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STORIES THIS MONTH
Lleyton Hewitt Shatters Australia's Davis Cup Dream
 It's All His Fault. Hahahahaha.
Monday, December 11th - Australia woke to the news this morning that her dream of defending the Davis Cup tennis trophy against Spain had been cruelly dashed by 19 year-old annoying brat Lleyton Hewitt.
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Folk Singer Runs Out Of Issues To Sing About
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Gareth Tamsway |
Enters Glam Phase, Next Song Likely To Be About 'Killer Robots'
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 7TH - A folk singer commonly seen at pubs and clubs around inner Sydney has announced that he "has run out of issues, man". He says the dearth of ideas being supplied to his artistic muse has forced him to reconsider his musical and lyrical direction.
Gareth Tamsway, 26, currently unemployed but plying his brand of acoustic-based guitar music in intimate venues, says that there just "isn't anything to protest about anymore".
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"The Show Must Go On!"
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A Scene From The Controversial New Play |
British Ambassador Determined To Hold Controversial Nativity Play Despite Religious War Outside His Office
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 6TH - A British Ambassador and United Nations special envoy to Palestine has vowed that the Foreign Office Campus Theatre Group he heads will go ahead with plans to conduct a nativity play this festive season, despite the resurfacing of large-scale racial, national and holy war all around him.
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