He was born Brendan O'Donohue on a fiery hill in Northern Ireland. He was the son of coal miners and grew up in the town. He soon became the resident strong man and fighter. He would raise money for his now ailing father in local boxing matches until one day a terrible RC Car accident ended his career. No longer being able to fight, he fled his home fearing that everyone thought him a failure. He then retired to a Buddhist Monastery where he tried to find inner peace with the great Master Whoizyou. He left, though, after the monastery was attacked by the Toleftshoo Ninjas. Everyone was killed except for Brendan (he hid behind a large gold Buddha). He left the monastery to pursue inner peace elsewhere. He soon found himself roaming America with Dean Moriarty and Jack Kerouac, but he had to leave them after Allen Ginsberg threatened to read him "Howl" for the thousandth time. He soon became a beggar on New York City streets. After a little while he took residence in a YMBSAA (Young Men's Backroom Science Alliance Association). There he came to find peace with the teachings of Bsavian Thought.  He soon became one of the most influential of the Second Generation of BSA members, orchestrating the Not-so-free Trade Agreement with Greenland.  The Pyro Potato"e" fought hard in the Charter Wars against the evil Slimal, and has defeated Lorman and the Know-Nothing scum in various battles.

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