The Key to Neopets NP!

Isn't my Alcapuria the cutest? This is Luazoo!

WARNING: This site is not really up to date. I have only added a few things in the past few years! It has some cool info & links, though, (especially for newbies, I think.)so if you are interested, read on.



Basic Instructions (the NP plan)
The Complete Noob's Guide to Neopets! (under construction)

Make NP right now! Here's how!

Daily Links:
Shop Of Offers (1/day) click the slorg for free np! 50, 100, or even 1000!
Coltzan's Shrine (every 12 hours, different pet)
Fruit Machine (1/day)
Tombola (1/day)
Omelette (1/day)
Wheel of Excitement (1/ 2hours)
Wheel of Mediocrity (1/ 40min)
Wheel of Misfortune (1/ 2hours, but put your NP in the bank and items in the safety deposit box!)
The Wheel of Monotony (1/ 24 hours. It takes about an hour to spin, but the prizes can be cool!)
Test Your Strength (1/day)
Healing Springs (1/ 30min, do this only after the wheels!They may cause damage the springs can undo.)
Giant Jelly (1/day)
Guess the Weight (1/day)
Deadly Dice (1/day only between Midnight and 1 AM Neopian Time!)
Lab Ray (1/day, see How To section)

General Info: Tips | Snowager | Shop Times | Faerie Quests | Negg Values | Book List | Map Pieces | Brain Tree | Gourmet Foods

How To: Lab Ray | Money Tree | Stock Market | Getting A Trophy

Game Guides, Cheats, and easter eggs!: Armada | Bilge Dice | Castle of Eliv Thade | CellBlock | Destruct-o-Match 2 | Dice Escape | Frumball | Gourmet Club Bowls | Hasee Bounce | Jelly Blobs of Doom | Korbat's Lab | Meepit Juice Break | Meerca Chase | NeggSweeper | NeoQuest | NeoQuest 2 | Nimmo's Pond | Potato Counter | Snowmuncher | Sutek's Tomb | Swarm | Toybox Escape | Warf Rescue Team | Whack-A-Staff Member

Answers: CliffHanger | Cooking Pot | Tug-O-War | Food Club | Faerie CrossWord Puzzle | Avatars

Bad cheats: Brain Tree | Wishing Well | Gormball | Nimmo's Pond | Geos

Cool Stuff: Signs & Smileys | Spiffy Your Shop! | Hidden Tower | First Pets | Chat Fonts | More Chat Fonts | Hidden Jelly World Chat | April Fools Makeover | Coca-Cola Diner

Want More? Here are a few links: Nothing But Neopets | Neopets Hive | Soup Faerie | NeoNews Now | Neoholics Anonymous | Grafton Notch | NNC | 10-Day Millionaire Plan | Avoid SCAMS | Pink Poogle Toy | NeoItems | Gemele | Neo Nonsense (NEON) | Neopets Talk | Tine Help | Kitty's Pretties (fonts) | Jessioka Froka Graphics (backgrounds) | Kandylicious


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General Info

Snowager (link)
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The snowager sleeps from 6-7am and from 2-3pm NST(Neopian Standard Time). *Times change! If these are inacurate, neomail tinita_f.

Shop Times (link)
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Shop restock times are now RANDOM!
Lab Ray(link)
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The only way to get to the lab ray is by collecting all 9 of the Secret Labratory Map pieces! Once you have all of these (quite a feat!) you can go to the lab once a day to zap a pet. The ray can:
-raise your pet a level
-lower your pet a level
-raise any one of your pets stats, usually more then one point, too!
-once in a blue moon it'll lower your pet's stats
-changes your pet's sex
-changes your pet's color (the only way to get robot pets is from the ray!)
-changes your pet's species!!
So use it on a pet if you don't mind changing it's appearance and you can really increase it's stats! Just take a look at Lapel. It is a lab pet.

Money Tree(link)
To get ANYTHING off the money tree you have to have a fast connection, and you have to click fast. First put all your NP in your bank account. Now just let the page load. Now hover your mouse on the left or right side of the middle object, or, if there is no middle, on the left side of the right-middle object. Got it? Now have one hand poised to click with the other ready to hit the "F5" key so it will refresh. NOW CLICK! Click on the square loading under your mouse before the page is even completed! You now have a CHANCE at getting something.
Didn't work? Go back & try again! That's all you can do.

The Stock Market(link)
How To:
To buy a specific stock you know the ticker to, click on profile. Put in the ticker to see the stock's info!
If you want to see the cheapest stocks, click bargans. This will show you who is at the bottom right now.

To go to the stock's buy page, click on the stock's name. Now input the number of shares you want.

Shares*Price= NP
The max you can buy in one day is 1000 shares! If you only want to spend a certain amount, take that amount and divide by the price of the stock to see how many shares you can buy.

Which Stock?
Well, picking a stock is easy. The general rule, and the best advice anyone can give is the old adage: Buy low, sell high. Click on bargain to start with! Pick a stock that is at 15 (you can't buy lower!). Buy all the shares you can today! No need to stay loyal, so the next day click on bargains again & pick another 15 stock! This takes NP and patience, though. Sell when you feel a stock has peaked.

**Don't Panic! If your stock is going down, just remember that the stock market works in a cycle. If you buy a cheap stock (on the bargain list) the cycle can take weeks, but it will probably go up someday. I hope.

Game Guides

Meerca Chase (link)
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The secret levels have been removed.You think the hard level of Meerca Chase is too much? Try the two secret levels! 1) Hold down the shift key then click start. This time the left and right arrows are switched every time you get a negg! The scoring is x12, but it's very hard! You have to remember if the left button will take you left or right! Just keep saying to yourself, "Normal... Switched... Normal..." changeing everytime you tough a negg! 2) Click the top right hand corner of the window, then click start- but watch out! If be ready to play before clicking start, or you will be dead before you know it! This level is in Super Speed! Really tough, but the scoring is x15! Good Luck!
Meepit Juice Break (link)

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You can get an extra life in Meept Juice Break by typing the word "meepits" during the game!
Or, type 'juice-o-matic' while playing to reset all meepit timers to 60!
To score extra points, try to use ALL the pipe pieces in an early stage. This isn't always possible, though! and sometimes you don't have the time.
In later stages, make sure all your meepits are connected so you can feed more then one at a time.


Negg Sweeper (link)

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You like logic games? It can be hard at first, but the more you play the more you start to recognize the patterns. The following may be confusing, but I don't know how else to put it.
-If something is pure chance, 50-50, no way to know... just leave it till the end. Maybe the number of spaces left without bombs ("Remaining" is at the top left hand side) will give you a clue...

Here are a few common things to remember:
1) 2) 3)
1) You want to begin by opening a pace. Start by clicking a square on the top edge. If it's a 1, click below it. If it's not, pick another edge. You may have something like image 1. The first try yielded a three under the one, so we tried another side. That one has what we want! This shows that the cirled neggs are not bombs! It's a neat little thing to know.
2) If you're stuck with a row of ones, every third one is not a bomb! If you click it and it's a one, treat it like image one and click the three behind it!
3) The old 121. Only one possibility! Bomb, Not, Bomb.
**These only work when not under the influence of nearby questionable squares!

I am a logic master! You better RECOGNIZE!

Potato Counter (link)
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Refresh untill you see fewer potatoes then usual. Then count by twos! Take two at a time to double your speed. You should get 50 cents for each game you win, up to 3 times a day... yippe. 150np. :P

Snowmuncher (link)
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Type "buuuurrrrrrrrp" while playing Snowmuncher, the bloat-percentage of your belly decreases by 50%
Type "snowberries" to belch and relieve some bloat.

Sutek's Tomb (link)
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Type 'scarabaeus' during gameplay to get 30 extra seconds. This works TWICE!
Type "pyramibread" as many times as you'd like while playing Sutek's Tomb to see the next possible move!
Type "plzsutekcanihavemoretime" to receive a 30 second time bonus in Sutek's Tomb!

Swarm (link)
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  • The keys to this game are sticking to the right and stopping the bugs from reaching the bottom. When they reach the lowest point they can go, they just start going faster and faster! The "bottom" gets a tiny bit lower with each level.
  • Stay just to the left of the rightmost block and shoot constantly to hit the first two colums (from the right). If you have to move, duck under the block or, even better, slip to the right side of the block & shoot the first column!
  • Focus on getting rid of the first row so that the bugs have farther to travel to get any lower! This is important!
  • When there are about four columns left, start shooting the bottom row. Don't let those buggers reach the bottom!
  • Before you click to start a new level, position yourself, then let off a bullet. When the bullet reaches about mid-screen, click to start the next level! This gets rid of one bug off the bat.
  • Try to never stop killing. Don't waste time under a block when you don't have to! Time is of the essence.
  • Try to get the speedy top bugs that go away quickly. They are your best chance at a cool color droplet!
  • Avoid green and yellow droplets at all cost! Blue is ok, but can be bothersome. The teal shrinking droplet is where it's at! Take that one over blue. Brown is very good at higher levels. Pink is an extra shield, so go for it with all your might! Orange is the smart-bomb! I suggest that if you have smart bombs, don't lose them for any reason!
  • **Cheat: this one's not TOO easy, but it's entirely possible:
    Permanent Triple-Smart bomb. If you can get the orange smart bomb droplet twice in a row, you will have permanent triple-smart bombs! It will stay when you get other droplets, or if you get hit. It even stays though every other game you play untill you close the window! It's a goal worth fighting for, so practice!
Cheats:
Geos Cheat(link)
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Get caught doing this cheat & you will go back to a level 0 Geos player! This cheat was a way of making more then one shape at a time. By making all the shapes at the same time, you get the credit for all four! Now, if you do it you are automatically the loser & you Geos rank goes to ZERO!

  XX
XXXX
XX  O
XXXXX

By making this formation and then adding in the last X where the O is, you make all shapes at once! Used to work great, now it's just poison. :(


Gourmet Club Bowls (link)
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Type the word "superbowl" to skip the round & move on to another opponent!
Type 'shepherd' at startup screen and game will automatically start, and you will earn double neopoints.


Hasee Bounce
(link)
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You can type "doughnutfruit" to rest the timer once per game.


Frumball (link)
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Type "kougra" while playing Frumball to skip the level, although your points will get reset.


Jelly Blobs of Doom (link)
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Type the word melissa before your game on the screen that says to press space to start. This is just a funny easter egg... no change in the game.
Type "fishnegg" during the game and one will appear! Type "rainbownegg" and that will apear! You can eat them, no matter what size you are, but they only last a few seconds. They give points, but don't change your size.


Castle of Eliv Thade (link)
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Easy! Just use this Anagram solver! put it on 1 word and on the bigest english dictionary. If it doesn't work (odd words or neopian words) use all your "clues" and guess the rest...
And if you need an extra hint, type "rehaxtint"!

Destruct-O-Match II (link)
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Type "boohooiwanttheoldgameback" on the 'Select a game mode' screen, to launch the old version of Destruct-O-Match!

Warf Rescue Team (link)
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Type in "trappedkadooties" to get an extra life once a game!

Whack-A-Staff Mamber (link)
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As the first level loads, type "a5paragu5" to get the big Whacker!

BAD CHEATS

Brain Tree (link)
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THE BRAIN TREE HAS NO ANSWERS. People claim to have them but they don't work! The Brain Tree picks a random name and date for the answer each time you get a quest! The only way to get the answer is to do the Esophogor quest twice. Then he will give you the answer. Here in some more info on the Brain Tree.

Wishing Well (link)
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Some say that you can cheat at this. When you make a donation, say 1np, it says, "Thank you for 1np!" If you change the "1" in the URL of the thank you page to 999,999 it will show you a page that says, "Thank you for the 999,999np!" This does NOT mean that Neopets thinks you gave that much!! This cheat DOESN'T WORK, and NEVER HAS!
Gormball (link)
Here are some false claims of gormball cheats:

  1. If you hold down the window for 5 seconds, but put it on 1 sec, it will think the ball was held for 5, but not by you.
  2. If you say 5 sec, and click back when it's someone elses turn and click 5 again, it will think that other character held the ball for 5 seconds.
These are just not so. Lots of BS. Pay these fools no heed!

Bad Nimmo's Pond Cheat
This USED TO WORK: Start a game, and wait for the right bug to show up. Any bug you want (I suggest the red bug!). Now when the bug shows up, DIE as quickly as possible by speeding into the remaining lilly pads! Now Quickly click restart, then play! If you start the new game with the bugs on the screen, the bug will NEVER LEAVE no matter how much you use it! It may look like a bug shadow for a while, but you can still use it, an it will never leave!

ANSWERS


Poogle Solitaire (link)
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Signs & Smileys!
For use on our message board, or a chat board!
If you know more, contact me!
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Neopets
*acara*
*aisha*
*chia*
*cybunny*
*blumaroo*
*bruce*
*buzz*
*eyrie*
*flotsam*
*gelert*
*jetsam*
*jubjub*
*kacheek*
*kau*
*kiko*
*kyrii*
*lupe*
*meerca*
*scorchio*
*poogle*
*shoyru*
*sloth*
*techo*
*usul*
Christmas
*santa*
*mistletoe*
*snowman*
*holly*
*bauble*
*present*
*snowflake*
*rednose*
*xmastree*
Halloween
*pumpkin*
*ghost*
*witch*
Faces
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;)
0:)
B)
:o
:P
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Misc
*swagbag*
*star*
For these, put a & and end it with a ;
hearts "¢¾"
clubs "¢À"
spades "¢¼"
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Need to contact me? try neomailing tinita_f, or e-mailing crispytina@gmail.com!


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