Many rumors fly about the mysterious spy leader of the BSA. Not many people have memories of from where they knew of the Spie Supreme Ice Cream. One story goes that he was an orphan left on the doorstep of the Il Duomo church in Florence, Italy. He grew up among the clergy. He loved to mimic people and put on disguises, at which he was very good. He was going to become a priest until he found a mysterious man in the basement of the Duomo. The man wore a hood and preached the ways of Bsavian Thought. The hooded man told of the horrid hypocrisy of the world and how there was a small band fighting against it. So, the Spie Supreme Ice Cream joined the BSA and became their spy specialist. 

However, the other popular belief was that the Spie Supreme Ice Cream is a descendent of the ancient pharaohs of Egypt. He was brought up by a secret line of Egyptian magicians who taught him ways to alter him form and voice to one day reclaim the throne of Egypt. However, he was caught up in the growing trend of young students to run away from home and join schools of thought. He originally wanted to be a Stoic, so one day while attending Cairo University he met with Zeno MCIV, who turned him down, but gave him the number of the BSA. He showed up at their door penniless and hungry, and they accepted him and fed him. He soon became an invaluable player in the BSA game.

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