The Pony Express delivered mail across long distances and in treacherous conditions in America's Old West. The 'Mule Express', Mulemail, delivers hastily cobbled-together funny stuff, news on updates, weird little tid-bits and possibly naked photos of me to you, the disgusted web-surfer.
Sign Up Now...You'll wonder how you ever got by without this piece-of-shit weekly e-mail.
Mailing List?! You Think I Want More Crap In My Inbox?!! Get Me The Hell Out Of Here now!