as Ashmore and Trump cheer him
on. JD picks up Ice and points to Case.
OVERVIEW: Ice charges at Case but missed. Case turns around and kicks
him in the stomach. Ice goes down hard. Case covers him. The count
......1..............2.............BREAK UP!!!
SCHEEVONE: JD put Ice's shoulder up. Case is up and he is yelling at
JD. Case pushes JD. JD pushes Case. Case runs at JD...THRILLING POINT!!!!
OVERVIEW: JD just leveled Case with his finisher. JD pulls Ice ontop of
Case. The count 1...2..3!! ITS OVER!! I CANT BELIVE IT!!
SCHEEVONE:I don’t want to believe it!! Case was screwed again.
WESSIN: I love it. This is great. Ashmore and Trump pull Case out of
the ring. They are taking him to the back.
OVERVIEW: ITS STALLION!! STALLION IS CHARGING OUT OF THE BACK!! THUNDERING HOOVES TO ASHMORE!! THUNDERING HOOVES TO TRUMP!!! HE PICKS UP BOTH MEN AND THROWN THEM IN THE RING!!
SCHEEVONE: The T.I.O all slowly get up and slide in the ring.
Stallion throws Trump and Ashmore into the ring and start laying the boots
to him. Stallion grabs Case by the hair and holds him up. JD grabs a mic.
JD LAWSON: I OWN YOU CASE!! YOU HEAR THAT? I OWN YOU!! AND I ALWAYS WILL! AND THERE IS NTHING YOU AND THE REST OF YOUR SAD STABLE CAN DO ABOUT IT!!! DON’T TEST ME CASE OR I WILL DESTROY YOU!!
SCHEEVONE:MY GOD!! JD JUST SMACKED CASE OVER THE HEAD WITH THAT MIC!! CASE IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN!! THE OUTLAWS ARE LEAVING AS FULL EFFECT IS LAYING IN THE RING!! WE ARE OUTTA TIME FOLKS!! SEE YOU ON WARFARE!!
Fade to credits.
CRACK!!!
TSSSSSSSSS!!!!
CRACK!!!
CRACK!!
CRACK!!
