I: Government Ministers and Members of Parliament are Motorists.

II: Politicians' Car Perks.

III: MPs Outside Interests in the Road/Car/Oil Industries.

IV: The Lobbying Perks received by Politicians.

V: The Jobs given to Politicians for Supporting Multi-national road/car/oil Corporations.

VI: The Jobs which Tory Politicians Give to Directors of Road/Car/Oil Corporations.

VII: The Members of Road/Car/Oil Corporations' who become Tory Politicians.

VIII: The Road/Car/Oil Corporations' Donations to the Tory Party.

IX: Tories Awarding Government Contracts to Road/Car/Oil Corporations.

X: Government Honours Awarded to Directors of Road/Car/Oil Corporations.

XI: Pro-Car Admirers.

XII: The Not-in-my-Back-Garden Pro-Car Politicians.

XIII: Politicians Getting High on Speed; Politicians Convicted of Speeding Offences.

XIV: Politicians Convicted of Drink-Drive Offences.

XV: Political Car Accidents.

I: The Tory's Disinterest in Measuring Pollution.

II: The Tory's Lavish Devotion to Motorists.

III: Company Cars Receive Bigger Welfare Payments than the Unemployed.

IV: Government Subsidized Traffic Congestion.

V: Cars are the Biggest Subsidized Industry in the Country.

VI: The Poll Tax; Even the Carless Subsidize Motorists.

VII: Government to lift petty Criminal Restrictions on Motorists - "Speeding Restrictions on Roads are just Red Tape" says leading tory.

VIII: Speeding may be a Criminal Offence but We'll deal with it by Imposing Fines.

IX: Opposition to Random Breath Tests for Motorists but Support for Stop and Search Laws for Pedestrians.

X: Roads are a Service, Rails Aren't.

XI: Off Yer Bikes.

XII: 'We Don't Need any Reasons to Build Roads'.