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You must
able able to answer YES to three or more of the following questions to
qualify for permanent residency in the state of Utah. Failure to do so
qualifies you as a temporary resident only.
- Do you have a
bumper sticker that says "Families are forever"?
- Was the mother
of the bride pregnant at your wedding?
- When you shop
on Sunday, do you post date your checks?
- Does your
father-in-law think that Ronald Reagan was a liberal?
- Does your
mother have purple plastic grapes in her attic?
- Were you an
uncle or aunt before the age of three?
- Do you wonder
why the truck driver honks at you when you are driving 35 miles per
hour in the left lane?
- Do you have
two gallons of ice cream in your freezer at all times?
- Do you
consider peanut butter on the seats of your car an accessory?
- Do you
consider "dam" a swear word?
- Does your
family consider a trip[ to McDonald's as a night out?
- Is there
anyone in your family looking for a Paul Dunn trading card?
- Do you believe
that you have to be over eighteen to order coffee in a cafe?
- Are at least
two or more of your salads bowls at your neighbors' houses?
- Do you think
that Jack Daniel is a country Western singer?
- Is your first
major investment your house and your second diapers?
- Do you
consider your Temple recommend a credit reference?
- Was your first
child conceived on your honeymoon?
- Do you have
this insatiable desire to arrive at meetings five minutes late?
- Does a
statement of your ancestry include "and he/she is from the
second wife?"
- When your ward
basketball team plays, is there a similarity between the game and
the Los Angeles Riots?
- Can you make
fruit salad without the recipe?
- Do you bring
home coke in a brown paper bag?
- Do you think
LSD is LDS misspells?
- Do your
children believe that deer hunting is a national holiday?
- Do you
negotiate price at garage sales?
- Do you feel
guilty when you watch Monday night football?
- When you take
your family to a restaurant, have you asked for extra plates?
- In testimony
meeting, have you heard someone talk about BYU football?
- Have you said
to someone in the last week, "You have a sweet spirit?"
- Did you meet
your spouse at BYU?
Are you eligible
to live in the state of Utah? |