Can't think of a more
appropriate day to start the Minor League Ballpark Quest than the 4th of July,
or a better way to start
it
than on a road trip with the cool and awesome girlfriend Michelle. And get
this: it was her idea. I had a think-out-loud moment where I
said I wanted to go to a minor league game in all fifty states, and within
minutes she wanted to do a road trip. Michelle's a bit of a baseball
fan--competitive in my fantasy baseball league and a former employee of a minor
league team, so she likes spending some days at the ballpark. So I was
glad to have her come along to get things going.
They've done nice work in
Spokane with Avista stadium. I'll admit they started with a fairly lame
promotion...the will-call window is inside a pickup truck.
(Get it? The ticket pickup window? Yeah, I know, lame.) But
once you get inside, there are multiple positive attributes to the
stadium. For starters, they have a real sense of minor league baseball
history. There's an entire museum exhibit with the history of minor league
baseball in Spokane. Two things I did not know: one, Spokane was the
Dodgers' first farm club after moving to Los Angeles, and that Maury Wills and
Steve Garvey and other folks played there, and Tommy Lasorda managed
there. The other is that the Spokane Indians were the victims of the worst
accident in American professional sports history when nine members of their team
perished when their bus slid off a snowy road in 1949. I like that there's
a little baseball museum inside the park to teach me stuff like that.
Other nice bits about their
fantastic pavilion were clear listings of the lineups (and the fact that I
wasn't the only one copying them),
some fine music, programs for only a buck, and energetic hawkers. Once I
got into the stadium, I found a similar situation to Everett Memorial Stadium in
that there were section leaders, mostly perky and attractive college kids,
welcoming you, telling you their names, and volunteering themselves to help in
whatever way was necessary. It made for a fine experience. In truth,
the only drawbacks to the experience were the game (Spokane gave up 8 runs in an
endless sixth inning) and a few fans with anger management problems. Some
bastard kept yelling at the umpire during Yakima's big inning, saying
"Ladies and gentlemen, our home plate umpire, born and raised in
Yakima!!!" Does he think he's clever? Does the think he's
interesting? Is he aware how stupid he looks? Chill out, man, it's
the minor leagues. If the ump's bad (and he wasn't), he'll be gone soon
enough anyway, and this idiot fan will be getting an ulcer about something else.
But I won't let that override
a fine experience, with multiple mascots (Otto the "Spokane-a-saurus"--decked
out in patriotic duds and a white beard!--and a woman dressed as the Statue of
Liberty),
a bunch of promotions, and free American flags. The latter led to a pretty
funny moment--Spokane's right fielder, Brandon Simon, ran out to his position
with a flag in his hand in a patriotic gesture, but appeared (to me) to realize,
once he was out there, that he had nowhere he could respectfully put the
flag. So, after a second of aimlessly meandering with his flag, he had to
run back to the dugout to hand it to a teammate.
Also, Spokane looked to me to
be a fine place--a place I could imagine living happily if ever I decided to
leave the big city. Nice riverfront walk--a good place to spend the
evening watching fireworks. It was a much smaller city than I'd
imagined...I know it's the biggest city between Seattle and Minneapolis, but of
course, I never stopped to think how little else there is between Seattle
and Minneapolis. But it felt cozy.
A great place to start the
ballpark quest! I imagine, when I finally cross the 50th state off and
finish my quest, when I'm middle-aged and graying, it'll still be near the top
of my list.
BALLPARK SCORE:
Regional feel:
9/10
The museum and
the outfield view combine to make this a very high score.
Charm:
4.5/5
It just felt
right.
Promotions:
5/5
Lots of them, and none
interfered with play.
Team mascot/name:
3/5
Multiple mascots, but
"Spokane-o-saurus"? Please--probably done right about
the time of Jurassic Park. Also, I'm PC enough to be bugged
by the name "Indians."
Mascot interaction:
5/5
Pavilion area:
5/5
Again, the museum
was just perfect, diverse food...a great feel.
Scoreability:
4/5
Fans:
2.5/5
Lighten up,
guys!!!
Intangibles:
4/5
The crappy game didn't
help.
TOTAL:
42/50
BASEBALL STUFF I'VE SEEN HERE:
Spokane's Andrew Wishy gets 4 hits, including a
home run, in a losing cause. Kevin Richardson also homers for
Spokane. Jamie D'Antona homers for Yakima. The top of the sixth
features 8 runs, 7 hits, two errors, three walks, a hit batsman, a passed ball,
and a balk. That there is short-season A baseball!