WARNING: Even though there's nothing here that would endanger someone's life or honestly hurt somebody, I strongly suggest you just read the "black" spells for fun, and not actually use them on anyone. If you go against my advice, I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE for the hell you raise, and by reading this you dis-involve me from it.

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	Entry No. 1: Skin Softening Cream Ingredients: white petroleum jelly, anhydrous lanolin, glycerin, rosewater Cheaper than name-brand creams and probably more effective. Gently heat 1 cup of white petroleum jelly and 2 1/2 teaspoons of anhydrous lanolin in the top of a double boiler. Small globules of lanolin will form on the top of the melted jelly. In a separate pan, warm 2 cups of water and 1 teaspoon of glycerin. Combine the two mixtures, the water into the oil. Let the combination cool until it starts to solidify, then add a few drops of non-oil-base perfume or essence. When completely cool, drain off excess water. Put the cream in a jar; yields about 1 1/3 cups.
	Entry No. 2: Antidote - Cold Symptoms Ingredients: None Natural remedies are often sufficient and lack the unpleasant side effects of some drugs. Drink lots of liquids. Hot soups and drinks soothe a sore throat, as does gargling with warm, salty water (the more salt, the better). Breathing in hot steam will relieve a stuffy nose and chest congestion.
	Entry No. 3: Plague Ingredients: Three whole banana peels, dark plastic bag The ingredients notwithstanding, this'll be no laughing matter. Take three banana peels and place them inside a black plastic bag -- the smaller, the better. (Try the mall. They tend to have multi-colored bags; try to find a place that carries dark-colored plastic bags for their merchandise.) Tie the top of the bag together loosely, and leave the bag in a closet. 3-5 weeks later, go back and check the bag carefully. Do not fully burst it open!, just peek inside without rustling the contents much. If a large enough colony of fruit flies have gathered, gently take the bag into the victim's room. Open the bag fully, and startle the flies by dumping the contents in a nonobvious place. Oh, the horror!
	Entry No. 4: Heal - Pink Eye Ingredients: urine Yes, you read that right - urine. This will not be for the faint of heart, but someone discovered this wonderful cure for pink eye, an inflammation of the eye. Simply wash your infected eye with urine -- please, use your own! -- four times a day, and the condition will clear up after one day, two at the most. Free, effective, and, um ...recyclable.
	Entry No. 5: Cleansing Cream Ingredients: mineral oil, white beeswax, powdered borax As always in these home-made beauty creams, you can substitue rosewater for regular water. Put 2 cups of mineral oil and 1/2 cup of beeswax into a double boiler, and gently heat until the beeswax melts. (Your best source for beeswax may be an all beeswax candle, cut into slivers. Try the dollar-store, they should have them.) Let the goo cool to 120°F. In a separate pan, heat 1 cup water to 120°F; add 1 1/2 tablespoons powdered borax; stir gently until it dissolves. Then slowly pour the water/borax mixture into the oil/wax mixture, stirring as you pour. Cool the mixture until it starts to solidify and pour it into jars. Yields about 3 cups.
	Entry No. 6: Invisible Ink Ingredients: lemon juice or onion juice, tooth-pick, paper You can do writing that appears invisible -- yet easily revealed -- with lemon or onion juice. Use either bottled or freshly squeezed lemon juice. To get onion juice, grate a peeled onion into a dish, then strain out the juice. Let it set a while before using. Dip a tooth-pick in the juice and write on hard-surfaced paper. Let the juice dry thoroughly. To make the message appear, hold the paper next to a hot lightbulb or an electric iron. Don't let the paper catch fire!
	Entry No. 7: Purify 1 - Stainless Steel Ingredients: Olive oil, vinegar, and/or club soda Olive Oil. Rub stainless steel sinks with olive oil to remove streaks. Vinegar. To clean and polish stainless steel, simply moisten a cloth with undiluted white or cider vinegar and wipe clean. Can also be used to remove heat stains on stainless steel cutlery. Club Soda. Remove streaks or heat stains from stainless steel by rubbing with club soda.
	Entry No. 8: Purify 2 - Aluminum Ingredients: Cream of tartar, and/or vinegar Cream of Tartar. To remove stains and discoloration from aluminum cookware, fill cookware with hot water and add 2 tablespoons cream of tartar to each quart of water. Bring solution to a boil and simmer ten minutes. Wash as usual and dry. Vinegar. To clean an aluminum coffeepot and remove lime deposits, boil equal pans of water and white vinegar. Boiling time depends upon how heavy deposits are.
	Entry No. 9: Poison 1 - Humans Ingredients: Visine A little known fact is that Visine slipped into a drink - completely tasteless and odorless -- will cause serious diarrhea in 15 minutes time!
	Entry No. 10: Poison 2 - Rodents Ingredients: Instant Mashed Potatoes, Water So what if they gnaw on your carpet -- mice and rats are cute! Why do you want them to die this horrible, easy-to-make death?? You Philistine!! Alright, this spell is payback on for the Black Plague: put a dish of instant mashed potato flakes in a place where you know rodents will find it. Next to it, set out some water. The mouse will be thirsty after it has dined, and will drink the water. This will cause fatal bloating to the rodent.

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