ANTI-SOCIAL LAND TIMES


Classified advertisements




FOR SALE






WANTED



SMALL BROWN THING

Will take various items in trade.
Call Cyril at West Ham United, desk 3.



THE BRADY BUNCH - THE COMPLETE SERIES ON VIDEO

Only asking $100 $90 $75 $50 $25

Ah, forget it.



VINTAGE COLLECTION!!!

Best newspaper classified ads available in the city! Will provide daily updates for a small fee.
Collection of seven: $45
Daily updates: $6 each



EMPIRE STATE BUILDING MODELS

1/10,000th scale models: $36
Full size model: $95,000,000
Call Rudy at City Hall




LOST AND FOUND




Lost: Horizon.

Call Frank Capra c/o American Film Institute




Lost: 4 wheelbarrows full of Redi-Dri cement.
Call Lester-2149. If it's more than two hours from now, forget it.




Found: One link to Page 9.

If you can identify it, please click here.
PERCUSSIONIST

Preferably female...must look great in 'Mod' shirt.
Send demo tapes to: Pete Townshend c/o Eel Pie music, inc.

POSITION FILLED



8" Lawnmower Wheel

Will pay top dollar. Needed immediately; rare pedigree cat missing, presumed in yard. Call Mongo8242.




Tickets to Woodrow Wilson Inauguration

Wife insists on going. Will not forgive me for breaking leg and missing it the first time around. Respond to ad #44302B.
Need before November 5, 1912.




HOMES FOR SALE





1453 Seneca Ave.

3 bdrm, 2 bath Colonial
Meet Leroy around the back after midnight




Large one, about 6'1" for sale. Wears deerstalker cap and plays violin.
See John Watson at 221B Baker St.




FREE OFFER!





Have a large board smashed over your head!

Absolutely no charge! Visit Carl at the post office.


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