Spring Break 2004. I set out for my
spring break, leaving chilly, rainy Seattle for warmer climes--Wichita, Tulsa,
Arlington, and Houston. Why did I have to pick a week when Seattle had
beautiful, record-setting temperatures and a mass of Northern air settled over
Kansas, Oklahoma, and Texas? The first Saturday night of the baseball
season in Wichita was colder than the proverbial witch's tit (and, I am sure,
colder than a literal witch's tit...not that I have any experience. With
witches.) Thank goodness for the $23 K-Mart jacket I secured earlier that
day. In any event, Lawrence-Dumont Stadium was an excellent Texas League
ballpark that nobody in Wichita seems to have found.
For starters, Lawrence-Dumont Stadium has a
rich sense of baseball history. Its pavilion makes a special point to
commemorate Wichita
baseball history, most notably the National Baseball Congress
tournaments
held there through the years...basically the semipro baseball
championship. There are plaques all the way around the ballpark talking
about folks from Whitey Herzog to Mark McGwire. A fun walk! I must
admit, I enjoyed that a good deal, but I felt it was sort of cheating. I
mean, it's just a tournament they host...not really related to Wichita minor
league history. But when I learned that Mr. Dumont was responsible for the
tournament, I relaxed my concerns a bit. After all, it was he and Mr.
Lawrence, the mayor of Wichita, who decided to build the stadium. Hence,
that pesky hyphen in "Lawrence-Dumont Stadium": it's named after
two guys, not one.
But the walk around the stadium also teaches
us about Wichita's minor league past. Included in this was a list of all
of the teams that have played minor league ball in Wichita. Included in
this were the infamous Wichita Jobbers.
Now
maybe I've watched a few too many episodes of Beavis and Butthead, but I
couldn't stop snickering about that. Somewhere, after squandering a series
of late-inning leads, an article must have been written under the headline
"Jobbers Blow Another." So I'm walking around enjoying a
juvenile snicker (and thinking that, as bad a nickname as "Jobbers"
is, it's actually better than "Jabbers" or the feminine
"Witches") when I come upon a plaque commemorating the 1910 Jobbers,
considered one of the best minor league ballclubs in history. And what
picture did they put next to it? God as my witness, they put it next to
popular former Wichita Aero and major league stalwart
Pete LaCock.
Perhaps most impressive was the story--I hope
it's true--that Joe Carter hit a home run during an NBC tournament that hit the
Metropolitan Baptist Church on one bounce. The church is nearly 900 feet
away. This picture probably doesn't do it justice, but still, check out
this view of the church from home plate. The church is the red brick
building with the white steeple beyond the left field wall.
On the whole, this was an excellent night of baseball.
The staff with the Wranglers have done a fine job of putting together solid entertainment. They ran wacky ads starring their young staff (a
send-up of The Apprentice, for instance). There were frequent
promotions, but not so frequent as to take away from the baseball. The
ballpark has a fine location on the Arkansas river--there's a view of downtown
right past the outfield fence. And Double-A baseball is great
entertainment in and of itself. Still, only 155,547 showed up to watch the
Wranglers in Wichita in 2003...barely 2,000 per game, only about a quarter of
the league leaders and behind even Midland, which is a far smaller city than
Wichita. I can't for the life of me figure out why. It's not because
they have a
less-than-good ballpark...Lawrence-Dumont is a great place. It's not
because it's a poorly-run night of baseball...it was excellent. It's not
because it's inconveniently located...it's right in the heart of town.
There's no excuse, Wichita. Get out to your wonderful ballpark.
You'll have at least as good a time as I did.
Okay, now that I've said that, let me cut the
Wichita folk some slack...the weather certainly was the lion's share of the reason that attendance was so abysmally low the
night I was there (announced as 528, but that was a laughably high number...I
put attendance at 130. That's right, I actually counted...I figure that
the people who were in the bathroom are counterbalanced by ushers I mistakenly included in my count.) It's funny who you see among the most die-hard fans
who would show up on a 40-something degree night in April with horrendous
winds. I noticed a good number of women sitting alone and wondered
why. Of course! Wives and girlfriends. And there were a good
number of scouts with radar guns. Also, several close relatives. Notable among the
latter were the friendly brother- and sister-in-law of a backup catcher I
chatted with throughout the game...I had a long conversation with their
four-year-old son. It's awesome how four-year-olds start
conversations. His starter? "I have the same name as my
grandpa. His name is James...and my name is James!" And
later: "I live out in the country." Cool kid! He'd
get along with my nephew, but as his mother said, "1500 miles is an awfully
tough play date." I like the Midwest. Friendly people.
Women with ponytails and minimal makeup. People who assume you're a good
guy and talk to you.
And I like Lawrence-Dumont Stadium, which
more Kansans should get out to see, especially on a night where they can't see
their breath.
BALLPARK SCORE:
Regional feel:
9.5/10
The
celebration of Kansas baseball in the museum-like pavilion is
fantastic. Add to that a location on the Arkansas river, a view of
downtown Wichita, and a few friendly Kansans, and there's not a doubt as
to where you are.
Charm:
2.5/5
There's a
contagious love of baseball here. But ICK!!! The astroturf
infield with the grass outfield? WHY???? Back when Wichita
fed the Astros, it made sense. But now they feed Kansas City, who
has a grass infield. It's just an eyesore now. Lose it.
Promotions:
4.5/5
Enough to be fun,
but not so much to be distracting.
Team mascot/name:
5/5
"Wranglers" is
a tremendously appropriate name, and the horse equally apropos for
Wichita.
Mascot interaction:
3/5
Didn't see much of Wilbur--the best I can do for a picture is the
distorted shot at left. I think the cold night kept him in. I did
take a shot with the Garbage Goblin, however, on the right. Please
note that a gust of wind has gone up my K-mart jacket...that's not my
belly under there, it's mostly cold Wichita air. I never saw Wilbur
and the Garbage Goblin together, which strongly leads me to
suspect they're the same guy.
Pavilion area:
5/5
A wonderful walk
through Wichita baseball history that starts at home plate and goes all
the way back to center field. Lots of good stories. The best
part of the ballpark.
Scoreability:
4/5
No major issues
here, but no major pluses.
Fans:
1/5
All very nice
people. Just far too few of them.
Intangibles:
4/5
In spite of the
weather, the sparse crowd, and the incredibly lousy game, I got a great
feeling from this place.
TOTAL:
38.5/50
BASEBALL STUFF I'VE SEEN HERE:
A god-awful game in hellish
cold. Arkansas pounds out 19 singles and a double. The worst part
was that 5 of the runs were in the 9th inning, just as all of us were ready to
head home. If I'd had a date with me who wanted to take off, I would have
probably demurred...and that is saying something.
3 RBIs for Traveler Jason Aspito.
Tim Bittner pitched 6 innings of 4-hit ball
for the win, with Cam Esslinger and Dan Mozingo closing out the 4-hit shutout.
The Arkansas Travelers' road uniforms read
"Little Rock." Their jackets read "Angels." The
Arkansas Travelers are neither Arkansas nor Travelers. Discuss.