| Taoism |
Shit happens... |
| Confucianism |
Confucius say: Shit happens. |
| Hinduism |
This shit has happened before. |
| Krishna |
Shit, Shit, Happens, Happens. |
| Buddhism |
If shit happens, it is really not shit. |
| Zen Buddhism |
What is the sound of shit happening?
Zen is the smell of shit happening |
| Islam |
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. |
| Judaism |
Why does this shit always happen to us? |
| Catholicism |
If shit happens, then you deserve it! It's your fault
that all this shit is happening. |
| Protestantism |
Let shit happen to someone else. Shit can happen if I
stand for it. |
| Gnostics |
What is the meaning of shit. I know this shit is happening.
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| Agnostic |
Is shit happening? I dunno. |
| Atheist |
I don't believe in shit. or
I don't believe this shit is happening. |
| The Oracle at Delphi |
Know when shits happens. |
| Jehova's Winess |
Good afternoon, can I tell you why shit happens? |
| New Age |
I affirm that shit does not happen to me. |
| Neo-Pagan |
This is really new shit. We think Gerald did it. |
| Dianic |
This is wymen's shit. If shit happens, a men did it. |
| Gardnerian |
Your shit comes back to you three times. (Call the plumber!)
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| Odyssian |
On life's great journey, occasionally one steps in some
shit. |
| Traditionalist Wicca |
This is old, old, old shit. |
| Dope smoker |
Let's roll this shit up and smoke it. or
Did shit happen? ... or did we smoke it? |
| Whiskey drinker |
As long as it's pure shit, it's fine for me. |
| Fascist |
I say shit happens to you. |
| Communist |
We say shit happens to you. |
| Capitalist |
There's money in shit. |
| Socialist |
Hang on, we all produce this shit. |
| Republican |
Let's stop this shit happening to us. |
| Democrat |
Let's all vote on whether shit can happen to us. |
| Winston Churchill |
Events, dear boy, events. |
