2006 marked my third trip to
Las Vegas. I had been twice earlier for my fantasy football league's draft
(recommended...nothing's more fun than drafting on a Saturday, then watching all
the games at the same time on a Sunday), and as a result, all I had ever
experienced of Las Vegas--and, for that matter, of Nevada--was the airport and
the
Strip. A $15 cab ride from the Stratosphere at the north end of the
Strip changed all that. It brought me to Cashman Field and a chilly April
opening night for the Las Vegas 51s. I was quite pleased with what I found
there.
First, let me state a point of
confusion. I'm not 100% sure what the name of this place is. The
signs on the outside call it Cashman Stadium, but the 51's website refers to it
as Cashman Field. The place is obviously in the midst of some terrible
identity crisis. With contradictory information, I'm going to go with
"Field." The place is fairly small, and therefore feels more like a field
than a stadium to me.
The most important part of my
ballpark rankings is regional feel. I want there to be no question where
in the U.S. I am when I'm sitting in the stands of a ballpark. What would
that look like in Vegas? Slots? Showgirls? Garish neon?
That's not exactly a good
thing at a ballpark. Cashman Field goes another
direction: it provides a quiet oasis from what one normally associates
with Las Vegas, and I appreciate that a good deal. There were very few
promotions--which I like when the baseball is AAA-quality. All we have to
tell us we're in Vegas are a combination of palm trees and desert mountains past
the outfield fence. (Yes, I know that we have palm trees and desert vistas
in southern California. But I know that I'm not in Southern California
because I can SEE the mountains here.)
So while "quiet oasis" isn't
exactly what one thinks of when one thinks of Las Vegas, I like the feel and
will rank it high in the "regional feel" category. When I'm in Las Vegas,
my brain can only handle three days of the sensory overload, and even then, I
can get a little overwhelmed by the constant lights and BINGBINGBINGBINGBING
sounds of the place. Surely I'm not the only tourist who feels that way.
Unfortunately, we've grown to have almost as much bingbingbing in our ballparks
as at a Vegas casino. When I'm enjoying high-quality AAA baseball, I don't
need it. Cashman Field recognizes this, and even winks at Vegas'
reputation with a cool "only in Vegas" advertising that rings the inside of the
ballpark (things like "We love the night games" and "All hits, all the time.")
The net result was a positive night at the ballpark.
Architecturally, the place has
positives and negatives. Like all three of the warm-weather ballparks
I
visited on this trip, it offers the ability to watch the game while on the
concourse buying food (especially welcome for most of the fans on this Thirsty
Thursday Dollar Beer night). I do like being able to motor around the
ballpark without sacrificing my ability to score the game. There are
grassy hill areas by both foul poles, but there is no trespassing on the grass.
When I was there, I thought that was a shame, because I was picturing that being
a nice place to picnic on gorgeous desert summer nights...but then, the next
night in Lake Elsinore, I realized they were
actually just preventing eight-year-old boys from beating the crap out of each
other, a common activity on such hills. On the negative side, its setting
is well north of the strip and downtown, and it adjoins a
convention center and
some sort of museum, which makes it a little nondescript. There's nothing
interesting about its external
architecture. Although I like the combination of tans and reds, Cashman
Field's connection to other buildings takes away any interest in its footprint
(and makes my traditional pregame hike-around-the-ballpark a lot more taxing and
arduous, especially on the bum knee I lugged along). In the no-excuses
department, I was really disappointed to find a prodigious amount of trash in
the front row upon my arrival at the park. This was opening day! I
guess they hadn't bothered fully cleaning up since the last event there, which I
believe was a major league tune-up at least four days prior.
Cashman Field has the kind of
history-of-baseball-in-the-area
stuff I like on its concourse, but they do some things that make it not as nice
as it is in places where it's done well (like Wichita
or Spokane). They have a number of past greats
for the Las Vegas Stars and other minor league ballclubs from the city, which I
enjoyed, especially because I had not heard of so many of the ballplayers, such
as Paul Faries. They had Dodgers history mapped out as well. Even
though the 51s are a Dodger affiliate, I didn't care for these. I love
Jackie Robinson and all, but because his story does not involve Las Vegas, his
tribute seemed out of place. And it certainly seemed out of place when
their walk of fame also featured famous movie aliens. Yes, that's
right...Tommy Lasorda is in the hall of fame with Jabba the Hut. I'm all
for wackiness, but this has all the markings of a ballclub and stadium that is
simply trying too hard. Ease up, guys. This sort of stuff is out of
character for a ballpark where, for the most part, they let the baseball be the
star.
Speaking of trying too hard, let's talk for a second about
the nickname
of
51s and the mascot: Hate them. I never, ever, want marketing to be
so stinking obvious. Sure, I guess we could argue that the nickname is
locally appropriate, but I don't think that was the primary reason for its
selection. It's clear to me that the primary reason that the name was
changed to 51s was to increase the number of fuzzy items that would be sold, as
well as hats, etc. The alien they have on their hat isn't even
intimidating looking (like the guys from Independence Day). He
looks wise and friendly (like E.T.). Don't get me wrong: I loved
E.T., and cried when I first saw it at age 12. But puh-leez.
What's on a hat should be something that shows pride, tradition, or elicits
intimidation. The 51s go oh-for-three in that regard.
Opening Day 2006 in the minors
meant there were replacement umpires on the field. The minor league
umpires, after not enjoying a pay raise in nearly a decade, were given an offer
whose
miniscule pay raise was almost entirely counteracted by raises in their
health insurance deductible. When they struck to get a fair deal, Minor
League Baseball decided to
recruit replacement/scab umpires. News accounts said that the
replacement umpires were recruited from college, high school, and even Little
League.
This was the background for a
fascinating conversation I overheard. A young guy in the stands came down
to the front row during warmups and called some 51s player over. He was a
striking ump. The players were very friendly and supportive; I think they
were worried about what they'd see in the replacements. Also, many of them had
likely risen through the minors alongside these umps. The players asked
what they could do to help the umps. The ump said "Don't go crazy, but if
you could make it clear you don't like a call, that'd help a lot." Sure
enough, there was an ejection that day...a Fresno player got run for arguing a
called third strike. I feel like I know why.
This night also marked the
first time my travels overlapped with the travels of someone else trying to make
it to all the ballparks. I met Doug and Carrie. They're a married
couple
who were actually ahead of me in the quest to get to a minor league game in all
fifty states! They had a little bit of an advantage in that both of them
are in the military, so their jobs have brought them within driving distance of
a lot more ballparks than most people. We enjoyed a long stretch of very
nice conversation about ballparks. I liked Cashman Field a lot more than
they did, as it turns out. We talked about major league parks we both have
liked through the years--San Francisco, Kansas City, Boston. Carrie helped
me with some missed scoring decisions. We were headed in opposite
directions: I had just come from San Diego the night before, and they were
on their way there the next night. Still, our paths crossed on this night,
and I do hope they cross again. Guys, drop me an email if you're ever
headed up to the Pacific Northwest. Tacoma, Safeco, Everett, Portland,
Salem...I'd love to join you. The pretzels are on me.
So, on the whole, a nice quiet
night at a place where the baseball was in the foreground. It wasn't a
perfect ballpark, but on the whole, I felt like the 51s understood what a night
at the ballpark should be about.
BALLPARK SCORE:
Regional feel:
8/10
I'm going against
the grain on this one. The ballpark was not much at all like what
I picture Las Vegas to be, except for the lovely desert mountain views.
But that's what I liked about it, actually, so that's why I give a high
score here.
Charm:
2.5/5
Occasionally
overblown.
Promotions:
4.5/5
Very few.
Just the way I like it at AAA ball.
Team mascot/name:
1/5
Cosmo and I. Don't care for the name,
think the mascot is goofy looking. Never let your marketing be so
transparent.
Mascot interaction:
4/5
Silly as he was,
Cosmo did get around to everybody.
Pavilion area:
3.5/5
Scoreability:
3.5/5
Missed a scoring
decision, and the scoreboard guy was a hair slow at times.
Fans:
2/5
This part was
bizarre. Perhaps most surprisingly, most of the fans around me
weren't from Las Vegas. Not at all surprisingly, most of the fans
on Dollar Beer Night were smashed and idiotic. Doug and Carrie
actually brought this score up a point.
Intangibles:
5/5
I just kept
enjoying how quiet it was, and what a nice break it was from the
bingbingbing.
TOTAL:
34/50
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