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The great hero of the
campaign for Liberal Though and Free Adventist Wars, the
great Barton the Exaggerator was already a champion of the
downtrodden when he joined the BSA. He grew up in Italy where he
trained under the great warrior philosopher Greggor Smackicus. There he trained under the thought schools
of
Newter Newtian, Dumpus Dole, Bsavian, Cynicism, and Pie. He
then became the leader of the Rainbow Crusaders and fought
for liberal rights. He set up the great Classroom of the
Soul where both Jub-Jub the Computer Head and the Head
Brigadoon taught. Barton then asked the two for entry into
their solemn league and covenant, in which the two readily
agreed to admit him.
[ The Head Brigadoon ] [ Jub Jub The Computer Head ] [ The Arch Whino ] [ Dracuclease ] [ The Know-Nothinger ] [ Pyro Potato"e" ] [ Spie Supreme Ice Cream ] [ Hemobloatkin the Algae Wizard ] [ The Cremspleno Dingdino ] [ Flandofleaz ] [ Barton the Exaggerator ]