A Short History of Brutland’s Highly Subsidized Pharming Disasters.

Over the mid-1980s brutland’s Animal slavery industry has triggered off 6 major national disasters and two global disasters. And yet, after each disaster, pharmer dominated governments have stepped in to financially rescue the industry and restore pharmers to their life of cosseted subsidies whilst leaving pharmers’ victims to suffer, pick up the costs or even die.

1970s-1980s Bse.

The pharming industry’s dirty, cannibalistic, practices were responsible for generating and spreading bse.

1983 Salmonella in Eggs.

Edwina currie was sacked for exposing the salmonella in eggs scandal.

1990s Bse-Cjd.

The pharming industry is responsible for murdering many bse-cjd victims because the country’s pharmers refused to believe that oomans could contract such a disease. Consequently, they refused to take safety measures seriously.

1996 20 die from E-coli Food Poisoning.

There’s an outbreak of food poisoning in lanarkshire, scotland in which 20 people die.

2000 The Autumn 2000 Floods

Over the millenia, pharmers have deforested virtually the entire country. Since the second world war, they have cut down Hedges, installed drainage systems across the countryside, and adopted prairie pharming methods. So, why is it surprising they have been triggering off so many floods culminating in three lots of national flooding in the autumn 2001?

2001 Foot and mouth.

The foot and mouth epidemic was caused by the criminal activities of pharmers who made one and a half million illegal transports of Animals on bed and breakfast jaunts to boost their welfare benefit payments.

Welcome to Terra Firm no.19: Two Essays to Celebrate the Foot and Mouth Disaster in Brutland.

The following two essays are highly pugnacious. In brutland the foot and mouth epidemic has been traumatic. The policy of slaughtering Animals because they have a common cold is revolting, shocking, disgusting, and diabolical. It shows that pharmers’ claims to care about their slave Animals are hollow. They treated them exactly as if they were just lumps of meat. The sight of Animals being shot, dragged across pharms, poured out of lorries like domestic refuse, and being piled up on funeral pyres, has been distressing. This was oomano-imperialism at its most blatant. Perhaps even more horrendous is the way that politicians, the media, and the public, have treated this slaughter as if it was a normal part of everyday life. The way the media bestowed almost open ended sympathy upon pharmers for what they suffered because of the epidemic was sickening given that firstly, the epidemic was caused by pharmers’ criminal activities and, secondly, that it was pharmers’ own decision to slaughter these Animals. There was no health reason to do so. Surely it’s the Animals who were murdered who should be getting the sympathy not eco-nazi pharmers? The fact that the public has given these scumbags such huge amounts of sympathy reveals the barbarity of modern day brutland.

To epitomize the pharming industry’s most recent epidemic: the pharming industry contributes a mere 1% to gdp[1] and yet, for the sake of restoring the country’s foot and mouth free status and preventing losses of a mere hundred million pounds a year, it:

* imposed a multi-billion pound tax bill on the public which will deprive the nhs, education, pensioners, and urban areas, of much needed resources;

* closed down half the country;

* ruined many national sporting events;

* brought the tourist industry, which earns ten times more than the Animal slavery, to its knees;

* created a huge public health threat through the disposal of Animal corpses - either by burning them and releasing dioxins and other deadly toxic chemicals or, by burying them and risking the spread of bse (which pharmers’ insist has disappeared from brutish herds);

* humiliated the people who were believed to have contracted foot and mouth disease; and,

* pushed the government around by insisting on a delay in local, and general, elections and, secondly, by dismissing a vaccination programme.

The pharming industry has turned a flu epidemic into a national calamity. Its demands were an economic nonsense. It created a first class political farce. It is barely possible to imagine a supposedly modern country acting in such a ridiculous way. The prime minister was made to look like a puppet dancing to ben gill’s brainless soundbites. The country is run by aristocratic, medieval, cretins and now the entire world realizes the truth. Brutland has become a laughing stock around the world. What the epidemic shows is that the landowning pharming elite has so much power in society it is capable of forcing through a policy which entailed slaughtering millions of Animals, closing down half the country, decimating multi-billion pound industries, imperilling public health, and making the government look like abject puppets - all for the sake of saving profits of a hundred million pounds a year.

The mundi club has been tracking the bse and the bse-cjd epidemics in this country for over a decade hoping they would trigger off a fundamental reform of the country’s Animal enslavement industry. However, this has not happened. Despite all the talk over the last ten years about reforms, despite the two year long inquiry into the causes of the bse epidemic, very few reforms have been implemented and those that were due to be implemented are being dropped in order to limit the industry’s financial losses. By the start of 2001, the national pharmers’ union had not merely pushed reforms off the political agenda but had restored its power within the ministry of agriculture, fisheries, and food - hereinafter referred to as the maffia. Once again it’s representatives were strutting around downing street dictating policies to the fetlock tugging labour cronies. Who would have thought that mcblair was prime minister by the way that he was grovelling around ben gill asking what ought to be done next. The countryside march in 1998 brought about mcblair’s capitulation to the rural pharming terrorists and since then he’s spent anything up to £15-20 billion on restoring the industry to the condition it was in prior to the outbreak of bse. Not a single member of any government, nor any civil servant, has been punished for their role in spreading bse and bse-cjd and murdering millions of Animals and, so far, 100 bipeds.

As sickening and painful as the foot and mouth epidemic has been, it has also sparked considerable rejoicing. Once again, the brutish Animal slavery industry has been shown to be a complete disaster which stumbles from one costly, self-induced, immoral, disaster to another. Eco-nazi pharmers are having their life of luxurious subsidies interrupted. Once again, the Animal slavery industry was plunged into despair. Even more pleasing was the way that during the epidemic pharmers blatantly sacrificed their political allies in rural areas so that thereafter these allies will never again be able to trust pharmers. Given the 15 years of failure to reform the Animal slavery industry, it has to be suggested that the foot and mouth epidemic is the Earth’s punishment on the pharmer loving labour government for not reforming the country’s obscene Animal enslavement industry. No matter how many times pharmer mps steal public money to restore their own industry, the industry keeps breaking down costing huge sums of money to put it back together again.

The epidemic threw a huge spanner into the Animal slavery industry’s efficient slaughtering process. It may be the case that two million Animals have been unnecessarily murdered because of the disease, but the epidemic caused such chaos that it led to a significant drop in the numbers of Animals who would normally be slaughtered. Because of the epidemic, fewer Animals were slaughtered than would have been the case had the epidemic not happened. That the rate of slaughter in the Animal enslavement industry has slowed down because of the disease is something to celebrate.

The foot and mouth epidemic has confirmed the mundi club’s allegations made in previous publications. Firstly, that this country’s political system is fundamentally corrupt because so many politicians are pharmers and these pharmer-mps are using their positions of power to steal public money for the benefit of their own pharming interests and, secondly, to prevent regulations from being imposed on this disgusting eco-nazi industry. The foot, mouth, and brain, epidemics in this country over the last 15 years are proof of this country’s colossal political corruption. Anyone around the world who sees the images of slave Animals being murdered in this country should appreciate this is possible solely because the country is being run by the criminal pharming fraternity.

Secondly, the landowning pharming elite has such an ideological grip over people in this country it can do anything it wants and the public just stands by and applauds their activities. In 1997 pharmers blockaded ports and hijacked lorries throwing their contents into the sea. In the autumn 1999 they nearly pushed the country into a trade war with france which would have thrown millions out of work. In september 2000 they exploited fuel protests to mount an insurrection against the government for even more lavish subsidies. In the autumn 2000 pharmers triggered off floods which ruined 11,500 homes. And still, even after four years of this political mayhem, the media and the public remain as devoted to pharmers as they ever were . They don’t make the slightest protest that the slaughter of Animals with foot and mouth disease is possible only because they are providing such generous subsidies that pharmers can afford to replace infected slave Animals. At the same time as they are angered by the slightest increase in public spending they willingly hand over £6 billion a year to enable pharmers to produce shit riddled, bse-infected, corpses. After a three year freeze on public spending the money that the government should have been spent on the nhs, schools, pensioners, and urban areas, has blown on the pharming industry and yet the public just applauds being deprived of this money.

Thirdly, the fact that millions of people in this country do not regard the slaughter of Animals as being in any way barbaric reveals it is more brutish than british.

The following two essays have been written especially to commemorate the foot and mouth epidemic. The first attempts to provide an outline of the nature of the global Animal slavery industry which is causing death and destruction on a massive scale. The second focuses on events in brutland.

At this point, the mundi club would like to apologize for dispensing with self-restraint. There are a myriad of constraints on all individuals in society to conform with commonly accepted values and beliefs. But the mc has just lost all respect for these values and those who hold them. Since the start of the bse epidemic it has been difficult enough putting up with pharmers who have been spreading bse/bse-cjd and doing so through incessant lies and distortions. In the autumn of 1999 it was sickening to find such people being publicly acclaimed for nearly pushing the country into a trade war with france. The mc’s tolerance of pharmers broke down completely after they provoked the fuel tax insurrections - and once again earnt public acclaim for their vile greed. The mc concluded that they were behaving so similarly to eco-nazis that, fundamentally, they were eco-nazis. The mc has nothing in common with them. It became increasingly doubtful why these people have the right to live on a beautiful planet when they are doing so much to decimate it. Any hope that the mc could blot out their existence through a blanket of contempt were dashed when pharmers triggered off the autumn 2000 floods. The media and the public never blamed pharmers for these floods. This disaster felt slightly unnatural in comparison to pharmers’ earlier disasters since the media and the public were not baying their support for what pharmers had done. But, after pharmers triggered off the foot and mouth epidemic, once again because of their criminal activities, it was clearly time to start expressing contempt for what pharmers were doing.

Pharmers increasingly seem like a species of vampire sucking blood out of the life around them. They spread diseases, destruction, deserts, and death, wherever they go. They’re exterminists. If they’re not put out of action they’re going to turn the Earth into one huge dustbowl. During the foot and mouth epidemic the public and the media once again plied pharmers with sympathy for their plight as if they were suffering a complete mental blackout preventing them from remembering the previous five, self-induced, pharming disasters. Christ!!!!! What is wrong with them? Then the disease is shuffled off into the background to be replaced by weeks of electioneering in which one of the main issues is whether governments should increase or decrease income tax by 1p in the pound whilst the fact that pharmers have just walk off with subsidies equivalent to 5p in the pound are completely ignored as if it was a non-existent issue. Are we all just expected to pretend that pharmers are people who stand on their own two feet and don’t receive billions of pounds in subsidies and that these subsidies have no impact whatsoever on public spending or the money that is left over which could be given to needier people?

The only moral conclusion the mc could draw from the eco-nazis’ six national, and two global, disasters over the last fifteen years is that all those involved in the pharming industry, from pharmers to the maffia to the Animal murdering tory/labour governments, OUGHT TO GO AND JUMP ON THE NEAREST FUNERAL PYRE. They are all truly, madly, and deeply, disgusting. The only factor which prevents them from being condemned is that their destructiveness might be caused by their gross ignorance, stupidity, and ideological blindness, rather than eco-nazism. The sooner these Animal terrorists fuck off to another planet the better.

The mc has a dream: that all Animal terrorists, not only pharmers but the meat eating, oomano-imperialists in the black civil rights/feminist/amnesty international/comic relief/christian aid, movements would fuck off to another planet in search of newer species to maim, mutilate and murder but end up on a planet without Animals. They would be condemned to a meaningless existence without exploiting, slaughtering or expropriating, other species. Sharing this beautiful Animal-made-planet with live-stock who take pleasure in slaughtering defenceless Animals, whilst pretending to be caring, compassionate people, is sickening.

Preface: Brian Yuzna’s Society.

A film critic introduces brian yuzna’s film ‘society’ in the following way, "The sound track uses music by strauss and the eton boating song to conjure the world of judges, wasps coming-out balls, and popularity contests at posh schools." (The film was shot in america but it could be any country). As the hero in the film states when coming to grasp his outsider status and the precariousness of his survival in a society dominated by a murderous, carnivorous, self perpetuating, elite, "I feel like something’s going to happen. And if i scratch the surface there will be something terrible underneath." The hero looks down at the apple he’s eating to see it writhing with Worms. If we just excuse the Animalism here, what such a hero would discover in this country would be the house of commons, which is dominated by pharmers; the house of lords, which is dominated by the landowning elite; the maffia; the national pharmers’ union; the law lords; freemasons; public schools; the old boys’ network; pharming quangoes; and the aristocratic throat slitters in the green movement.