INTRODUCTION

December 24, 2011...

Just as the trekkies around the world are trying to force their idealistic 24th century fictional lifestyles on the whole planet simultaneously something happens that no one in the science fiction business could forsee. Magic returned to the world and everyone went just a tad bit crazy, except the fantasty authors, of course.

Not to mention the fact that about a third of the people mutated into creatures which resembled those that made up the core of fantasy literature for decades; the lucky ones became elves, and the rest turned into disgusting abominations of human kind like orcs, trolls, hobbits, dwarves, lawyers, and, yes, even shit-kicking hicks in the rural areas.

Another 65% of humankind went crazy from the drastic changes in the world and people around them.

This left the 2% niche of which the author belongs (The population segment that qualifies for Mensa), to rule the world and make the big bucks and to bag all the babes.

This is a world that will probably offend everyone at some point or another (and if not in this story, just wait for the sequel!). So if your narrow minded, ignorant, or similarly mentally deficient stop reading now.

For all of you still reading...

Note: Just a little note from Andrew, for people who might be reading this who don't know me well. Keep in mind that this is a sarcastic comedy, written with another person when we were both about 23. It is supposed to be kinda over the top so if you think there is too much violence, sex, stupid situation, racism, etc then perhaps you should go see the doctor about your lack of humor! :-)