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Mormon Jokes

"If you're not LDS, you belong to a non-prophet organization"

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Sample:

Sacrament meeting was about to begin and a mother couldn't
find her son. She searched everywhere and finally located him
sitting outside on the curb with his head in his hands. She
said, "Son, we have to go in now. Sacrament is about to start."
He responds, "I can't go in there, Mom. Nobody likes me. No
one will talk to me." She says "But son, you have to go back
in....You're the Bishop." 

Sample:

Q: Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Cause 36 is just to many!

Other Mormon Jokes:

Mormon Barbie

Help Bishop! 

Family's Forever?

Which one more holy?

How Many Mormons Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

Mormon Football

Book Of Mormon War Story

Ready To Go Now?

How Good Is Your Faith?

Test To Live In Utah

Salt Lake City Heaven?

Mormon Test's

Mormon Seuss

Seminary

Cartoon Young