Mike was born on a mountain top in tennessee, killed him a bear when he was only three....after relocating to texas, mike was arrested at the tender age of nine when he took over the U.S. gov'ts computer system because he was trying to find a new prime number. Mike was given the largest sentence ever given to a minor....20 years in jail...He was set free after ten years for good behavior, and at the age of 19 he decided it was time he found a Woman!!! However, having had very little experience with social interaction, mike didnt know how to go about it....he was sitting at Ihop one evening eating the Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity breakfast (at night no less, they serve breakfast all day!!!!!) when a goofy blonde kid walked up to hs table...the kid said "you look kinda lonely" having had plenty of experience with this kinda thing in jail mike said "Sorry pal, I like Girls"...and the blonde kid said " so do I!" and mike said " and I don't like boys" and the kid said " Me neither" so Mike said "alright, yeah I am kinda lonely" "why?" asked the blonde kid. "I need a girl" mike replied. "Why dont you come play drums for my band? Musicians get all the Girls" the blonde kid said. Having never really even listened to music, but being very desperate for female companionship, mike agreed. The kids name was Paul, and mike went to practice with The Stickies the next day...It was pretty obvious from this first jam session, that mikes total lack of musical skill would fit in perfectly with the stickies brand of punk rock...like cheech said "You don't have to be good, you just have to be a punk".