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MAGIC TRICKS YOU CAN DO! |
This is a great trick for the new millenium!
Here's what you'll need:
Using your pen and paper, scribble down a couple sentences about a computer who comes to life. Give it a catchy name, like 'Hal'. WARNING: BE SURE THERE IS NO POINT TO ANYTHING YOU WRITE!
Film several long sequences (without dialogue) of your camera circling Jupiter. Besure at the end you put in the black box. Be as mysterious as possible in avoiding any explanation of why you are doing this.
Release the completed work to the general public. When
the reviews come back, it will magically appear to be a
work of art! No one will ever be able to explain how this
was done.
THREE HEADS IN A BOX
What you'll need for this trick:
Go about your daily business. Be sure to listen to "Mm Bop" on the radio several times a day on your way back and forth from work.
Lay the drop cloth on the floor of your garage and
This trick has
been removed at the request of the Hanson
family's lawyers.
TIME TRAVEL TRICK
What you need for this trick:
First, look at your watch. It is best to start this trick when the watch reads approximately 10:00 p.m.
Next, open the bottle. Fill the shot glass with ½ ounce of Jack Daniel's and drink it. Repeat this part of the trick until the bottle is completely empty. Look at the watch again. It will read 11:00 a.m.!
(To perform the world-renowned Unemployment Trick, omit the 'day
off from work' from your list)
What you'll need:
First, you must wait for a long period of totally unbroken silence. This is essential to performing the trick.
Next, start watching something on television, preferably something with a lot of involved dialogue intrinsic to the plot. Say the magic words, "Hang on for about five seconds, they're about to reveal the murderer!"
The vacuum cleaner will start running! This is another trick that defies all logical explanation and has baffled human beings for many years!
Also, see the
Superfluous Conversation Trick, which works on
the exact same principle.
THE DISAPPEARING BUILDING
What you'll need:
First, select a building.
Next, ask your volunteer to assist you with the sheet. Cover the building with the sheet. Ask your volunteer to inspect that the building is completely covered.
While he's busy looking at the building, lift his wallet. Go round to the hardware shop and buy a hammer, some nails and some wood with his credit card.
Sneak back under the sheet and construct another building in front of the one you originally covered.
Remove the sheet; the original building will be totally obscured, giving the impression that it was never there in the first place!
THE "N SYNC" TRICK
What you'll need for this trick:
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 REMINDS YOU: |
| NO OUTSIDE LINKING! |
| HEIL YAHOO! |