Coca-Cola-stic

There were two friends sitting in a cold-store and having cold-drinks. Among them, one was having Fanta and the other Coca-Cola. The one who was drinking Fanta said, "This stuff is fantastic." The other one also wanted to say something, so he blurted out, "Oh Yeah! This is also cocacolastic."

The Fly on the Tea

Two guys went to have tea in a teahouse. They asked for tea and the waiter brought them out. When they were about to start their tea, a fly landed on one of the guys' tea. Then the other one said to that guy, "Look there's a fly on your tea." Then that guy noticed and called the waiter and calmly said, "Excuse me sir! I think you brought me a cup of tea with a fly on it!" The waitor answered quickly, "Well! Do you think you are gonna get an elephant instead of a fly with the money you paid?"

When those two guys finished their tea and left, there was another man who came and wanted a cup of tea also. The same waiter brougnt a cup of tea for him. While the man who got tea was looking around if he knew anybody there, a fly landed on his tea also. The man saw it and called the same waiter. The man abruptly said, "Why the hell is there a fly on my tea?" Then the waiter replied calmly, "Don't worry! that poor tiny fly won't be able to drink too much of your tea!" The man understood and started drinking the tea.

10 Kinds of People - by Jackie

There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.