the camera zooms in on a rocking crowd, hundreds of thousands of manical UWF fans pack the luxurious GM Place goin buck wild for the UWF action. The Canadian Flag waves on the UWFTron with the Big Sugar version of the National anthem playing....suddenly "Feul" blasts and the Canadian Flag is shattered to pieces by the UWF symbol, crashing into the screen......scenes from the past month flash on the UWFTron as the fans throw up their signs......"Canada is RAWF country"......"How AMPLE is she?"....."The Savior HAS returned"....."Wessin is MY dad too" and "AoD IS BACK!"....the camera pans the crowd as explosions go off, and finally comes to rest by Mitchel Shcheevone, Dave Overview and the always entertaining Jasson Wessin

SHCHEEVONE: HOLY SHIT!!! WELCOME TO THE HOTTEST SHOW IN TOWN!!! THE UWF PPV HERE IN SUNNY VANCOUVER BC!!.....Canada Day just 3 days away, but today we celebrate it EARLY......with HOTTER FIREWORKS, BETTER ANTHEMS AND LOUDER CHEERS!!! ITS THE UWF BABY!!

OVERVIEW: Mitch how can you possibly think at a time like this....so much hangs in the ballads tonight in the UWFs biggest PPV ever.

WESSIN: YEAH, like is Ample Gunn gonna loose her top? We are on PPV here!

SHCHEEVONE: More importantly, how will Ex compete when his arch nemesis Thad Huber is the guest ref?........Will the AoD and the rest of the UWF be able to hold off the RAWF invasion, Darksider and Canolli, Sweet and Synn, 187 and UN Forces, Jacobs and DDT.......this is a show that could set the UWF on its ears Dave.

OVERVIEW: Since the RAWF got here they've been causing havok, running rampant over that little putz Nerdlinger......now they're under contract but the UWFs saviors, Sweet and Canolli, along with Stanley and Steele have sent a message on saturday best discribed by a Twisted Sister song.

WESSIN: School's out for summer?

SHCHEEVONE: No you idiot!

WESSIN: OH! i know, i know.....Slippery When Wet?

OVERVIEW: that was by BON JOVI you moron! I meant "We're not gonna take it"

WESSIN: Sorry to break this to yah Dave but that song was by Quit Riot.......or was it White Snake?

suddenly "Highlife" by Cypress Hill blasts as the big green $ appears on the rampway....seconds later a suit wearing Thaddius Huber appears with mic in hand

THAD: Hello all you idiots, and WELCOME to MY UWF!!!
Thank you SO much for being here and making me SO MUCH money!

Ah yes, the bi-rates will be good tonight, and the place is sold out....beer is going at 6 bucks a glass to you stupid alcoholic pieces of canadian waste, and i'm laughing all the way to my Swedish Bank Account.

Thad laughs getting a reaction from the crowd

THAD: Now Tommy isn't out here with me, he's busy beetin the hell outta some little punk who had the nerve to ask for his autograph. I believe the kid was here from the "make a wish foundation" or something like that.....Oh well, i guess his next wish will for his shoe to be dislodge from his ass.

SHCHEEVONE: THATS SICK! I hope he's lying but i wouldn't put it past that ass Tommy Gunn.

THAD: In the meantime lets address a couple of things tonight, first of all, the soon to be OFFICIALLY BANNED FROM THE UWF.....Evan Gambol.

Now Evan, you're probably back there bangin your old secretary for the last time or something, so i'm gonna make this brief and to the point.

I'M A KILLING MACHINE.....anybody who's seen me wrestle would know this.....just ask TJ McCullock.

OVERVIEW: Thats the only guy he's ever beat!

THAD: I WAS BORN TO INFLICT PAIN, and tonight......with these devistating fists, these herculean bisepts, these anailating feet....i will run your face into the mat AND YOUR CAREER INTO THE GUTTER!

Evan, look at Ellis......look at PJ!? They tried to stop me Gambol, but they ALL FAILED....THEY ALL FAIL IN THE END, and you my friend are going to have a reserved spot on my wall where i will hang your career as a trophy of yet another triumph on my way to total and utter DOMINATION!

the crowd boos....chants of "Ass whole" can be heard

THAD: Enough about Gambol, lets talk a little about Ex.

Now Ex, tonight your little journey to reach that "unreachable goal", that one thing you have never gained in the UWF....that one thing that keeps you from being reguarded as one of the greats of the sport, WILL COME TO A SCREEEEEEEEEEEEETCHING HAUL!

Now Ex, just for fun lets name a couple other Wrestling superstars who won every other title and accolade in their profession but could NOT win the big one....

Well for starters there's the BIG BOSSMAN!!

WESSIN: How dare he compare MY son to that oaf.

THAD: Ah yes, there's our very own spanish comentator, the semi-legendary TITO SANTANA!

WESSIN: HAHA!!! TAKE THAT TITO!......Oh you want some? Yeah.....well come get you some!

SHCHEEVONE: Settle down you two.

THAD: Ah yes, must we forget the easilly forgotten BRITISH BULLDOG.......

Ex, after tonight.....after i PERSONALLY screw you out of your hopes, your dreams and your asperations, after i hand the belt on a silver platter to that underserving Lawrence Stanley only to be snatched up by my CHOSEN CHAMP Tommy Gunn soon hereafter......your name, Ex....the Extreme One, Extremeist....whatever you want it to be in the history books.....will go down, IN HISTORY, with BOSSMAN, BRITISH BULLDOG, and even, god forbid, TITO SANTANA.

You had a good run Ex, but you made the mistake of not playing by MY RULES.....tonight that run will come to and end.....

Before i go lets not forget that little shit Mikey Masters. Mikey i don't have much to say to you exept....hope running your mouth against me doesn't come back to, clears his throat BURN YOU!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!

ANY QUESTIONS?

I DIDN'T THINK SO!!

Highlife blares again as the fans boo their heads off....Thad walks away with a huge smile on his face

SHCHEEVONE: MY GOD!! HE'S DIABOLICAL!!! HE'S POWERFUL!?...WHAT DOES EX HAVE UP HIS SLEEVE TO STOP THAD!?....CAN HE STOP HIM AT ALL!?.....

the camera cuts to backstage.....a limo marked "AOD" pulls up, from out of it step Chris Sweet, Tony C, Lawrence Stanley, and Agent Steele get out of the limo and begin to walk to the arena

SHCHEEVONE: AOD ARE HERE!!! MY GOD THEIR HERE!!! THIS IS GONNA BE A HUGE NIGHT!!.....

OVERVIEW: Canolli, Sweet, Steele and Stanley with those stolen RAWF belts that Madeline is holding....these are the four guys who will be putting UWF pride on the line tonight....PLUS Agent Steel and Stanley are in title bouts of their own....no wonder the crowd loves em!! Lets go to some adds.....

the camera cuts to advertisements for next months PPV

SHCHEEVONE: We're back, just moments away from going to the abandoned warehouse match between the TV champ, DDT and Brian Jacobs.....WAIT! I HEAR WE HAVE A HOOK UP TO THAT FEED!....lets go there now!

The scene opens in The Abanded factory for tonight's match, we see plenty of weapons, fire barrels, glass windows, steal beams, 2x4's, barb wire, nails, hammers, anything you can think of...including a kitchen sink. DDT steps in front of the camera looking very confident. SHCHEEVONE: WHAT THE HELL!? We just made a sudden cut....where the hell are we?.....looks like an abandoned warehouse...ITS DDT!! What the hell is going ON?

DDT: FINALLY DERICK D. TADIUM HAS COME BACK TO VANCOVER!!! Well not exactlly, more like the out skirts of Vancover where tonight in front of the thousands inside the GM Palace and the billions watching all over the world I'm going to expose the RAWF for the pieces of STEAMY, STINKY, VILE, PILES OF MONKEY SHIT that they are!

Here one on one me and Brian Jacobs will battle in this factory, here is where I will go out and beat his sorry ass from one side of this run down rat trap to the other! Fitting that I beat this bitches ass here, because we all know that this is soooooo much nicer than his cardboard box!

DDT looks around, smiles at the camera and goes and picks up the sink

DDT: Hell I even got the kitchen sink ready for your ass when you show up. Yes you all heared me, the piece of crap hasn't even showed up yet, I know why too. Becuase right now the scene looks a little something like this...

He puts the sink down

DDT: Imitaing Brian Jacobs: Mom I can't do it I'm scared I just know that tonight DDT is going to beat my ass like dady used to do when he was fucking me in the ass! I don't know what to do mommy I don't wanna die, please help me...Oh no I'm so scared I HAVE PISS ROLLING DOWN MY LEG!

Crowd is laughing hystrically

DDT: And your mom responds with words you will never, and shall never forget... Imitating Brian's mother: TOO FUCKING BAD DEAL WITH IT

DDT: And just so know, you are a bitch and your ass is mine, TONIGHT!

Crowd is chearing as the scene goes back to ringside

Brian Jacobs vs Derick D. Tadium

Abandonded Warehouse Match for TV Title

"Little Crasy" hits the speakers and the fans jump to their feet to give Brian Jacobs a huge heel pop. Jacobs walks into the abandoned warehouse

SHCHEEVONE: WE GOT A FIGHT ON OUR HANDS....left and rights flying.....Jacobs backs DDT into the wall and slams him into it....AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN!! DDT taking some big shots....Jacobs grabs him.....UP!!! SUPLEX SLAMS INTO THE CONCREAT GROUND...

Jacobs waisting no time...he has a broom from the corner...WATCH OUT!!!

SMACK!

OVERVIEW: DDT came outta nowhere with that garbage can!

SHCHEEVONE: DDT sets up some old racks....that looks OH GOD NO!! SUPLEX POWERBOMB ON THE OLD RACKING!!! THE WOOD JUST SHATTERED INTO DUST!!....

OVERVIEW: DDT waisting No time, he's goin Big and fast.

SHCHEEVONE: sure is....DDT with a pin..................1................2...........kickout just after 2 1/2....man oh man Brian Jacobs just kicked out after 2 1/2!!!! DDT looks kinda pissed, he picks Brian up and SLAMS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE BRICK WALL!!.....

OVERVIEW: now DDT has that broom.....

SMACK!

SHCHEEVONE: THAT THING JUST BROKE RIGHT OVER JACOBS' BACK!

OVERVIEW: this is getting nasty....there are SO many weapons in that warehouse.

SHCHEEVONE: sure is, and DDT is dragging Jacobs into....the BATHROOM!? OH OH....OH GOD!!! SLAMS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THAT GRIMEY TOILET!!! NO!!! NO!! HE ISN'T GOING TO!.............

FLUSH!!

WESSIN: SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRLY!!!

SHCHEEVONE: Jacob's choking on that grimey water.....he gets up....LOW BLOW!!! LOW BLOW!!!......JACOBS GRABS DDT.....FACEBUSTER!!! RIGHT ON THE TOILET SEAT!!....BUSTED IT IN HALF!

Jacobs pulls DDT out of the bathroom, Jacobs goes back in....what is he?...THE SINK!! SINK!! JACOBS HAS IT.....NOOOOOO!!

SMAAAAAAASH!!

OVERVIEW: Well there goes that cliche.

SHCHEEONE: JACOBS PULLS DDT BACK INTO THE WAREHOUSE.....Jacobs setting up and old folding chair.....DDT!!! PLANTED THAT IMPLANT DDT ON THAT CHAIR...................1......................2..................3!! NO!! NO!! THE BLOODY DDT KICKED OUT!!! DDT IS REELING BUT HE'S GETTING UP.......LEFT HAND, RIGHT HAND, BIG CLOTHESLINE!!!

DDT grabs Jacobs.....HEADFIRST INTO A STEEL PIPE!!!

THUMP!

SHCHEEVONE: HE JUST SHATTERED THAT STEELE PIPE IN HALF!!........DDT HAS JACOBS......COULD BE!!!MIGHT BE!!! IT IS!!!.................DDTADIUM!! NO!! REVERSED.....FISHERMANS CARRY......ROLL OFF!!! DDTADIUM!!! HE NAILED IT!!

CRASH!!

SHCHEEVONE: DDT NAILED HIS MOVE THROUGH A PILE OF SKIDS......................1...............................2...........................3!!NO!!NO!! HOW'D HE!!? JACOBS SOMEHOW GOT UP!!! DDT arguing with the ref that it was a slow count....Now DDT HAS....OH GOD NO!! HE'S GOT A OLD HAMMER LEFT ON THE FLOOR.....this is bad news for a staggering Jacobs...he doesn't see the hammer......DDT SWINGS...

CLANG!!

SHCHEEVONE: DDT HIT THE WALL!!! JACOBS DUCKED AND DDTs HAND IS SHAKING!!! HE'S HURT.....JACOBS JUST....OH GOD NO!! JACOBS JUST GRABBED DDT....HE'S PULLING HIM ONTOP OF THAT SCAFFOLD RACKING!? THAT COULD GIVE WAY!!!..........DDT FOLLOWING AND THROWING RIGHT HANDS, He stunned Jacobs slightly....Jacobs with a little kick that stops DDT......THEY'RE ON THAT SECOND SCAFFOLD!!!! LOOK OUT!!! IS HE INSANE!!!?.......JACOBS JUST SET UP THA BACKSTABBER!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAASH!!

OVERVIEW: GOOD GOD!? HE DIDN'T JUST!?

SHCHEEVONE: JACOBS WITH A BACKSTABBER OFF THE SCAFFOLD ONTOP OF THE CAGE FORKLIFT!!! MY GOD RIGHT ON THAT ROLL CAGE OF THAT FORKLIFT!!! DDT IS OUT!!! THE REF IS COUNTING..........................1......................2........................3!!! NEW CHAMP!!! NEW CHAMP!!! THE RAWFS FIRST UWF BELT!!! JACOBS JUST WON THE TV TITLE IN AN AMAZING HARDCORE MATCH!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WE HAVE A NEW TV CHAMP!!!

EMTs poor in to help the two men....they stagger up

SHCHEEVONE: MY GOD THEY'RE STILL FIGHTING!!!! LEFTS AND RIGHTS!!!! DDT JUST GRABBED THAT BELT!!! LEVELED JACOBS....HE's FALLING OFF THE FORKLIFT!!.....DDT GRABS HIM AND, MY GOD!!! DDTADIUM!!! OFF THE FORKLIFT ONTO THE CONCREAT!!!! GOOD LORD WHAT A MOVE!!!! JACOBS HAS TO FIGHT ANOTHER MATCH IN ABOUT AN HOUR!!? HOW ON EARTH WILL HE!?....HERE COME EMT'S!!!

the camera cuts back to the ring

SHCHEEVONE: Well folks that was one of the most amazing matches i personally have ever witnessed....and we have more to come, but Brian Jacobs is the NEW TV CHAMP!! Will the RAWF continue this streak.....we're not long from the Tag Title Match Dave and the RAWF are on a high!

OVERVIEW: Sure are.

WESSIN: High eh? Hmmm, that reminds me, either of you seen Jack Marley?

SHCHEEVONE: You're an ass you know that?

Break Stuff hits the PA as Cobra walks out from behind the curtians towards the ring. He gets in the ring and then points to the stands and Ex climbs out of the crowd and then slides in the ring. He and Cobra get on the two ringposts and give the TX sign. Then they get down and Ex pulls out a mic.

EX:Hello all my EX-AMPLERS!!! How you all doin tonight? Now lets get down to buisness. Now Cobra and I know how much you love to see Team Xtreme ontop of the tagteam rankings. And that is why we are issueing the challenge of a challenge. Thats right. This wednesday. Team Xtreme challenges The UN Forces to a tagteam match. Nothing special, just a normal tagteam match for the straps. You guys claim to be the best. Well you know the saying. To be the best you have to beat the best. And buddy we have been and will always be. THE BEST THERE IS!!

COBRA:Thats right. Come this wednesday Ex will be the new world champ, and we will be the new tagteam champs. Although it wont really be new, because after all we have won the titles twice already. And still hold the record for longest team ever to hold them. But rest assure we will win them. And we will once again be the top tagteam in the UWF.

All of the sudden God Save The Queen blasts over the PA as the UWF Tagteam Champs make their way out of the curtian and to the ring wearing their tagteam titles and AoD shirts. The fans give them a huge pop as they stand in the ring and look eye to eye with Team Xtreme.

STANLEY:Better then us? Better then the UN Forces. No Ex I dont think anyone could ever and will ever be better then us. Not TX, not T&C and definately not 187. We are the best thing going. The world title that is drapped over my shoulder proves it. What makes you think that you two old stiffs are better then us?

EX:The fact that after tonight, when that title is over my shoulder. It will prove everything it needs to. Besides I could take both you and Agent 007 at the same time. But instead im allowing my friend Cobra to share in some of the glory. So are you in or out?

STEELE:Its Agent Steele you jackass. But im sorry for someone with your IQ I know its hard to say these simple things. Ofcourse we are in. Ex, Gent and I would love nothing more then to kick your ass all over the arena on wednesday. And thats exactly what we are going to do.

COBRA:Oh really. Well untill then why dont you get the hell out of my face.

STANLEY:How about no.

Stanley drops the mic and he and Steele start throwing punches at Team Xtreme.

SHCHEEVONE:Uh oh. This can’t be good. Stanley, throwing punches at Ex. Cobra is backed into the corner by Steele. Stanley with a left, now a right, and another left. Ex backs away and then punches Stanley in the jaw. Now he lifts him up and VERTICAL SUPLEX!!! WAIT A SECOND TOMMY GUNN IS OUT HERE!!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?? HE HAS A CHAIR AND CRACK!!! HE JUST LEVELED COBRA WITH THAT CHAIR!!! NOW HE IS GOING AFTER STEEL!!! CRACK!! HE JUST TOOK OUT AGENT STEEL!!! EX SEES HIM AND SLIDES OUT OF THE RING!! HE GRABS COBRA AND PULLS HIM OUT OF THE RING!!! NOW STANLEY TURNS AROUND AND LOOKS AT GUNN!!! GUNN REARS BACK AND SWINGS!!! WAIT A SECOND!! EX GRABBED THE CHAIR FROM TOMMY!! HE PULLS IT OUT OF TOMMY’S HANDS AND WHACK!!! HE JUST LEVELED TOMMY GUNN!!! NOW HE THROWS THE CHAIR DOWN AND HE AND COBRA JUST WALK TO THE BACK AS LAWRENCE STANLEY GOES OVER TO HELP AGENT STEELE!. WHY DID EX JUST SAVE GENT FROM THAT CHAIR SHOT?? A MINUTE AGO THEY WHERE BRAWLING AND NOW HE SAVES HIM FROM A CHAIR SHOT!! MY GOD!!! THE MAIN EVENT IS HEATING UP, SO MANY QUESTION!? AND NOW EX IS DEMANDING TAG TITLE SHOTS AGAINST UN FORCES NEXT WEDNESDAY!!! This is too much.....lets go to a comercial to gain our composure.

cuts to adds of the UWF hotline

SHCHEEVONE: Well folks, we're about to see Maul and Drifter come out here for their much awaited Dumpster Match.....weeks ago Drifter stoe 15 grand from Maul in a match

rolls old clips

SHCHEEVONE: After Maul destroyed his new car and new suit Drifter is back to being the Drifter of old....but Maul still wants repubution....can he get it tonight, or will the crafty Drifter sneek out a win again?

Maul vs Drifter

Dumpster match

The scene opens up backstage to find Maul walking towards the ring. From the darkness emerges Drifter with a pain of window glass!

SHCHEEVONE: O DEAR GOD!!!!! TURN AROUND!!!!!!!!!

OVERVIEW: SWEET JESUS!!!!!! Drifter just smoked Maul over the head with that window glass!!!!! Glass is shattered all over and Maul is bleeding from the forehead!!!!! Drifter puts the boots to him and lifts him up by his hair and tosses him head first into the wall!!!!!!

SHCHEEVONE: Drifter scoops Maul up and slams him down!!!!!! He picks him up, IRISH WHIP INTO A DUMPSTER WAITING BY THE RING ENTRANCE!!!!!!!! Drifter is really taken it to Maul!!!! Drifter pushes the dumpster through curtains onto the stage before the aisle as the crowd pops! Drifter picks up up, IRISH- no reversal! Short arm clothesline by Maul!!!!!!!!!! Drifters neck snapped against the canvas!!! Maul staggers up to his feet, he waits behind Drifter, he turns and BIG SPEAR!!!!!!!!! Drifter got caught big time!! Maul lifts up Drifter........What in the hell is he doing?

OVERVIEW: I have no clue, he's got Drifter on his shoulder, hes running back through the entrance.........o NO! Maul just smashed Drifters head clean across the top of the entrance!!! Drifter is busted wide open!!!! That was crazy!!!!!! What a move by Maul!!!! Maul picks up Drifter now and leans him up against the dumpster........

SHCHEEVONE: Maul charges, Drifter bends and SNAKE EYES!!!! He just dropped Mauls head against the top of the dumpster, what a heads up move by Drifter!!! Maul crashes against the steel hard!!!!!! Drifter struggles to get up, Maul is clutching his face, Drifter walks over to Maul and chokes him down with his boot, Maul is gasping for air as the ref breaks up the hold.

WESSIN: Give me a break! I cant take much more, I just wanna go home and masturbate!!!!!

OVERVIEW: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, that was our own Jason Wessin, hes here to add class and dignity to our otherwise disgustingly vulgar programming, anyway, back to the match up!! Drifter jumps on top of the dumpster, and pulls up Maul with him!!!! Is he crazy Mitch???

SHCHEEVONE: He has to be Dave!!!!! They are both on top of the dumpster, trading MASSIVE right hands!!!!!!! Drifter with a quick kick and FACE BUSTER!!!!! He may have it here!!! He opens the dumpster!!! Maul was just slid in!!! If he closes it its all over!!! Drifter gives Maul the finger and reaches up to slam the door and NO! Maul kicked the lid back in Drifters face!!! He falls over, clutching his jaw!!! It may be broken Dave!!!!.......

OVERVIEW: Maul climbs out of the dumpster and grabs Drifter by the head, he hooks him up and POWERBOMB!!!!!! O my GoD!!!!!!! O NO! Mitch, the Dumpster is rolling down the aisle!!!!!!!! Its just crashed into the ring apron!!!!!!!! Drifter fell into the open lid, Maul went flying through the ropes and into the ring!! Both men are down!!!!

SHCHEEVONE: No Maul is up!!! Hes staggering out and slides out of the ring!!!, he opens the other lid?? What in the hell is he doin'? He's goin back into the ring, he's goin' up stairs!!!!! Big Maul turns around on the top rope and leaps off!!! MOONSAULT!!!!!!! MOONSAULT INTO THE DUMPSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! This crowd is silent!!!! All of a sudden two hands reach up and pull up the side, Its Maul! Maul pulls himself over the side and crashes to the floor.....he staggers back against the railings and lunges for the dumpster, leaning over the side, he slams one lid, Drifter is gettin up, Maul from behind!!! He DROPKICKED THE LID DOWN ON DRIFTER AND THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!! WHAT A VICTORY FOR MAUL AND THE RAWF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OVERVIEW: A hard fought victory indeed Mitchell........Lets cut to commericial..... WAIT!!! MAUL ISN'T DONE!!! HE JUST SHUT DRIFTER IN AND LOCKED IT....Now Maul is pulling that UP THE RAMP!!! GOOD LORD NO!!!! SWEET FANSY MOSES WHAT IS HE.............NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

CRAAAAAAAAAAASH!!

SHCHEEVONE: MAUL JUST DROPPED THAT DUMPSTER OFF THE RAMP WAY 20 FEET TO THE GROUND BELOW!!! DRIFTER MIGHT BE KILLED!!........HERE COME EMT'S!!! MY GOD MAUL IS AN ANIMAL!!! lets cut to something....ANYTHING!!

cuts to promos of the IC Title bout UWFTRON: Are you tired of hanging out in your car and getting sweeted out by the boys in blue? Tired of getting shot at by your best friend and not receiving and medical attention because of lack of insurance….if these are a few problems that plague you and your friends….this November when you go up to that ballot box and see that box marked fuck you…you know what to do….

SHCHEEVONE: TOMMY GUNN IS HERE!!! MY GOD HE'S HERE!!....THAT SON OF A BITCH....he better not have hurt that sick kid backstage like Thad said!!

OVERVIEW: This is Tommy Gunn, we all know he did.

”Proposition FUCK YOU” by Methods of Mayhem blasts over the PA system as the fans rise from their seats and drop their drinks. Two large fireballs blast into the air as the lights beam back on, and there, with his bicep fully pumped is Tommy Gunn. He gives his bicep a kiss as he makes his way down the ramp blowing kisses to the crowd while chewing his gum and adjusting his sleek black shades. The sound is deafening from the boos. He has a keen look in his face, but with a slight smile. With him is Ample Bust who shakes her thang for the crowd. They hop in the ring as Gunn gets a mic….

GUNN: ………

Crowd starting the chant of “AAAAAAAASS-HOLE”

GUNN: Its me……Its me, is good ole, nas-TY Tommy-G, kickin dat ass oh so casual-LY, got my finger in the air for all you Canadian cocks to SEE!!….

First off, let’s talk about what has just happened to the amazing gimmick man, bore the hell out of the crowd, never get a fresh idea, and NEVER get within five feet of the World belt, they call Ex. Right now my man Thad is in the back getting his ref suit on, so he can’t back me up right now but I’ll talk about it anyways….

First, we witnessed the death of poor little Timmy….he will be missed…

Gunn shakes his head and pretends to be holding tears back…he then sees a woman in the crowd.

GUNN: Oh….oh the poor mother of the child…so convienetly in the audience. You hadn’t heard about your boy ma’am?

The woman, with her hands clasp to her face, shakes her head no

GUNN: What kind of mother are you that didn’t know about your own blind son’s death…what? Away on buisness? Too busy screwin the mail man?! Who knows with you people…..

Why, he’s up in Parkview hospital stiff as a board, and bright green…..and beginning to smell….

See ma’am, if you hadn’t brought your son here to see his IDOL, Tommy Gunn, then he would still be alive today, hell, I even had to cancel a work out cession for his burial, you weren’t there?!

The woman, fully engulfed in tears now….

GUNN: (laughing) Ma’am hehehe, I’m kidding……I was just pulling your leg…

The woman looks up, and puts her hand on her chest, relieved

GUNN: Call it the old, Tommy Gunn humor huh?…..I wouldn’t cancel a workout cession to see that little shit get buried

The woman bursts into tears as Gunn bursts into laughter

GUNN: (still laughing) So, uh, what was I talking about here? Oh yes, the thing above us right now…..well, Cobra, seeing as how you come back for one match a card or two back and havent been seen or heard of since, I think we should make this interesting…..add a little spice to the match, so start lowering that down here boys…..

This, as you can see is a dome…..a steel, reinforced dome that fits easily over and around the ring. BUT!! What you haven’t been able to see yet are the various weapons hanging from it….I call it…the Idolizer Arena

Now onto the destruction of Ex at the hands and power of moi, yours truly, the Ideal Idol for all of you little Idolizers in the stands…you all saw me masterfully destroy Ex with the jobbers at the healm and me bringing in the calvary at the end….a nice little tazer. A trademark of Idols everywhere. I zapped the shit out of that poor bastard, and no matter what he says, what he tries to make you people think or anything he tries to put on to show his pain…he is hurting…..

Which was the point of that vicous plan and attack. To knock Ex down, to take him to his least performance level, which isnt too far away when he is at 100 percent but we destroyed his pathetic ass and there is NOWAY, and especially with Thad as the special ref, will he ever touch gold….he couldn’t touch it when the fed first opened, he couldn’t touch it when he came back and he won’t now….he can continue to sit in the shadows of others and that’s the damn truth!! Why you ask? Because the IDOL HAS SPOKEN!!

Crowd boos

Now, the segment I have named “Pick a Prick” where you probably know by now, I pick one of you lucky bastards out of the crowd and you get to do a little something with the Ideal Idol….ok? Let’s see……..not you…….not you……no, too fat……eeeeeew, too ugly…AHA!!….you sir, step on up here!

A midget in the audience looks around and points at himself

GUNN: Yes you sir!! You have made it! You have ben selected, now come on up here!!

Crowd cheers as the midget climbs over the barrier and gets in the ring very slowly and caustiously

GUNN: Congradulations sir!! You have just won a dinner and a lap dance with the Master Proposer, which you people wil see unvailed on Ex later tonight!! So, whats your name dude?

MIDGET: John…John Little Mr Gunn…I can’t blieve I won!! This is my first time at a wrestling shows, it’s my birthday and my kids thought it would be a great present

GUNN: Kids?! They must be smaller then Ex’s dick, if YOU had kids….damn, I thought they had laws against things like that

Crowd boos

MIDGET: Funny, but I didn’t drive all they way up here from Wisconsin to be insulted!

GUNN: You drove up here?! Man, you must have a lot of phone books and wooden pegs in your car then!!

Crowd boos

GUNN: But seriously, enough insults, let’s give a big hand to Mr and father John Little Cock!!

Crowd cheers as John raises his hands….Gunn notions for John to go up the rampo and backstage as Gunn follows behind…

SHCHCEEVONE: Well that was just dispicable folks, Gunn continues to irritate the hell out of me and-Wessin are you laughing? Oh jesus, well Gunn did make a nice announcement about his Idolizer Dome, a new type of match here in the UWF, and that one should be exc-wait!! GUNN WITH A TRASH BAG!! GUNN WITH A TRASH BAG AND CREEPING UP BEHIND POOR JOHN LITTLE!! GUNN JUST PUT IT OVER HIS HEAD!! NOW ALL OF JOHN IS INSIDE THE BAG!! GUNN LIFTING IT UP FOR ALL TO SEE!! WE CAN SEE JOHN POKING AND KICKING TO GET OUT!! NO! NO!! HE WON’T DO IT!! JOHN HAS NO IDEA!!

CRASH

SHCHEEVONE: HE JUST TOSSED POR JOHN THE MIDGET OFF THE STAGE AND A GREAT THUD ONTO THE GROUND!! GOD, JOHN IS PROBABLY DEAD IN THERE!! GUNN THAT ASSHOLE LAUGHING IT UP AS HE GOES BACKSTAGE!! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!

OVERVIEW: Would somebody kick the crap outta this bullying asswhole.....god i hope Cobra rocks on him tonight!

WESSIN: he will...i trained him!

SHCHEEVONE: No you didn't you idiot!

WESSIN: Oh yeah.....i trained Pin Me Jeevie....thats right.

SHCHEEVONE: can you believe it.....Tommy annoucing that his match will be held in an "Idolizer Arena"....that MUST be that thing hanging above our head.

OVERVIEW: Looks kinda like the Thunderdome.

SHCHEEVONE: ITS TIME!! TAG STRAPS ON THE LINE!!.....My what a match this will be eh Dave!

OVERVIEW: This is shapin up for a good bout as the RAWF goes to capture some UWF tag gold!!!!

"D Boyz" hits the system as the crowd erupts in a chorus of boos for the team representin the RAWF, some scattered cheers can be heard and Trevor Leiss and Victor Synn sneer at the crowd

SHCHEEVONE: Dave 187 is charging the ring!!!!!!!!! The UN Forces greet them with a flurry of kicks!!! Steele has Synn, IRISH WHIP, Synn ducks a clothesline, but not that spinkick!! Synn is on the mat!! IRISH WHIP on Leiss, drop toe hold by Steele and BIG LEG DROP BY STANLEY!!! EXCELLENT TEAMWORK BY THE CHAMPS!!!!!!!! Steele and Leiss are gonna stay in the ring it looks like. Steel picks up Leiss and back him up into the corner!!! Irish Whip, another!! and another!!!! Steele backs up and charges, Leiss steps aside, Steele hits the corner hard!!!! Chest first......Leiss from behind!!! Full Nelson....SLAM!!!!! That hadda hurt!! The cover...1..........................2.............................NO! Kickout by Steele, Leiss tosses Steele into the buckle and tags in Synn!!! Both men in the ring now!!

OVERVIEW: They grab Steele!! The set up and they are gonna spike this POWERBOMB!! O nO!!! Steele is up and starts furiously punching Leiss' head!!!! He drops down, kicks Leiss into the corner and turns and CLOTHESLINE by Synn!!! Synn picks up Steele, snap suplex!!!, Synn moving quickly now!! To the second rope!!! Leg-NO! He missed it!!!! Steele, is pulling himself up against the ropes, Synn is up, he lunges for Steele, BIG FLYING FOREARM BY STEELE!!!!!!!! He rolls over, dives and TAGS IN STANLEY!!! BIG CLOTHESLINE ON SYNN!! AND ANOTHER!!! HERE COMES LEISS AND THERES ONE FOR HIM TOO!!!!! STANLEY NOW PICKS UP SYNN AND RUNNING POWERSLAM!!!!!! THE COVER!!! 1...................2................................thrNO!!!!!! KICKOUT!! Wow!! Synn kicked out of the vicious move!!!

SHCHEEVONE: Synn is staggering like a moron around the ring Stanley with a right hand, Synn is staggering, Stanley lands another, Synn spins and DROPKICK right to the face!!!! Synn hits mat!!!! Stanley tags back in Steele, Steele picks up and Synn and places him on the top rope!!! Steele hooks him up, Leiss runs over and....NO! Steele kicked him right in the face and Leiss hit the floor hard!!!!!!!!! Steele leaps and HURRICANRANA!!!!!!!!!!! HE HIT IT!!!!!! Synn is down!!! It took its toll on Steele as well!!!!! Wait whats this??? The Extreme Icons are here!!!! Brian Edison pulls the ref out and argues with him!!! No! Brian Jacobs just forearmed the ref from behind and he falls over!!! DAMN THE RAWF!!!!! They are invading!!! Maul runs down and SMASHES STANLEY OVER THE HEAD WITH THE RING BELL!!! HE FLOPS OVER INTO THE RING!!!!!!STEELE IS TRYING TO FIGHT OFF A MILLION MEN!!!! HERE COMES TONY C AND CHRIS SWEET!!! They are trading punches with the Hardcore Icons!!!!! O NO!! Maul again, he clobbered STEELE!!!!!! STEELE FALLS THROUGH THE ROPES!!, MAUL WAKES UP THE REF AND ROLLS HIM INTO THE RING, SYNN SLIDES IN FROM THE OTHER SIDE!!! NO DAVE NO!!!!!

OVERVIEW: Synn goes over to Stanley!!! Damn Mitch!! He's not even the legal man!!!! He sets him up GUILLOTINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stanley is out!!!! Synn flops backwards from exhaustion. Tony C and Sweet fight off the RAWF just as Synn throws his arm over The Gent.....The cover.....1.........................................2......................... .................Canolli dives at Synn!!!!....................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT IN TIME!!!!!!!!!!! NOT IN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!! 187 ARE THE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!! CANOLLI IS LIVID, WHILE SWEET IS IN SHOCK!!!! TONY IS SCREAMING THAT GENT WASNT THE LEGAL MAN!!!!!! SWEET IS IN THE REFS FACE HOLDING THE SMASHED RING BELL!!!!! The AoD is in the ring and they are PISSED OFF!!!! RAWF walks back up the ramp holding their new Tag Titles high in the air, giving the AoD and the crowd the finger!!! THIS IS AMAZING!!! JACOBS WON THE TV TITLE AND NOW 187 HAVE THE TAG STRAPS!!!.......MY GOD!!! AoD HAS BEEN BEAT! WILL THEY BE ABLE TO RECOVER!?......

OVERVIEW: They better, Stanley and Steele have huge matches and Canolli and Sweet have to defend UWF honour later on!

SHCHEEVONE: lets hope the UWF can recover from the invasion!

cuts to commercials for UWF Dreamcast Video Game: WWI

SHCHEEVONE: we're back, this has been a phenominal PPV thus far....

Aquarius from Hair hits the PA as "The Future" Stevie McJ comes out from backstage. He is seen in red and black leggins that say "The Future" on the back and Stevie McJ on either side. The crowd begins to boo him as he comes down from the rampway and into the ring. Coming on down to the ring, he asks for a mic and it is given to him. He holds the mic up to begin speaking and the crowd chants ass-hole ass-hole.

STEVIE: Sure chant asshole all you want, cause quite frankly I don't give a sh!t what you peons think about me. You see there was a time when I did care about the fans, but that was a long f---ing time ago, and this is now. I'm mainly here to speak of two idiots. Wait did I say to becuase I meant three!! Those three idiots are Thaddius Huber, Tommy Gunn and DDT.

SHCHEEVONE: What is going on here? Stevie finally showing what he is worth? Oh my holy hell, he has gone insane, not only is he calling himself the future, but he is hear to make remarks about our CEO Thad, The Ideal Icon, and DDT!! Jas, what do you think his motives are, for wanting to do this?

WESSIN: I don't care besides, puppies are a whole lot better to watch than him rambling off some guys with c---s who ain't never got laid.

SHCHEEVONE: Is that all you care about? Let's get back to the ring.

WESSIN: Well, no not exactly, but ah just forget it, let this pansy talk.

STEVIE: First off THADDIUS HUBER!! What the f*ck do you think having Tommy as your chosen one will do you? It will do you no f*cking good!! You know why it will do you no good to have him as your chosen one?! That is because he is an old fogey in this business, and I am still fresh and new. You see Thad, not only having him a corporate member is a mistake, it means that I Stevie McJ gets the pleasure of whipping his ass the next time I see him!!

I am Stevie McJ Thad and don't forget that name boy, because whether you like it or not, I'll be whipping yours as well. So Thad without further or do here is a little sign language to ya

he flips off the camera and it becomes censored for the folks at home, but not to the crowd.

STEVIE:People this show ain't over just yet!! I've got a little more trash talking to do!! Tommy Gunn this one's for you!!

SHCHEEVONE: I don't like this new found attitude about Stevie McJ. Quite frankly enough, I think it stinks. lifts his armpit up Oh wait it's just me.

WESSIN: Oh go blow yourself, listen up Mitch, if it wasn't for guys like Stevie, you wouldn't even be in this business.

SHCHEEVONE: SHUT-UP WESSIN!!

STEVIE: Tommy Gun, The Ideal SChmeil, The Ideal asshole, what the hell is up with that gimmick? You couldn't cut it with The GREAT One so you had to go and change your gimmick. What the f*ck is that all about huh?! I see no correlation there anyway, sure everyone thinks you're an asshole just because you used to walk down the street saying look at me I'm the Great One and than showing up with people like The Rock.

I mean come on man, I hope you get your head out of that paper sack and your ass soon, because if you don't I'll be sure to do it for ya, which reminds me, I gotta pick up some extra hos tonight.

Bringing me to DDT!! Now DDT, I've heard just enough out of your mouth about me!! I ain't no f*ckin McChicken, I ain't no Veitnemese Prostitute I-

Stevies interview is cut off just as Amazing Grace blasts over the PA system and the crowd is up at there feet cheering. To their unexpected expectations The Holy Ryder steps out from backstage and puts his hands in a holy act as he stands there for a moment and then runs down to the ring and slides under the rope for a kick to the midsection, and Stevie looking stunned at the same time.

SHCHEEVONE: What the hell?! This is an unexpected turn of events!! The Holy Ryder making a return to the UWF!! But why? Why now? Why at Canadien Carnage? Former Firm member kicking Stevie McJ INTO THE midsection showing a little spunk?! Here he goes again a neckbreaker follow-up by the former Extreme champion, where the hell is this going? There is no ref in the ring!! Someone get a ref out here!!

WESSIN: AW shutup Scheevonee, let these two men kill each other!! They obviously hate the other's guts.

SHCHEEVONE:That maybe so Jas, but this match hasn't even been factioned by Thaddius Huber!! What is going on? Again Val is draggin McJ up after that hard kick and neckbreaker. Oh no, it's to early for this what the hell is going on? Jimmy just laid the Holy Drop on Stevie?! BY GOD THIS PLACE IS GOING WILD!! I THINK THAT JIMMY JUST LAID THE SMACKDOWN ON POOR OLE, aw forget it, Stevie deserved it!!

WESSIN: Deserved what? He is the Future, The Future don't deserve this!!

SHCHEEVONE: Wait a minute Val is asking for the mic!! Let's get into the ring to hear this.

VAL: Now all you people here and those at home watching this PPV nmust be asking yourself this question? Why here, why now? Well it's this simple, there are holy ones, and sinners, and my freinds, you are looking at one huge ass sinner right here. Stevie my freind, I've been listening to you day in and day out talking about how much better you are than everyone else, yet you seem to job every match. How is that may I ask? I believe it is you ain't got not talent at all, and let me remind you this, any freakin time you wanna tangle, i'll tangle. No wait, I'll make it better, you, me on Warfare, tangle in a pool hall match. What do you say to that?! Oh you better be prepared to confess your sins to the Holy Ryder!!

Jimmy drops the mic on Stevie and leaves the ring with Amazing Grace blasting over the PA.

SHCHEEVONE: What did we just witness here? What on earth does Val have planned for Stevie? I guess we'll find out eventually....that was weird stuff Dave.....weird ass stuff.

OVERVIEW: And apparently Stevie still pissed Thad didn't pick him as his chosen champ after last PPV....it looked like the two had aligned and then Thad dropped him like yesterdays news.

SHCHEEVONE: I could see why Stevie's a little peeved, but what does Jimmy Have to do with it?

"Superbeast" by Rob Zombie nails the PA as Damon Zombie is dragged out in his coffin to a HUGE pop with his Harem of Scarem and makes his way to the Hotbox beside the arena

SHCHEEVONE: THERE IT IS!!! THE HOT BOX!!! that cage on concrete ground with flames around it, and just for fun Thad has thrown weapons for Zombie to do a number of Mikey with!!

“Stage Fright” by Def Leppard hits the PA and Mikey Masters comes out, carrying the Extreme championship belt with him. He makes his way down to the ring and steps inside the deadly cage, prepared to face off against Damon Zombie.

SHCHEEVONE: This one’s about to start!

OVERVIEW: I’m predicting this is going to be one of the most brutal matches ever in the UWF.

WESSIN: Woohoo… I’m sooooooo excited.

As the two men stare each other down, “High Life” by Cypress Hill hits the PA and the crowd bursts into boos as President Thaddius Huber appears at the top of the ramp with a mic.

SHCHEEVONE: It’s Thad!! What does he want?!

WESSIN: If we’re lucky he’ll cancel this match.

THAD: OH MIKEYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Mikey turns around glaring through the flaming cage wall at Thad.

THAD: I’ve got a little somethin’ special for your match tonight. The way I figure it, that Extreme belt doesn’t mean enough to yah. So if yah lose it, you probably wouldn’t care. But there’s something here I think yah might mind losing.

OVERVIEW: What could it be?!

Thad snaps his fingers and two men come out, carrying a man in between them. Mikey falls to his knees in shock as he sees who it is.

WESSIN: HAHA!!! IT’S MR. MASTERS!!!

THAD: Wanna say hello to daddy Mikey?! I think he wants to say hello to yah.

Thad holds the mic up to Mr. Master’s face waiting expectantly as the old man attempts to put some words together. MR. MASTERS: Mikey…..

THAD: THAT’S ENOUGH!!

CRACK!!!

SHCHEEVONE: THAD JUST CRACKED MR. MASTERS WITH THAT MIC!!!

THAD: So here’s the deal. Win and your dear old pops gets to stay with yah. But… yah lose, which I’m sure yah will…. THEN HE GOES TO THE ASYLUM AND YOU’LL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN!!!!!!

The crowd boos at the announcement and Mikey goes nuts inside the ring as Thad stands up on the ramp with Mr. Masters.

OVERVIEW: Well Mikey’s got a lot on the line here tonight.

SHCHEEVONE: The question is… can he pull off another win over the amazing Damon Zombie.

WESSIN: Answer… NO!

"King of the Dead" Damon Zombie vs Mikey Masters

Hot Box match for the Extreme Title

SHCHEEVONE: MY GOD THIS WILL BE BAD.....Mikey just aint cut out for matches of this nature......he's in the cage now, in there with a tiger of a man, who feels NO pain.....

the cage is set a blaze

SHCHEEVONE: OH GOD!!!I CAN FEEL THE HEAT FROM HERE!!! THIS IS BAD NEWS FOLKS......Mikey will come out nothing but a shriveled little peice of ash.

THE TWO LOCK UP!!....Zombie straps on a nasty armbar...a rare wrestling manuver by Zombie.....

OVERVIEW: One advantage Mikey will have is that Damon wont be able to reach his Harem for assistants, mostly weapons.....however there are a nice supply in there...

SHCHEEVONE: for instance the crowdbar he just picked up....ZOMBIE CHOKING MIKEY WITH IT!....JUST CHOKING HIM!!! THIS IS BAD NEWS!!!......Mikey already looking out of place!

OVERVIEW: Mikey always looks out of place

SHCHEEVONE: Mikey picks Zombie up with a nice shoulder throw......ZOMBIE JUST JABBED THAT CROWBAR INTO THE STOMACH OF MIKEY.....AND RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK WITH IT!!!

Zombie off to a good start here but mikey staggers back up.....Zombie yeilding a PICK AXE NOW!!! MY GOD!!! SWING AND A MISS!!! MIKEY WITH A KICK TO THE GUTT.....>DDT!!! HE NAILED IT ON THAT CONCREAT AND BUSTED ZOMBIE RIGHT OPEN ALREADY....Zombie loving it as usuall.....Mikey picks him up.....AH!!! NO!!! MIKEY SHOVING THAT HAND IN THE FLAMES....NOW.....

CRASH!

SHCHEEVONE: HEAD FIRST INTO THAT FLAMING CAGE!! MIKEY PLAYING TO THE CROWD......But Zombie just smiling.....BIG RIGHTHADN STAGGERS MIKEY....PICK UP....CHOKESLAM JUST KNOCKED MIKEY SILLY!!! ZOmbie has....oh god no....BARBED WIRE!!!! THIS COULD GET MESSY!!!

OVERVIEW: so could our table....WESSIN'S EATING RIBS!!

WESSIN: mrmph mhrprph.....mmm, Goood.....mrphrph.

SHCHEEVONE: THATS SICK!!! SO IS ZOMBIE!!! AH!!! HE JUST GOUGED MIKEY WIDE OPEN WITH SOME BARBED WIRE SHOTS!!! Mikey is bleeding now on the forhead and back......Zombie not wasting time to inflict pain....he sets up a folding chair in the middle of the ring....what on earth is he thinking now?

OVERVIEW: he's a wackjob? who knows!.....

SHCHEEVONE: As much as Mikey hates his dad for some of the things he's done, he MUST fight for him and right now its costing him blood by the pint!

MIKEY UP!!! MISSED A LARIAT!!! Damon sets him up, standing on the chair.....ZOMBIE GRABS HIM IN A CRUSIFIX!!!! GOOD LORD NO!!!..............HE JUST SLAMMED MIKEY HEAD FIRST INTO THAT FLAMING CAGE OUT OF THE CRUSIFIX!!!! MIKEY'S HEAD IS BLEEDING AND NOW BURNT!!!

OVERVIEW: ZOmbie is having WAY too much fun.

WESSIN: mrpphr....he should try these ribs.

SHCHEEVONE: how can you eat that when we can smell Mikey's burning flesh from here?

OVERVIEW: Look at that ass Thad, standing and loving this punishment......

WAIT!!! MIKEY JUST CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF THAD LAUGHING....HE LOOKS PSYCHED!!! ZOMBIE HAS A....is that a PEG LEG!? ZOMBIE WITH A PEG LEG!!! BUT WHERE!? AND WHY!!?

ZOMBIE SWINGS!!!......MY GOD HE MISSED!!! IT CAUGHT ON FIRE.....MIKEY WITH A LEFT HAND....HE GRABS THE FIREY PEG LEG FROM ZOMBIE!!! AHHHHHHH!!!

SMACK!!

SHCHEEVONE: RIGHT OVER THE HEAD!!! ZOMBIE IS BUSTED OPEN AND HIS HAIR IS ON FIRE!!!...........Mikey looks like he's turned the page here, now he's gone HARDCORE!!! my god....Mikey grabs a......C-clamp!!! A C-CLAMP!!!

OVERVIEW: Actually i believe thats a Jurgensen clamp Mitch!

SHCHEEVONE: WHO CARES!!! HE'S GOT IT ON ZOMBIES BALLS!!!! MY GOD!!! ZOMBIE WRENCHING IN PAIN!!!! MIKEY LOVING THIS!!!! THAD IS GOIN NUTS OUT THERE!!!

OVERVIEW: Mikey leaving the clamp on.....a nice feature of the Jurgensen Clamp!

SHCHEEVONE: Nobody cares that you took 9th grade woodshop.......MIKEY HAS A CRICKET BAT!!! Mikey has Zombie in some MAJOR pain......

CRAAAACK!

SHCHEEVONE: RIGHT ACROSS THE BLOODY HEAD!!! ZOMBIE STUMBLES BACK!!! RIGHT INTO THE WALL OF FIRE!!! MY GOD ZOMBIE IS ON FIRE....................Mikey just grabbed, A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!! IS HE GONNA PUT ZOMBIE OUT!?

THUD!!

OVERVIEW: does THAT answer your question!?

SHCHEEVONE: MY GOD MIKEY DISHING THE LONG TIME EXTREME CHAMP WITH THE BEATING OF HIS LIFETIME!? WHO WOULDA THOUGHT!?

Mikey has more....he just pulled up......A TABLE!!! MY GOD ALMIGHTY!!! A TABLE!!! Zombie managed to get the clamp off his balls long enough to stumble up....HE RUNS AT MIKEY!!! MIKEY CAUGHT HIM!!! SPINNING TIGER BOMB!!

CRAAAAAASH!!

SHCHEEVONE: RIGHT THROUGH THE GODDAMN TABLE!!!! MY GOD ZOMBIE IS OUT COLD....................1......................2.................NO!!! OUR FIRST PIN OF THE MATCH AND ZOMBIE KICKED OUT!!! These two have been tryin to stay alive, not pin eachother!

ZOmbie getting up, he's bleeding like crasy....Mikey grabs him.....HAMMERLOCK!!! CROSSFACE CHICKEN WING!!!!MIKEY HAS THAT DEADLY MANUVER ON ZOMBIE.............NOW WHAT!!! MIKEY JUST RAMMING ZOMBIE SHOULDER FIRST INTO THAT BURNING CAGE!!!! ZOMBIE'S SHOULDER LOOKS DISLOCATED!!! MIKEY HAS JUST BEATEN THE CRAP OUTTA DAMN ZOMBIE!!........

Zombie falls limp to the floor.....Thad looks like he's seen enough......Mikey sets Zombie up for the Heart Stopper..... he just saw Thad trying to unlock that door....it needs keys

OVERVIEW: Thad is ordering the ref to unlock it....Mikey is distracted and Zombie is setting up....MY GOD ANOTHER TABLE!!!.....now Zombie has that Barbed wire...OH GOD NO!!!! ZOMBIE HAS SOMETHING SET UP!!!....THIS IS BAAAAAD!!!

SHCHEEVONE: THE REF JUST UNLOCKED THE FLAMING CAGE......

crowd pops

SHCHEEVONE: WAIT!!! WAIT!!! ITS JD!!! JD LAWSON!!!? WHO'S HE HERE TO HELP!!? HIS TAG PARTNER OR HIS NEW CONFIDANT!?......

SMACK!!

SHCHEEVONE: JD JUST LEVELED THAD WITH HIS IC TITLE!!! MY GOD THAD BOUNCED OFF THE CAGE......

OVERVIEW: LOOK OUT!!! ZOMBIE BEHIND MIKEY!!!

SHCHEEVONE: KNEE TO THE GUTT!!!! ZOMBIE HAS MIKEY SET UP FOR THE STRAIGHT TO HELL RUNNING POWERBOMB!!!.....THIS COULD BE IT!!! MIKEY COULD BE OVER WITH HERE!!!! HERE IT COMES!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!.....REVERSED!!!! HEARTS STOPPER!!

CRAAAAAAAAAAASH!!!

SHCHEEVONE: HEART STOPPER THROUGH THAT BARBEDWIRE TABLE!!! HE NAILED TEH SAMARAI DRIVER OUT OF THE STRAIGHT TO HELL!!! ZOMBIE IS BLOODIED BAD.......he's OUT!.........................1.................................2...............................3!!! ITS OVER!!! MY GOD MIKEY RETAINS THE TITLE IN ONE OF THE MOST BARBARIC MATCHES I HAVE EVER SEEN!!! HE TOOK OUT DAMON ZOMBIE AND NOW JD IS IN THERE TO HELP MIKEY OUT!!! JD RAISES MIKEY'S HAND!!!.......ZOMBIE ON THE GROUND WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE!!!

Stage Freight blasts as Mikey and JD celebrate in the ring....Thad unconcious on the arena floor......the EMTs poor out as the flames are distinguished....

SHCHEEVONE: MY GOD....Damon Zombie is lifeless in that ring!! He's not....he can't be trying to get up!?

OVERVIEW: he is!

The crowd falls silent as Damon Zombie, beaten and bloodied, attempts to stagger to his feet. Tarantella Serpentine and Diabla climb into the ring to help him up. He casts a broad smile to the thousands of fans in attendance, his yellow teeth turned a grisly red from the blood in his mouth. He spits a gooey red glob of it onto the mat and takes the microphone from out of the ring announcer’s hand. He raises his arm and the crowd pops.

SHCHEEVONE: We'll be back after these brief ads....

cuts to commercials for the UWF sponser..."X-Men the movie"

SHCHEEVONE: Boy Dave i can't wait to see that flick.

WESSIN: Why don't you pull the sponser's dick out your ass......which reminds me, by new Poly Dent....i use it! And so does Bob Hope.

SHCHEEVONE: You are SO stupid....

The camera switches to a hotel room in Calgary. Mr. Johnson, disgruntled ThadCO executive sits on the bed while a man with his back to the camera plugs away at a laptop computer on a nearby desk. Though his face isn’t obvious to the camera, he’s apparently well built, wearing a three-piece suit and sporting a conservative haircut.

JOHNSON: Christ… I had no idea trading stocks could be like this!

MAN: Call it a skill or call it a gift, I’m as hot as I ever was.

JOHNSON: Yeah, but this is crazy. You’ve been logged into AmeriTrade for four days straight! Don’t you ever rest!?

MAN: Wall Street waits for no man, Johnson. You should know that.

JOHNSON: But this is inhuman!

MAN: No… it’s better! It’s hostile business!

JOHNSON: But!

MAN: Just be quiet! Or, better yet, go get me a bottle of scotch. I’ve got work to do…

SHCHEEVONE: Well folks, that bum is up to something....i swear i recognise him, but that ballcap is pulled over his face, and too thick a beard, i can't tell who the hell it is?

OVERVIEW: me neither Shcheevs....one things for sure, he wasn't always a bum.

SHCHEEVONE: WAIT!! THE CAGE IS COMING DOWN....its time for the first of our three part IC Title Match.

OVERVIEW: Steele already fought a hard tag match now he has to fight three more matches posibly.....this is insane!!

"Secret Agent Man" plays as Agent Steele walks out to a HUGE pop.....he looks noticably upset

SHCHEEVONE: Well folks, it looks like Steele is still reeling from the upset win by 187....i'm sure he's thinking about that match, but he's got a big singles oppertunity for the IC Belt here.

Agent Steele vs "The King" JD Lawson

IC TITLE BEST OF THREE, MATCH 1: Cage Match

"Natural Born Killers" by Ice Cube and Dr. Dre blasts as JD Lawson walks out with Rico and Jack at his side, he holds the IC Title up in the air.

SHCHEEVONE: Earlier in the night JD helped Mikey Masters with the Extreme Title by stopping Thad.....will Jd get some recorse from that?

OVERVIEW: Well Thad is still shaken backstage from that belt shot and he has a big match up soon so Thad might not be able to get in the frey here.

SHCHEEVONE: Thank god......and here we go...Steele and JD lock up....a couple knees to the gut by Steele stunn JD....Steele tosses JD HARD INTO THE CAGE!!!

JD AGAIN INTO THE CAGE ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE!!!

AND A THIRD TIME!!!

ONE LAST TIME FOR THE CROWD!!! JD REELING FROM FOUR CAGE SHOTS.....BIG BODY PRESS SLAM BY STEELE..............1................2..........NO!!! JD KICKED OUT!

OVERVIEW: JD looks shaken early on.

SHCHEEVONE: Steele grabs JD, JD swats him away....BIG KNEE TO THE GUTT!........AXE KICK BY JD!!

Lawson with a nice move quickly scales the ropes.....OFF THE TOP!!!! MY GOD!! HUGE ELBOW DROP!! and a cover.............1...........2...kick out by Steele with plenty of time. Jd with a sloppy cover picks Steele up....RAMMING HIM INTO THE STEAL CAGE!

OVERVIEW: Now JD has him over his shoulder....could be grating time!

SHCHEEVONE: COULD BE!!! IT IS!!! JD JUST RUBBED STEELE'S FACE ACROSS THE STEELE GRATING!!! STEELE IS BLEEDING BADLY!! JD tosses him up.....HUGE INVERTED NECKBREAKER! WHAT A MOVE............1..............2...........3!! NO!! KICKOUT!!! STEELE IS STILL ALIVE!!!

JD Is taking care of buissiness now...He picks Steele up and lays him out with a lariat...Steele comes back....HUGE DROPKICK!!!......JD OFF THE ROPES.....SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT INTO A PIN!!! WHAT A COMBO OF MOVES...........1.................2...........NO!!! HE CAN'T PUT STEELE AWAY!!!

JD CLIMBING THE ROPES!!.....

OVERVIEW: Could be time to return to LUNACY!

SHCHEEVONE: IT IS!!! RETURN TO LUNACY!!.......NAILED IT!!! NAILED IT!!! THE PIN..............1...................2..............3!!!NO!!NO!! HOW'D HE KICK OUT!!! JD CAN'T BELIEVE STEELE!!? JD pulls Steele up.....COULD BY!!! FIREMANS CARRY!!! THIS IS IT!!! THRILLING POINT COMING UP!!!....NO!!! REVERSED.....BACKSLIDE ROLL UP!!..............1................2................3!!! MY GOD!!! STEELE WITH A HUGE UPSET!!! MY GOD!!! STEELE WITH THE ROLE UP!!! JD CAN"T BELIEVE IT!!...Steele gets his hand raised and JD CHASES HIM!!.....THEY'RE GOIN TO THE JAIL HOUSE FOR MATCH 2!!! AND WE'RE CUTTING TO COMERCIALS...we'll be back with the #1 Tag Title contenders match....

cuts to adds for the UWF CD: in stores SOON

SHCHEEVONE: We're back folks, just moments ago Steele won round one of the three part match with IC CHamp JD Lawson....they'll drive to the local jail house and fight round two in about a half hour, that should be interesting as hell.

WESSIN: or boring as hell.

OVERVIEW: You suck.

WESSIN: good one.

Class Action vs The Extreme Icons

#1 Contender for Tag Titles

Class Action theme hits as Max “Masters” Degree and “Slick” Remy Resnick walk out from behind the curtian to a decent crowd pop. They get in the ring and begin talking strategy with each other.

SHCHEEVONE:Well this is Class Action’s first match here in the UWF and already they seem to be turning some heads. Their opponents The Extreme Icons. Two men who are part of the RAWF Invasion movement.

WESSIN::If these guys dont win this match there will be serious hell to pay. I can promise you that.

OVERVIEW:Whatever you say Jasson.

The RAWF theme kicks up and the fans immediatly begin chanting RAWF SUCKS!!! RAWF SUCKS!!! Then The Extreme Icons walk to the ring and stuff is thrown at them. The two then rush to the ring and start to brawl with Class Action.

SHCHEEVONE:Remy and Eidson, Jacobs and Max both throwing punches at each other. Eidson grabs Remy by the head and throws him out of the ring. Then the ref orders Eidson to get out of the ring and stand on the ring apron. Eidson gets out of the ring and hits Remy with an Axe Handle to the back. Max throws Jacobs to the corner and then charges into him with a clothesline knocking him to the ground. Max backs up and then runs at Jacobs for a BroncoBuster but Jacobs sticks his foot up and hits Max in the groin area. Max goes down in a heep of pain. Jacobs pulls himself back up and then climbs to the top turnbuckle and then jumps off and lands on Max with a legdrop flattening him out. Jacobs picks up Max and drags him to his corner. Jacobs tags in Eidson and Eidson starts punching him numerous times in the midsection as Jacobs holds him down. Now Remy gets in the ring but the ref cuts him off and Remy is screaming at him, telling him to let go but the ref forces him out of the ring. Then Jacobs gets out of the ring and Eidson puts Max in the corner and starts kicking him in the stomach. He then grabs him and throws him to the opposite corner but Max reverses and then throws him to the corner. He punches Eidson in the face and then Jacobs reaches in and tries to grab Max but Max punches him. Max throws Eidson to the ropes and meets him with a boot to the face. He tags in Remy and Remy immediatly goes uptop and lands a elbow drop on Eidson.

WESSIN::Very good team work by the new comers. They are really putting on a show here for the fans.

OVERVIEW:They sure are. Max gets out of the ring and Remy picks up Eidson and drops him with an Atomic Drop. Remy backs away as Eidson slowly gets up, he charges at him and nails him with a forearm shot to the face. Eidson is crawling over to Jacobs extended hand. Remy is laughing at him. Eidson is almost there...Oh but Remy grabs him by the leg and pulls him to the center of the ring. Eidson rolls over and then kicks Remy in the face and crawls back over to Jacobs and lunges at his hand. SLAPP!! Jacobs is in. He runs at Remy but Remy punches him knocking him down. He gets right back up but Remy knocks him down again.Remy picks him up by the head and RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP!! HE PICKS HIM UP AGAIN AND DDT!! JACOBS IS NOT LOOKING TO GOOD RIGHT NOW!! EXTREME ICONS COULD BE IN SOME TROUBLE!! REMY PULLS JACOBS TO HIS CORNER AND TAGS IN MAX!! MAX HOPS OVER THE ROPES AND KNOCKS DOWN JACOBS WITH A MISSLE DROP KICK!! HE PICKS HIM UP AND POWERBOMB!! HE GOES FOR THE COVER!!! 1......2.....KICKOUT!!! WOW I CANT BELIVE JACOBS DID NOT GIVE UP!!

WESSIN::Hey look at Eidson he is taking something out of his pocket it looks like knucks.

SHCHEEVONE:THATS WHAT THEY ARE!! THEY ARE BRASS KNUCKS!! EIDSON PULLS THE REF OVER TO HIM AND IS GRABBING HIS SHIRT!! EIDSON THROWS THE KNUCKS IN THE RING!! JACOBS CATCHES THEM AND CRACK!! HE JUST NAILED MAX IN THE HEAD WITH THE KNUCKS HE IS OUT COLD!! REMY GETS IN THE RING AND CRACK!! HE GETS KNOCKED OUT!!

WESSIN::Dont tell me these assholes are gonna get another cheap win.

OVERVIEW:Look who it is? Its DDT!! HE IS STORMING TO THE RING!! WITH A BASEBALL BAT IN HAND!!!

SHCHEEVONE:HE GOES UPTO JACOBS AND...

PING!!!

SHCHEEVONE:DDT JUST LEVELED JACOBS WITH THE BASEBALL BAT!! HE PULLS MAX DEGREE ONTOP FOR THE COVER!!! HE RUNS OVER TO EIDSON AND PING!! BOTH MEMBERS OF EXTRME ICONS HAVE BEEN KNOCKED OUT BY BASEBALL BATS!! DDT IS SCREAMING FOR THE REF TO COUNT!! HE DOES 1.....2.....3!!! THEY DID IT!! CLASS ACTION WINS THE MATCH THANKS TO DDT!! DDT JUST SCREWED EXTREME ICONS OUT OF A WIN!!

WESSIN::So? Extreme Icons tried to cheat to win. And you know what they say. Cheaters suck!!

OVERVIEW:Thats not how the saying goes.

WESSIN::My saying does. So there.

Fades to promo for main event Ex vs Lawrence Stanley with Thad as the ref. SHCHEEVONE: Man will the be a hella main event, but we still can't imagine what Ex could do to win this match?

OVERVIEW: Ex is screwed if Thad is ref....its a fact.

WESSIN: you wanna hear a fact...here's a fact....YOU SUCK!

OVERVIEW: good one.

(The camera fades directly into the nearly blackened arena, as "Leader of Men" by Nickleback signals Chris Sweet's arrival. Thunder booms the entrance way, followed by a clap of lightning striking the entrance way. The crowd is deafening, as a cloaked individual appears from behind the curtain. Chris Sweet drives the ambulance from around the production area, all the way to the ring, as the crowd gives him a huge pop.)

SCHEEVONE: AoD member!! AoD member!!

WESSIN: Personally, I find that clits are generally more exciting, but you know, that might just be me.

OVERVIEW: Hahahaha....

"The Savior" Chris Sweet vs Darksider

Ambulence Match for RAWF World Title

(He drives down the entrance way, toward the ring, as the cloaked individual lags behind, walking slowly. Chris Sweet exits the ambulance, and slides in the ring, cheering with the crowd, chants of "AoD!".)

WESSIN: Oh...This is about as exciting as eating a twinkie and watching Cartoon Network's Superchunk.

SCHEEVONE: You have wonderful insights...Now, I understand why you weren't promoted past B-Real!

OVERVIEW: He's got a point, Jason..

WESSIN: Hey, don't under-estimate B-Real. Just because he's been jobbed....(Figuring the number) 3,044 times, doesn't mean you can treat him like crap!

SCHEEVONE: He's been jobbed 3,045 times, jackass.

WESSIN: I don't care. YOUR MAMA, SCHEEVONE! YOUR MAMA! AND YOUR DAMNED UNCLE, TOO!

OVERVIEW: (Hysterical.) HAHAHA...Oh, man, Wessin. That was pathetic.

("Graveyard Symphany" interrupts the commentators, as the letters, R.A.W.F. light up the ring, and the UWFtron. The crowd hisses and boos, cups fly, and fans try to get in on the action as Darksider comes out. He rushes to the ring, and immediately, he and Sweet tear into each other.)

SCHEEVONE: THEY WANT TO KILL EACH OTHER!!

OVERVIEW: They are mortal enemies, Scheevone...Arch-rivals...Protagonist meets Antagonist...Adversaries clashing together, for the R.A.W.F. world title! This should rock!

Ding, Ding, Ding!

SCHEEVONE: Darksider executes a perfectly maneuvered drop kick, sending Sweet nearly over the top rope. He goes over to Sweet, and does a quick irish-whip. Sweet crashes into the ropes, and hangs on, as Darksider misses the dropkick!

OVERVIEW: Chris Sweet is smiling, as he helps Darksider to his feet. Sweet lifts him up, high, and WHAM! PRESS SLAM! Awesome move! Darksider hit the small of his back, on that one. Perfectly executed move, there.

SCHEEVONE: Indeed it was. But, Sweet's not finished! He drags Darksider to his feet, and tosses him over the ropes, into the back of the ambulance!! DARKSIDER HIT HARD!! Meanwhile, the cloaked individual is still lingering at the entrance area, watching on.

WESSIN: Big deal...

OVERVIEW: Sweet with a springboard, and misses! Darksider rolls out of the way, and Sweet hit the floor, very hard. I don't think he'll get up from that one, Scheevone.

SCHEEVONE: That missed move devistated Sweet, and now Darksider has the upper hand. I think he planned this out! He picks Sweet up, and rolls him into the ring, and he follows in behind him.

OVERVIEW: Darksider lifts Sweet up, and just landed a HUGE swinging neck breaker on Sweet! What a move!! Darksider, running off the ropes and attempting a swinging elbow drop... HE MISSED! Sweet rolled out of the way, in the nick of time!! Chris is back up and waits for Darksider to return to his feet. Sweet grabs him, BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX to the OUTSIDE OF THE RING.

WESSIN: They are right in front of that ambulance. This match has been insane as Sweet looks possessed.

OVERVIEW: "The Savior" cannot be possessed. But Sweet, is now stomping on Darksider on the outside, furiously. He picks Darksider up and they begin exchanging right and left! Sweet blocks a right, and counters with a VICIOUS KICK TO THE KNEE and a ROLLING DDT on the bare cement!!!!! OH MY!! Darksider is split open and bleeding profusely. Sweet climbs onto the ring curtain and executes a quick Leg Drop on a fallen Darksider. Sweet returns to his feet, as Darksider comes up behind him and applies a Sleeper. SWEET REVERSES and kicks Darksider in the abdomen, setting him up for a Powerbomb. He's got Darksider up, AND...NO!!! DARKSIDER SPIT THE BLOOD INTO SWEET'S FACE!!! THERE'S BLOOD ALL OVER THE BOTH OF THEM!! SWEET IS BLINDED AND DROPS DARKSIDER ON HIS FEET! Darksider, taking the upper hand, whips Sweet sharply into the side of the ambulance!!

WESSIN: Sweet is gonna get his ass sent away in that ambulance in a few minutes.

SCHEEVONE: Nobody knows.. Sweet back up and Darksider swings for Sweet, but Sweet ducks and Darksider hits the ambulance Sweet goes around the back of the ambulance and begins to climb. Sweet is on top of the ambulance. The crowd is going insane..

WESSIN: Darksider is not a scared man. He is following suit and climbing up on top of that ambulance too. Darksider with his fingers on the roof. Wait, SWEET STEPPED ON his fingers and threw him down to the floor. Darksider getting back up as SWEET RUNS AND DOES A FLYING CROSS BODY ON DARKSIDER FROM ATOP THE AMBULANCE!!!! THE CROWD IS IN A FRENZY!!!!

OVERVIEW: Sweet is back up and dragging Darksider to the ambulance. He puts Darksider into a headlock. What the HELL?!? RUNNING BULLDOG BY SWEET WITH DARKSIDERS HEAD INTO THE STEEL BUMPER OF THE AMBULANCE. Darksider looks out. Sweet hurt himself, too. They slowly struggle up and Sweet opens the ambulance door and throws Darksider in but Darksider quickly comes running out and spears Sweet. He now pulls Sweet up as the blood drips from his face profusely and he is dragging him to the top of the ambulance.

WESSIN: They are back on top and this is going to be great. Darksider setting Sweet up for a Piledriver but Sweet gets out of it. Sweet facing Darksider and he connects with A SUPERKICK TO THE CHIN OF DARKSIDER. Darksider is wobbly on the edge of the ambulance. WAIT, SWEET GRABBED HIM and DDT's HIM ON THE ROOF OF THE AMBULANCE.

(Crowd chants "SAVIOR" over and over.)

SCHEEVONE: SWEET picks Darksider up and he signals to the crowd, Salvation is coming, SALVATION IS COMING! SWEET picks Darksider up on his shoulder and peforms a SIT DOWN PILEDRIVER SPLIT ON DARKSIDER AS THEY GO THROUGH THE ROOF OF THE AMBULANCE AND COME CRASHING DOWN INSIDE. BOTH MEN ARE BLOODY HEAPS OF VIOLENCE.

WESSIN: The stipulation of the match is that the winner is the man that leaves in the ambulance. But the ref is administering a 10 count. Both men look out inside of this destroyed ambulance.

(The Crowd chants "Savior" and Sweet slowly crawls out of the ambulance..7...8...9....10...)

OVERVIEW: SWEET IS VICTORIOUS!!!! Darksider is unconcious in that ambulance. SWEET WITH A HARD FOUGHT VICTORY IN THIS BLOODY MATCH. THE CROWD IS IN A FURY as Sweet climbs back to the roof of the ambulance and raises his arms as the ambulance is started up and the sirens go off.

(Suddenly the camera peers into the ambulance and the driver is revealed to the be the 13th Cloaked Disciple and he floors it backwards and up the ramp as Sweet comes tumbling down from the roof and hits hard on the hood before falling to the ground. He is lacerated all over and losing blood, profusely.)

SCHEEVONE: JESUS CHRIST AND LATTER DAY SAINTS! SWEET WAS JUST BROKEN IN HALF FROM THAT FALL FROM THE ROOF OF THE AMBULANCE. GET ANOTHER AMBULANCE OUT HERE AND SOMEONE FIND THAT 13th DISCIPLE!!! HE IS NOT MOVING!!! SWEET IS NOT MOVING!!! IT MAY BE ALL OVER SO SOON!

(Fades to preview of next match as an ambulance comes out and loads Sweet into the back with a neck brace on and back splints.) SHCHEEVONE: Well folks, a big win for the UWF after it looked like the RAWF was taking the upper hand....two belts today, but now the UWF has hit back thanks to their savior. However i doubt this will end here.

OVERVIEW: Not a chance Mitch....

SHCHEEVONE: I have word that JD and Steele have arrived at the Vancouver Prison sight for their jailhouse brawl....the second leg of their IC Title match.

Agent Steele vs "The King" JD Lawson

IC TITLE BEST OF THREE, MATCH 2: Jail House Brawl

SHCHEEVONE: We're going to the jail cell....apparently JD is there stirring it up again already...

(We open up in the Jail in Vancouver where the Jail house match between JD and Steele will happen in a short while. When JD ius seen walking up to inmates)

JD: Who out of you have the balls to ref this match down the line and fair.

some guy steps forward he's waring a hat pulled over his eyes and a beard

Guy: I will.

JD Stares at him

JD: No...you behind everyone you look a badass, I pick you.

Man:I will do my best KING, right down the middle.

JD: Thats great, really I am flattered.

JD turns his attension to the entrence as Steele walks through

SHCHEEVONE: MY GOD!? Was one of the inmates just named a ref for this match?

OVERVIEW: i think so!?

SHCHEEVONE: Steele attacks JD quickly.....JD takes some nice shots....Steele backs him hard into those steel bars, slamming him head first in there...STEELE IS ON FIRE!!! BIG DDT!!! HE LANDED IT!!............a pin..............where's our ref?

OVERVIEW: I think he got distracted, there was a female guard who just walked by!

SHCHEEVONE: That or because Steele bent over.

WESSIN: HE DID!...i mean, he did??

SHCHEEVONE: You're weird....Steele gets up.....JD ROLLS HIM UP!......1...2..3!!NO!! KICKOUT BY STEELE!!? Did that seem fast to anybody?

WESSIN: Dave would know all about being FAST!

OVERVIEW: funny, thats not what your daughter said!

WESSIN: Which one?

SHCHEEVONE: you're an idiot. Jd picks Steele up......SLAMS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE SINK IT CRUMBLES!!! STEELEs bleeding again....JD pulls him over.....

CRASH!!

SHCHEEVONE: BODY SLAM THROUGH THE BED!! a pin.......1...2...KICKOUT BY STEELE!!! That was definately fast....who the hell is this guy?

Steele gets up and brushes off some punches....SLAMS JD HEAD INTO THE BARS!!! AND AND IRISH WHIP INTO THE BRICK WALL!!

STEELE ON FIRE!!! He pulls JD over to the lunch area.....STEELE HAS JD UP!!!.....SOLDIER SLAM!!! HERE IT COMES....

CRAAAASH!!

OVERVIEW: MY GOD A MODIFIED SOLDIER SLAM!!! JUST POWERSLAMED HIM THROUGH THE TABLES....we might have a new IC CHAMP!!.......................1.................................2.............................Jack just tapped that ref on the back? The ref just turned......this is weird....the ref was distracted VERY easily.

WESSIN: go easy on him, he's just a crook.

SHCHEEVONE: SURE IS! STEELE IS UP AND IN HIS FACE......AH!!! FROM BEHIND.....TRILLING POINT!!! NAILED IT ON THE FLOOR!!!!.......1.......2.......3!!! JD WINS!!! JD WINS!!! That inmate is a crook alright, he just stole the IC belt from Steele......by why did he help JD!? What connection does he have?

JD , Jack, Rico and the inmate are walking out of here together.......Steele is left on the ground....we have the third leg coming up in the next hour, an I QUIT MATCH!!! MY GOD!!!

cuts to promo of Thad vs Gambol match

SHCHEEVONE: This PPV has been phenominal thus far....but its about to get THAT MUCH BIGGER....

"Feul" By Metallica blasts as Evan Gambol walks out to a HUGE pop....he plays to the crowd

SHCHEEVONE: could Evan be the new commish? Will he restore sanity to this fed?

OVERVIEW: i dunno, Thads a 'monster'.

SHCHEEVONE: right.

Thaddius J. Huber vs Evan Gambol

For Commishionership or Gambol banned from UWF

"High Life" by Cypress Hill blasts as the big green $ comes down from the sky...Thad walks out in a jump suit, he's looking pissed off as the crowd gives him a nice booing reception

SHCHEEVONE: Thad is looking PISSED off......Gambol is looking focused. Neither of them are wrestlers.....this should be VERY interesting.

If Gambol pulls this off the UWF will finally have a balance of power...if not it will only solidify Thad's iron rule!

OVERVIEW: GAMBOL ATTACKS THAD!!!

SHCHEEVONE: GAMBOL WITH A SPEAR....LEFTS AND RIGHTS BEING TOSSED......Gambol has Thad down on the mat and Thad rolls out and onto the floor....an early breather for Thad.....Gambol COMING AFTER HIM!!!.......GAMBOL ON THE APRON!!.........BULLDOG ON THE FLOOR!!! GAMBOL BEATING THE LIVING HELL OUTTA THE CEO OF THIS COMPANY!!!

OVERVIEW: THIS IS GREAT!!! I LOVE IT!!

SHCHEEVONE: Gambol slamming Thads head off the floor....now Gambol pulls up thad.....RIGHT OFF THE GUARD RAIL!!! AND AGAIN!!! Brawling on the floor by Gambol.....IRISH WHIP!! REVERSED......SLAMMED INTO THE STAIR CASE!!!

Thad playing to the crowd, GAMBOL RIGHT UP!!! FROM BEHIND......Thad turns....HIS EYES AS BIG AS SAUCERS.....GAMBOL WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE!!! THADS HEAD HIT HARD!!!!.......Gambol tosses Thad back into the ring!!! MY GOD HE'S A MAN POSSESED!!!

OVERVIEW: We're gonna see a new COMMISH!!

SHCHEEVONE: YES!!! Gambol is really back....he's in the ring.....Gambol tosses Thad into the ropes.....LOU THEZ PRESS!!!! NAILED IT!!! NAILED IT!!! GAMBOL LEVELING THAD WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS.....GAMBOL IS UP AND GONNA FINISH THAD OFF......

the crowd pops

OVERVIEW: ITS TOMMY GUNN!! NO!!! GUNN RUSHING TO THE RING.......GAMBOL HAS THIS ONE FINISHED.......HE's SETTING UP FOR THE FACEDOWN....thats his buddy Gent's move.....PUMPHANDLE.....WAIT!!! TOMMY JUST GRABBED THE REF.....FACEDOWN BY GAMBOL!!! NAILED IT!!!.................1..................2................3................no count!!! GUNN STOPPING THE REF....WAIT!!! ITS THE TASER!!! THE TASER........

BUZZZZZZZZZ

SHCHEEVONE: TOMMY GUNN JUST SHOCKED GAMBOL!!! GAMBOL DROPS TO THE GROUND......THAD PINS HIM......................1..................2................3!!! THATS IT!!! GAMBOL IS DONE WITH!!! GAMBOL IS OVER WITH!!!! GUNN AND THAD HAVE WON!!! GAMBOL IS BANNED FROM THE UWF......

OVERVIEW: LOOK AT THAD AND TOMMY CELEBRATE......this is horrible.

SHCHEEVONE: Gunn is the biggest ass on the plan-WAIT!!! GAMBOL IS UP!!! HE JUST GRABBED THAT TAZER!!! NOOOOOO!!!

BUZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

SHCHEEVONE: THERE GOES TOMMY!!!! NOW GAMBOL FACE TO FACE WITH THAD!!!! YES!!! GET HIM GET HIM GET HIM!!!

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

SHCHEEVONE: YES!!!! THAD IS SHOCKED!!! LITERALLY!!! AND GAMBOL AINT DONE!!!

BUUZZZZZZZZZZZZ BUZZZZZZZZZZZ BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

SHCHEEVONE: MY GOD!!! GAMBOL IS USING TOMMY'S STUNN GUNN ON THAD!!!! THAD IS SHAKING LIKE A WET DOG!!! HERE COME THADCO SECURITY TO STOP GAMBOL!!! MY GOD!!!! EMT'S ARE HERE!!! THAD IS HURT BAD!!!! TOMMY IS UP AND TRYING TO GO AFTER GAMBOL.....GAMBOL RAISES HIS HANDS IN THE AIR AND GETS A HUUUUUUUUGE POP!!! GAMBOL IS GONE FOREVER BUT HE MIGHT HAVE WON THE WAR TONIGHT!!! JUST LOOK AT THAD!!

the EMTs help Thad into a stretcher....

SHCHEEVONE: we are getting word that Thad is being HOSPITALIZED.....HUH!? THIS CAN'T BE!!! GAMBOL HAS....HOSPITALIZED THAD.....but he has to ref the main event?!!

OVERVIEW: Its true....here comes the ambulance.....they're hauling Thaddius off......the REF FOR THE MAIN EVENT IS GOING TO THE HOSPITAL!!! what the hell could this meen?

cuts to commercial for UWF Magazine

SHCHEEVONE: Well folks, its official....we see the ambulence leaving and Thad is going to the hospital....who will ref the big matchup? This is crasy!

OVERVIEW: Tommy has rushed to the back to get ready, but he's gotta be worried whats going on with Thad.

Party Up by DMX begins playing as Cobra walks out to the ring recieving a decent heel pop. He slides into the ring and then grabs the ropes and pulls on them alittle pumping himself up.

SHCHEEVONE:Well this match is for the number two contender spot to the world title. It is a Idoldome Match. And what it is, is a dome that goes around the ring and inside the ring is various weapons suchs as chairs, bats, and ofcourse on the outside is tables. And here comes the current number two contender Tommy Gunn.

Cobra vs "The Ideal Idol" Tommy Gunn

Idoldome Match

UWFTRON:(while the words “Prop S.T.A.G.G” flicker on and off…..)Are you tired of hanging out in your car and getting sweeted out by the boys in blue? Tired of getting shot at by your best friend and not receiving and medical attention because of lack of insurance….if these are a few problems that plague you and your friends….this November when you go up to that ballot box and see that box marked fuck you…you know what to do….

”Proposition FUCK YOU” by Methods of Mayhem blasts over the PA system as the fans rise from their seats and drop their drinks. Two large fireballs blast into the air as the lights beam back on, and there, with his bicep fully pumped is Tommy Gunn. He gives his bicep a kiss as he makes his way down the ramp and hops in the ring.

SHCHEEVONE:TOMMY GUNN PUNCHES COBRA IN THE HEAD BUSTING HIM WIDE OPEN!!! WHAT THE HELL?? HOW DID HE JUST BUST HIM OPEN WITH ONE PUNCH? OHHH I SEE. THAT BASTARD HAS BRASS KNUCKS ON!! WHAT A BASTARD!! HES PULLING THE KNUCKS OFF AND NOW PICKING UP COBRA!! HE LIFTS HIM IN THE AIR FOR A POWERBOMB!!! TOMMY GUNN IS JUST TAUNTING COBRA!! COBRA SLOWLY GETS TO HIS FEET!! TOMMY PUNCHES HIM BUT COBRA BLOCKS IT AND PUNCHES TOMMY!! TOMMY PUNCHES HIM AGAIN BUT COBRA BLOCKS IT AND PUNCHES GUNN AGAIN!! COBRA GRABS GUNN BY THE ARM AND GIVE HIM A BIG LARIOT!! HE THEN GRABS GUNN BY THE LEGS AND PULLS HIM TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! THEN HE PUTS HIM IN A SHARPSHOOTER!!! GUNN IS SCREAMING IN AGONY!! GUNN IS REACHING FOR SOMETHING IT LOOKS LIKE A CHAIR!! GUNN HAS IT AND CRACK!!! WHACK!!!

WESSIN:Oh come on Cobra you can beat this fool. I know you can.

OVERVIEW:WELL IT DONT LOOK TO GOOD NOW!! GUNN JUST CRACKED COBRA OVER THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR!! NOW HE CLIMBS OUT OF THE RING AND SETS UP A TABLE!! HE GETS BACK IN AND STICK A CHAIR ONTOP OF IT!! NOW HE SETS UP A TABLE IN THE CORNER!! COBRA GETS UP SLOWLY AND CRACK!!! SPEAR!!! GUNN JUST SPEARED COBRA THROUGH THAT TABLE!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!! COBRA ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND THEN PUTS A TABLE IN THE RING!! HE SETS IT UP AND THEN STICKS IT ONTOP OF THE OTHER TABLE AND PLACES THUMBTACKS ONTOP OF IT!! NOW HE GETS DOWN AND THROWS TOMMY TO THE ROPES!! BIGBOOT TO THE FACE OF THE IDEAL ONE!! HE LIFTS HIM UP AND SWINGING DDT!!! COBRA PICKS HIM UP AND PILEDRIVER!!

SHCHEEVONE:WELL SO FAR THIS HAS BEEN A PRETTY EVEN MATCH!! COBRA WITH THE COVER 1....2.....KICKOUT BY GUNN!! COBRA PICKS UP GUNN AND BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION FOLLOWED BY A DDT!! COBRA THEN SETS TOMMY UP ONTHE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! COBRA THEN CLIMBS TO THE SECOND!! HE IS SIGNALING FOR A HURRICANRANNA!! WAIT A SECOND!! AMPLE WITH A TAZER SHE JUST HANDED IT TO TOMMY THREW THE Idoldome!!

ZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

SHCHEEVONE:OH MY GOD!! THAT STUNN GUNN GETTING USED AGAINT!!! THATS THE GUN THAT JUST SHOCKED THAD INTO TEH HOSPITAL!!! GUNN JUST ZAPPED COBRA WITH THAT TAZER NOW HE LIFTS HIM OVER HIS SHOULDERS AND SIGNLAS FOR THE IDOLIZER!! NO HE IS NOT GONNA DO IT THROUGH THE TABLES!!!

CRACK!!!

WHACK!!!

CRACK!!!

OVERVIEW:HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! THAT WAS AMAZING!!

SHCHEEVONE:SWEET FUCKING JESUS!! GUNN JUST IDOLIZED COBRA THROUGH TWO FUCKIN TABLES AND A CHAIR!! HE IS GOING FOR THE COVER!! THIS HAS TO BE ALL!!! 1..................2................3!! GUNN WINS!!! GUNN RETAINS HIS SPOT AS THE NUMBER TWO CONTENDER FOR THE WORLD TITLE!! GUNN LOOKING TO GET A SHOT AT THE WORLD TITLE SOON....

OVERVIEW: that notorious Stunn Gunn, that tazer has taken out Thad, Tommy himself and now Cobra in a span of minutes!!

SHCHEEVONE: WAIT!!! DAVE!!! I'M GETTING WORD THAD IS IN THE HOSPTIAL!!! A MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!?....MY GOD LETS GO THERE NOW!!!

the camera cuts to a hospital bed....Thad is sitting in his bed

THAD: As you can see, due to the selfish display by that spoiled sport Evan Gambol, using that illegal tazer, i will be UNABLE to ref tonights main event!

the crowd pops...Thad is in pain

THAD: Stop cheering you imbiciles...i'm not going to let Ex get away with that belt.....instead i have a NEW SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE!!!

the crowd pops

THAD: and his name is TOMMY GUNN!!!

the crowd pops again

THAD: ANY QUESTIONS

I DIDN'T THINK S-

suddenly an attractive nurse in a skimpy uniform walks in from off-camera with a piece of paper in her hand. She clears her throat.

NURSE: Ahem… Mr. Huber?

THAD: Can’t you see I’m in the middle of something here? An interview… a Pay-Per View?! Wrestling!?

NURSE: Well, I have bad news, sir.

THAD: And what could that be!?

NURSE: I’m afraid your insurance company has refused to cover your injuries.

THAD: WHAT!?

NURSE: They called moments ago to cancel your policy.

THAD: That’s impossible! I OWN that insurance company!

NURSE: I’m afraid it’s out of my hands, Mr. Huber. I’m only following hospital protocol.

SHCHEEVONE: MY GOD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!? THAD WORLD CRUMBLING!!! EX IS WORLD CHAMP!! GUNN HAS TURNED!!! AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE THADCO IS....IS....WELL SOMETHINGS WRONG!!! WE'RE OUTTA TIME........GOODNIGHT!!!

fade to black