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Bishop Murphy walks into a ward
in Provo, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to
the Celestial Kingdom?"
The man said, "I do bishop."
The Bishop said, "Then stand over there against the wall."
Then the Bishop asked the second man, "Do you want to go to the
Celestial Kingdom?"
"Certainly, bishop," was the man's reply.
"Then stand over there against the wall," said the Bishop.
Then Bishop Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to
go to the Celestial Kingdom?"
O'Toole said, "No, I don't sir."
The Bishop said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that
when you die you don't want to go to the Celestial Kingdom?"
O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a
group together to go right now."
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