| "Straight
from the Horse's Mouth" is a response column in which people write to me,
Baby Ribbon, in order to resolve those issues that have throughout history
hindered acceptance of the My Little Pony culture, such as why the baby
ponies are still babies after 15 years, why we do not get sick eating nothing
but sweets all day long, and why I am so much different than the cute,
playful mini-corn who ushered you in and out of commercial breaks during
"My Little Pony 'n Friends."
Why me? Well,
besides the fact that I am now at that age where I know absolutely everything,
I am one of the few ponies who can type with hooves. So enjoy!
ISSUES
BABY RIBBON HAS CLEARED UP FOR YOU:
 Aren't earth ponies completely defenseless from bad guys?
What are fakies, and do they have a place in Ponyland?
What good is winking out if unicorns can't wink through walls?
What happened to the "bad guys" who later befriended the ponies?
Why do some of the ponies have really stupid names?
Where are Megan, Molly, and Danny's parents?
Why do Baby Sea Ponies need floats? Can't they swim?
What was the idea behind Drink & Wet Babies?
Why don't baby twinkle-eyed ponies have twinkle eyes?
Were the Soda Sippin' Ponies' mouths perpetually in an "o?"
If the Sweetheart Sisters are teenagers,why are they taller than adults?
How
can there be four different Ivys?
Why
are all the ponies on MLP Tales earth ponies?
Why
do the ponies have rain outfits if it never rains?
Why
are there more girl ponies than boys?
Why
aren't there any unipegs (unicorn/pegasi) in Ponyland?
The
official BR answer to the "Sail to Ponyland" rumor!
How
can all those ponies possibly fit in Paradise Estate?
Why
all we Little Ponies ever eat is sugar!
How
absolutely anybody can be a Rainbow Pony!
How
can I, Baby Ribbon, remain a baby for 14 years?
Is
Shady really clinically depressed?
What
is the deal with Dream Beauties being "all grown up" MLPs?
Who is Baby Frosting's mom since there is no Frosting?
Is it taboo to make fun of some of those funny looking ponies?
Plus, my Unofficial Evils of Hasbro Rant
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