The strange dwarf known as Flandofleaz  first became the ally of Slimal the Unspeakable. He was rumored to have been raised by gypsies in northern Bavaria. From there the demented dwarf, who has the ability to morph into an ugly fish on command, had fallen into the dark spell of Slimal the Unspeakable's web of evil. He served his dark master faithfully until one day when he was hit by a piece of the Comet Poopius Majesticus. He then saw the error of his ways. To prove his loyalty to the BSA, he brought them back their charter which was stolen by Slimal the Unspeakable during the Second Charter War. Slimal cursed the dwarf by putting the Curse of Always on him. Now Flandofleaz is forever forced to always talk of "chicken nuggets" and "floobie."  Yet, he has been proved to be of some minimal use to the Backroom Science Alliance over the years.

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