If you're reading this, you're doing it for one of three
reasons:
1. You are me.
2. You are obsessed with me and my experiences at
ballparks.
3. You have reached a state of ennui so deep that no
human language has come up with a word that does it justice. Not even
French.
If one of the above three do not apply to you, it's time to go
now. Thanks for stopping by.
Here's the plan: I have always been
curious about how my presence impacts teams and individuals. Are there
major league teams or players who should pay me to show up at their games, including
airfare, nice hotel accommodations, and tickets to matinee shows before the
night ballgame? The following is set up mostly for me, so that I can keep
a record book of what has happened in my presence. I mean, I just like
this stuff. I'm even setting it up in black and white Courier type, so it
looks like the newspapers I read growing up. Plus, I figure that if I
channel all of my obsessive-compulsive tendencies into this one area of my life,
I can lead a rich, fulfilling, contributory existence on this planet.