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12/22/00

Well, I just got done watching Osama Ben Laden's "Infidels on Ice", so that's gotten me in the Christmas spirit. I've even gotten you two gifts; some naked Barbis (these are even anatomically correct) on the Booty Page, and since I'm sure most of you are lonely, lonely young men, you, too, can sleep on a bed of breasts this Holliday season. Well, pillows of breasts, anyways.
Merry Christmas, bitches.
Oh, and two more movie reviews; Dungeons and Dragons (yes, I worship Satan. Fuck off) and Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz. Enjoy.


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