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CULT OF SERENITY

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Sailor Moon Appreciation Club (SMAC) Headquarters

You walk into the headquarters of the Cult of Serenity on the east wing of the tower. The lighting is subdued, and the walls are painted in friendly pastel shades. Several Sailor Moon linen prints line the walls.

Yes, that IS my name on Hitoshi Doi's contributor list. To find out why, you'll just have to keep scrolling down...

"Blessed are those who are persecuted in the name of Sailor Moon, for the Silver Millennium will be theirs."

contents

first off

Welcome to the CoS HQ. It is a time of good cheer. Our esteemed, brilliant and some other adjectives Cult Leader has announced he has bought 15cm Super Sailor Moon, Mars, Jupiter and Neptune statuettes ($15 CDN ea. /w haggling), whom now guard his CD collection. He reports his "shrine" will be a dry altar, so don't bring any incense or food offerings should you visit. The CoS itself is now closed, and is not accepting any new members. Sorry, folks.

Be nice to each other, and remember to fasten your seatbelt should you try to drive buses out of blackholes.

sacred texts

• Project Eva Event Outline 2016 Up to 0:13. Not SM, this is the timeline of events for Neon Genesis Evangelion.

• The Sailor Moon Saga What's Sailor Moon? Find out what the big fuss is all about. Here are series sypnoses up to Sailor Stars! By Gregory Lam
• Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon Milestones The ultimate chronology of major milestones right up to Sailor Stars and the SuperS Movie. Original by Hitoshi Doi/Revisions by Edwin Ng, Gregory Lam
• Sailor Moon Milestones Lite - DIC Version This is the revised edition which is based on the 65 episodes produced by the DIC dub. By Edwin Ng, Gregory Lam
• Sailor Moon Manga Milestones An edition based on the manga, volumes 1-18. By Edwin Ng
• Sailor Moon Manga Review A review/summary of the whole manga story. By Edwin Ng
• Sailor Moon Attack FAQ An Internet first, detailed descriptions of anime and manga attacks. By Heather Crothall
• The Unofficial Sailor Moon Drinking Game! [txt] The original trivia game guaranteed for hours of good, clean, stomach churning fun. By Gregory Lam
• Moonlight Densetsu/Sailor Star Song Gold Translation Our Japanese lingua experts have compiled the most literal translations of these two opening songs. By Edwin Ng, Wilfred Lam
• Sailor Moon Deep Backgrounds[43k] An Internet first, this contains detailed biographical data on the 14 senshi, cats and supporting characters. By Gregory Lam
• The Target Naru List A research paper on how many times Naru aka Molly has been assaulted by monsters. By Gregory Lam
• Annals of YKYWTMSMW Vol. 1 [txt/57k] 400 points of criteria to show You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When... Edited by Tom Ragsdale, Gregory Lam/By netizens of a.f.s-m and r.a.a.m.
• Annals of YKYWTMSMW Vol. 2 [zip(txt)/19k] Stick around, and I'll show you! Edited by Tom Ragsdale, Gregory Lam/By netizens of a.f.s-m.

what's the CoS?

The CoS (Cult of Serenity) is a fan club dedicated to that anime show Sailor Moon. People also (for some reason) call us lunatics. We were officially a 'cult' in February of 1996. I first pitched the name "Moon Cult", but apparently some guy in Korea called Sun Myung Moon got dibs on the name already. :( We are collectively known as Lunarians. We are based in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Earth, the SM Merchandise Capital of the World.

long-term objectives

• to freely watch and discuss Sailor Moon and other anime
• to spread knowledge and wisdom with FAQs and docs on Sailor Moon
• to achieve satori watching Sailor Moon

our illustrious history

In the beginning, there was Edwin. He would rent SM videos and watch them. We thought he was a kook. That was two years ago.

As his obsession intensified, he slowly began to convert the populace of our high school, and more of us became enlightened. After constant viewings of Sailor Moon via Edwin's videotapes and on television, a formidable group has formed.

Edwin christened our name in February, 1996. We met every lunch to watch an episode in Japanese and debate the metaphysics of the ginzuishou, horrible DIC editing, etc.

However, now that most of us have graduated and spread ourselves all over southern Ontario, our mission has been updated: to inform the public about Sailor Moon!

Now we're all kooks.

list of lunarian members

Sama: Cult Leader Edwin "Sailor Saturn" Ng

Has watched almost all episodes in English, Japanese and manga. Has thirty Moon music CDs. Founder of CoS. Takes SM very seriously.

Administrator Gregory Lam (this would be me)

Has watched all episodes in English, most episodes and movies in Japanese. Thinks SM is one of the best television shows out there.

First Minister Daniel "Danny Boy" Lee (MIA)

Detests DIC with all his might. Knows only three phrases in Japanese: "Hello", "Goodbye" and "In the name of the moon, I will punish you."

things considered "holy"

We sport a fashionable badge(JPG/8k), also available as a mini GIF by Terah Sherwood.

achtung! disclaimer!

We are really not a cult. In fact, most of us are devout Christians. We are simply cult-like over our obsession with Sailor Moon. You see, if you called the CoS a club, you think of sandwiches; call it a cult, and no one's gonna mess with ya. We haven't been brainwashed and we don't consider our leader a god or even a prophet. We haven't given our life savings to the cult leader either, a strong point considering what a tightwad Edwin is. More importantly, most of us aren't psychotic, zealous, malnourished fanatics. Edwin's choice of the nickname "Sailor Saturn", the melancholic messiah, is also pure coincidence.

(Seiya accidentally falls on Usagi, and they end up in a very suggestive position)
Ami-tachi: "Usagi-chan?!?"
Taiki and Yaten: "Seiya?!?"
Chibi-Chibi: "Chibi Chibi?!?"
--Episode 183, Sailorstars

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