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Hero Time: Superhero fever strikes Kansas City
Another crazy kills himself, jumps from roof top.
  

   Kansas City, Kansas. It's symptoms are becoming classic and they have been dubbed, "superhero fever." Yesterday, 33 year old husband and father of one, Mark Jakurbo, plummeted to his death. He reportedly jumped off the 8 story Medical Arts building on the corner of Kentner Ave. and Grand Ave. in the old district of town. Eye witnesses claim that he was wearing what appeared to be a blanket tied around his kneck. As he jumped the sound of him yelling "I can fly, I can fly" was heard by many pedestrians.

   Jakurbo has no history of medical illness and even minutes before the accident appeared normal. He is an electrician who was working on faulty electrical wiring the day of his alleged suicide in the 20 year old building. His widow is in shock and would not answer questions at the time of this report.

   Doctors are alarmed at this chaotic trend. What is happening to the American psyche? What can we do to stop this alarming trend? Too many questions and not enough answers.

Lionel Green






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