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Love Is Blind
By Jasmine Graham and Thomas Graham
Author’s Note: This is meant to be a humour story, as in funny, with a bit of a crossover twist but it may not be to some people and I respect that. If anytime you feel offended you are more than welcome to go to another one of my stories. So no harsh feelings or anything. Don't take anything personally.
"Mum, I don't like this place. It smells like wee." I winged. "Do we have to see Jasmine? It's not my fault she hit a car."
"Thomas. James. Graham. Your sister is seriously injured. Show some respect."
Cheyanne and Kayne sniggered.
"Shut up!" I said, lashing at Kayne who jumped back. I got Mum smartly on the backside. Kayne pretended to fall over and cry. Mum glared at me. I opened my mouth to explain.
"I need to go pee!" Cheyanne blared at the top of her lungs.
"Thomas will take you." Said Mum, looking slightly pleased with herself.
"No! Anything but that!" My brain screamed. I was sure people were looking at me. I mean if you were walking down a hospital corridor with your dorky little sister wearing bright pink all over saying stuff like "if we had left a little bit later I would have brushed my hair" at the top of her lungs. I kept lagging behind, pretending she wasn't with me. We eventually got to the toilets. I waited for what seemed hours when two guys passed. Using my eavesdropping skills I listened to part of their conversation.
"…poor Jasmine. I wonder if she'll ever remember anythin…"
"What do you know about my sister?" I blurted out.
"Who are you?" One of them asked.
"Duh, I'm her brother."
"What happened to ya hair, mate?" The guy with brown hair asked.
"We'll take you to her." The other, blonde headed one said.
"WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE!!! YOU'RE…"
"Sssssshhhhhhh!!!" Christian cut me off. I pulled out some paper from my pocket, some of that sticky yellow stuff.
*Cheyanne I have gone off with Aaaaaaaaaaooooooonnnnnnnneeee (ha ha) to find Jasmine. Tell Mum! * I wrote and was just about to stick it on the door when Cheyanne opened it and it landed on her head.
"Sorry." I mumbled and took off after them (a1).
We stopped at the door.
"OY, YOU WITH THE RUSTY HAIR!"
I turned, looked through the door and…There was Jasmine yelling her head off at me as per usual.
"She's got Amnesia." Christian whispered in my ear as I walked in.
"Hi Jasm…"
"SECURITY!" She wailed.
"It's me, you dope. Thomas, your broth…"
But I never got to finish. Two uniformed men dragged me away.
"Bloody urine smelling hospitals." I mumbled as I was dragged out to the parking lot.
I glared after the person who claimed to be my brother and snorted. What right did he have saying that? I saw Ben laughing and I glared at him too. I glared at the nurse who asked if I wanted some laxatives and I almost glared at Christian as he walked in but I stopped myself in time.
"Hey Chris. Mind if I call you Chris?"
He looked at me strangely as if I was from another planet.
"Uh…yeah."
"Who are a1 anyway?"
"We are…" Ben kicked him and he let out a small yelp. "They are only the best pop band ever."
"If they are the best, how come I've never heard of them?"
Ben and Christian gave each other one of "those" glances. I simply glared at them.
I waited until the guards were gone then snuck back in. My first thought was to find Mum but then again I'd probably get yelled at so I went back to Jasmine's room.
"Hello." I said.
"SECU…"
"SSSSHHHHHH!!! It's me, you dolt, your brother!"
She glared at me.
"You have no right barging in calling yourself m…"
"JASMINE!"
I turned.
"Are you okay? What happened? Are you okay? Is anything broken?"
Typical parents. Cheyanne started chanting "I'm going to see a…"
I slapped her.
"Shut up, you idiot. You want everyone to know?"
"Yes." She replied. "I'm going to see a…"
I pushed her. Suddenly I was aware that Jasmine had started screaming again. Cheyanne fell over and started crying.
"Sorr…" But I couldn't finish as I was dragged out of the door by two uniformed men. "Again." I mumbled.
"We've had enough of you."
"You don't understand. I'm her OOF!!!"
I was in the parking lot again. I picked up a stone and hurled it at the building. It smashed a window. Jasmine looked out the smashed window and glared at me as did mum and the two guards who then ordered me off the grounds. Oh well. Nothing for it but to go home.
An hour later I walked up the drive to find that the car that had beeped at me and I had done the fingers to was Mum's. I snuck into my room and…
"SECURITY!" Jasmine was here too. When no one answered she yelled again. "SEC…"
"SHUT THE HELL UP!!!" I screamed.
"THOMAS. JAMES. GRAHAM. COME HERE!"
I plodded slowly to Mum. She had the belt.
"You don't *swack* yell *swack* at *swack* your sister *swack* Now go to your room!"
As I walked to my room Jasmine glared at me…
After I had finished glaring at the alien with the rusted head who called himself my brother, I felt something creep into my mind.
"There's magic within you, there's magic in everything you do, magic me to the place where dreams come true!"
The song belted out. I was still humming the tune when I heard a knock on the door. I jumped out of bed and answered it.
"But baby I'm not from Hoollywoooodddd! By stealing your heart I'll be your Robin Hood." The blonde guy finished. I looked at him, my blue eyes wide with surprise.
"Yeah, how'd you know?"
"We…" Ben tapped him on the shoulder. "a1 sung it."
I pouted.
"And I still don't know who these a1 freaks are."
They both drew in a sharp breath. Ben stepped forward but Christian held up a hand.
"Let's just say, you know them better than you think."
I rushed up behind Jasmine. Ben and Christian were at the door. Jasmine was shaking her head and humming "Ready or not". Ben and Christian were singing along when they suddenly stopped and listened (except Jasmine) and a car came up the drive I was impressed to see. It was a black Mercedes with dark windows that actually freaked me a bit. Then it turned the corner. I saw the other side. It was all crumpled and pushed inward. I cringed. The people in the car got out.
"It's MARK and PAUL!" My mind screamed.
"SECURITY!" Jasmine screamed.
"It's a1." I whispered in her ear (which is filled with air)
"Shut up, you Martian! You'll never take me alive COPPER!" She said and glared at me then she stormed off to her room. Well, what she thought was her room.
"YOUR room's THAT way." I said, steering her away from the toilet. When will she ever get her memory back…
I looked at the car as two people stepped out. They were dressed to kill in black tuxedos. I stormed up to them.
"Where were you before when I called security, huh?! There's a strange person here…"
"Yo, yo, cool it, sister. We're not here for interrogation." The spiked haired one said. I felt an instant attraction towards him and knew we'd be friends. He held out his hand.
"Mark Reid and this is my friend, Paul Marazzi. We're friends of Christian and Ben's."
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I walked into the kitchen to find a1 and Jasmine stuffing their faces.
"Hey, go easy." I said. Jasmine glared at me, Christian glared at me, Paul glared at me, Mark glared at me, Ben laughed at me.
"Oh fine, make yourselves at home." I mumbled. Ben started cracking jokes like "Hey carrot head" and stuff like that. I walked into the lounge and turned on the TV. Squirt was on. I settled down. Suddenly the channel changed to some soppy soap.
"Hey!" I said.
"Ooh, shhh, this bit was on the ads!"
Mark and Christian were there looking all googly eyed.
"I'm really starting to hate you even if you are famous."
They just glared at me…
I wandered into the room to see Mark and Christian staring at the screen. I followed their gaze.
"Oh awesome, Heartbreak High!"
I leaped onto the couch and landed on something squishy. I glared at Thomas before pushing him aside.
"Did someone say Heartbreak High?" Ben yelled.
"Yep." I answered.
"Oi, Paul, Heartbreak High's on!"
All five of us settled on the couch, pushing an angry looking Thomas off. Suddenly the channel changed.
"Oh…Oi, bullhead, change the channel back!"
"Ssh," said Mark. "We're on!"
The Coca-Cola Chart Show went on. The song, Ready or not by a1. I looked at the guys dancing and singing the same song I was singing before. Then I glanced back at the guys in shock.
"YOU'RE A1? You're THEM?"
Christian nodded.
"We weren't going to tell you."
There was a banging and Mum yelled out "Keep it down in there!"
Suddenly Jasmine came into view and started dropping towards me.
AAARRRGGGHHH!" I screamed and tried to jump out of the way but I was too late. "OOF!"
She landed on my leg. Suddenly I was shoved completely off. I went to my room and read for one hour. I was hungry. I walked into the kitchen and cooked the five buns (I was REALLY hungry). a1 and Jasmine charged in.
"Thanks!" They said and moved towards me.
"WHO ARE YOU!?" Mum screamed. They turned. Mum was there. She shoved the "strangers" out the door.
"But mum, they're a1!" Jasmine blurted out.
"Darling, you've got amnesia. They're not a1. Now hop back into bed."
Jasmine stormed off.
"Hey thanks." She said to me, taking the plate. I stormed off after Jasmine who looked back and glared at me…
I flicked open the curtains of my room, balancing the plate carefully in one hand. I climbed out my open window and landed lightly on the ground. Well as lightly as anyone with an open head wound could. I held out the buns to the guys.
"Hungry?" I asked. Ben bounced up to me.
"What's on the menu?"
"Not me, that's for sure." I giggled. The russet headed guy raced out. I glared at him. "What do YOU want?"
"Where are you going?"
"Out."
"If you don't let me come I'll tell."
"Okay then." I grumbled before stuffing him into the boot and slamming the boot door firmly. "There. You can come."
We all piled into the car and headed at high speeds down the dusty metal road. Of course the boot had gaps which the dust could come through. I just hoped he wouldn't suffocate. I wasn't THAT mean.
I tried to roll over but the boot was so full of old frozen dinners that I was basically immobilized plus dust was coming in every way that I turned my head. I heard a small "kathud" and looked down.
"OOH YUCK"
I could see out the bottom of the boot and there was a rabbit stuck to the tyre. I closed my eyes when we came to a sudden stop. I heard shifting and people opening the car doors the boot opened and light streamed in… I gave a small gasp we were at the… Hairdressers?! Suddenly someone grabbed me under the shoulders holding me at arms length away. I sneezed uncontrollably for a few minutes and looked up they were placing me in "THE" chair. Someone came up to me with some scissors. I realized what was going on.
"NOOOOOOOO!" I screamed…
I giggled at the alien's stricken face. This will show him for trying to steal the gorgeous guys off me. I grabbed the scissors off the hairdresser.
"Let me do it!" I squealed like a maniac. Christian glanced at Ben and gave him one of "those" looks. I glared at them.
"Bring me the gel…" A bolt of lightning flashed, illuminating the background and silhouetting my figure as the lights temporarily flashed off. An evil laugh echoed through the air. Paul gasped.
"No! Not…THE GEL!!!"
Mark obediently passed me the hair gel and I set down to work. When I had finished his hair was his original black colour and bits were sticking out everywhere. I turned the chair, my face beaming with the good work I did. I glanced at Mark.
"Hey, he kinda looks like you."
"Oh, hardy ha."
We all cracked up laughing, all except the alien who sat there with a small rain cloud forming over his head. The cloud burst, soaking him with icy cold water and this made us laugh even more.
They turned the chair and I said in a rasping voice, "give me the mirror."
I picked up the hand held mirror and looked into it. I smashed it forcefully onto the table, picked up the hairdresser's cape and shielded myself from view I turned into a bat and returned to my roost in Don Buck screeching all the way. When I got home I got into trouble for cutting my hair AND walking home screeching and flailing my arms around. I got the shaver and cut off the rest of my hai… mutated dead strips of human cells then I grabbed my hornets cap and wandered into my room. I read a couple of books then I wandered into the owlery.
"Hey Potter can I borrow Hedwig to send a message?"
"No just send an E-mail"
"Kay"
I walked back into my house and produced a modem from my inside jacket pocket then a laptop then a mouse and finally a thin strand of silvery thread which was an Internet connection. I began to type.
Hey Jasmine you had better come home mum is beginning to worry
I heard her phone ring then I removed the thread and put it in my pocket. I pulled out a wand and pointed it at the computer
'Abra Kadabra" I muttered it disappeared…
I mumbled at the message.
"Aww just when I was having fun."
I turned to the four boys. I smiled sweetly at Christian.
"Guess what?"
He shrugged and I clapped my hands together.
"I have a sore toenail. Looks like you'll have to carry me."
I leapt eagerly into his arms. He shrugged and carried me to the Mercedes where he sat down. I sat on his lap and I didn't want to move so I stayed there. He must have had a hell of a job driving. We got home and I bounced out of the car door, accidentally slamming it on Christian's foot.
"Oops sorry!"
"Guess what? You'll have to carry me."
He jumped into my arms but…I dropped him. He was much too heavy. He groaned.
"I guess I have a sore head too now."
I raced down the driveway and ran into… Harry Potter. I smiled at him, squealing with excitement.
"Are you THE Harry Potter?!"
He nodded but he didn't look too happy. I pushed my glasses up to the bridge of my nose. I glanced at his scar, staring in amazement.
"Wow! I've seen you in the paper! You defeated that guy, what's his name? The guy with the cool hair…"
"Voldemort."
"Yeah that's it!"
"You're not scared of his name?"
"Nah, he's nothing but a sore loser. Plus I'm only a muggle. Why should I be?"
He shrugged. A laptop appeared in front of me. I sighed.
"Talk to you later." I stormed inside, glaring at The Alien before going into Mum's room. "MUUUUUMMMMM! The Alien is using unauthorized magic and you know how magic gives me a sore hand."
"THOMAS. JAMES. GRAHAM. COME HERE NOW!!!"
I left them to it. I went outside and met up with Harry again. He was with some chick. She was really skanky looking, wearing a baggy old-fashioned dress and baffy hair, even worse than mine.
"Who are you?"
"This is Hermione." Harry said, looking at her lovingly. I stuck my tongue out.
"Sounds like something the cat spewed up. Let's meet The Guys."
"The Guys?"
"a1"
"a1!!!"
"You've heard of them in the wizarding world?"
"They're only like the best band ever!"
I smiled and took him by the hand, enjoying the jealous look on Hermione's face.
"Let's go then! You've obviously got good taste."
I skipped over to them. Upon appearance Harry let out a school girl giggle. I looked at him weirdly.
"This is Christian, Paul, Ben and…"
I didn't finish because Harry rushed forward screaming like a crazed fan.
"MARKIE! I've had a crush on you since fifth form!"
"Ewwww." I said, backing away. Mark looked horrified.
"Did I hear correct?" he asked.
"Oh Mark." Harry purred. "I love you!"
"You can't!" I blurted out. Harry looked confused.
"Why not?"
"Because he's MY boyfriend!" I said, putting an arm around Mark's waist. Mark was glad for the reprieve.
"Uh yeah." Mark said. Harry looked disappointed but he magicked a bit of paper.
"Call me." He said, giving Mark his phone number. Harry went inside, probably to visit The Alien. I looked at Mark and he kissed me on the cheek.
"Thank you!"
"I'd do it again anytime!"
I wandered out of mums' room and walked back to my own when I fell over and I saw something. It was a nut. He gibbered something incomprehensible and ran into a wall. I got up and walked over to him. He thought I was gonna hurt him and that was the last straw.
He cracked.
"Cool" I said. I picked it up and popped it in to my mouth. It crunched and crackled as I walked to my room. I looked out the window and saw three members of a1.
"Where is Paul?" asked Christian
"Beats me," said Mark
"He's probably goofing off somewhere. He's such a NUT" Ben commented. I flopped onto my bed and sighed. I heard some ones voice outside.
"Get away you creep"
"Ohhhh man" I heard a slap and footsteps leading away. I jumped up and looked outside. Johnny's next target was Jasmine
"Hoo Ha Huh"
"Hey baby"
"Sassy"
I sighed again wondering how she or Mark would react.
I looked at the blonde haired goofstick and sighed.
"What are you trying to do? Impersonate a pineapple?" I thought for a second then added, "Oh no, that's Paul's trick. Where is Paul anyway?"
"Why do you want him when you've got me?"
I grabbed him down below. His face turned red then blue.
"If you ever make a move on me EVER again," I said, twisting slightly to emphasize my point. He squirmed uncomfortably. "I'll rip them off and feed them to Ben. God knows he'd probably enjoy it."
I let go and Johnny regained some colour to his face. I shook my head and stormed off, pushing the alien over. Johnny hurried over.
"Are you alright there? Did it hurt? Tell me about yourself."
"I…" The Alien began.
"Do you know I hunted Amazon Woman at the tender age of five?"
I stifled a giggle. Johnny Bravo thought the alien was a girl! He wasn't that far off the truth. I hurried back.
"Hey," I said, scanning the three faces. "Where's Paul?"
"I don't know. Last I heard he was talking to Harry Potter in a tutu."
"Harry Potter was in a tutu?"
"No, Paul was."
"Oh. I thought I saw something fishy going on between them. That probably explains the tuna on the electric wire. You can smell it crisping from a mile away!"
I got up and kicked Johnny in the place jasmine had just pulled. I walked away while Johnny started pulling some moves on a rock that slightly resembled a lumpy human. Then it fell on top of him. I wandered back inside and wondered how I had got outside in the first place. I thought for awhile then heard something blare over the loudspeaker.
"Thomas Graham please report to the stadium IMMEDIATELY" I ran quickly. When I reached the stadium the other trainer was already there
"Go Ben" he yelled.
"What the…" I checked my Poke'dex "Ben, the horny type poke'mon is known for his power over horniness and the ability to launch stunningly powerful attacks."
They had spent too long and picked a different trainer…Ash Ketchum
"Go on pikachu we can beat em! Pikachu, thunder shock"
"Ben, Horny Attack"
The Ben launched forward evading the Thunder Shock and landed smack on top of pikachu. Pikachu ran away.
"Ben, finish it off. Horny Drill"
Ben lunged and knocked pikachu down
"Pikachu return"
"The winner is…"
Suddenly the sky darkened and a diabolical laugh filled the air
"To protect the world from devastation"
"To unite all peoples within our nation"
"To announce the evils of truth and love"
"To extend our reach to the stars above"
"Jessie"
"James"
"Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light"
"Surrender now or prepare to fight"
"Meowth that's right"
Everyone gasped
I lunged forward, my eyes glowing excitedly. Christian's eyes flashed jealously but I pretended not to notice.
"Oh my God! James! You're SO much cuter in real life! Could I have your autograph? Screw that could I have your phone number?"
James looked bewildered and I wasn't surprised.
"But I'm not that sort of person!"
"What do you mean?"
James takes off his team rocket uniform to reveal… A black floral dress. Jessie laughed.
"You don't think I'd tour with a male do you? I only dress him like that to make ME look smarter!"
"I always thought he looked like a girl." Christian mumbled. I screamed.
"I take it all back!"
I leapt into Christian's arms.
"It's all right," Christian murmured soothingly with a smile on his face. "The little girly wurly won't be able to harm your beautiful facey wacey."
"I'm innocent!" I screamed. "I swear I wasn't the one who stole your Sweetums in kindy!"
"YOU stole MY Sweetums in KINDY?" Tears flowed freely down James' cheeks. "I had a bond with that fish that took years to develop. YEARS. And you…you…"
Jessie put an arm around him/her comfortingly.
"It's all right. You need to get it out in the open." She said, rubbing his/her back soothingly.
"You…you…FLUSHED HIM DOWN THE TOILET!" James burst out crying. Jessie glared at me, tears in her eyes.
"How could you?"
"I didn't mean to! I was so young!"
"Murderer!" Lightning flashed in the sky and a lion padded forward, black mane rippling and a scar creasing one eye.
"No…I didn't mean to…"
"Tell them, who killed Sweetums."
"I did…"
"You see!"
"No! NO!"
Scar leapt forward and shoved Jasmine back against the edge of the stadium. She slipped and fell off the edge only just catching a small overhang in time. Scar ran to finish her off.
"And now here's my little secret" he whispered into her ear.
"I killed Sweetums" he hissed. This last statement gave Jasmine a fresh surge of energy
"MURDERER!" she screamed and pushed him over coming to land on top of him, pinning him to the ground. The sheer weight of Jasmine caused him to choke and splutter.
"Tell them who REALLY killed Sweetums" she told him.
"I did it" he whispered.
"Louder"
"I did it," he said a little louder.
"So they can hear you," she said motioning to the crying man/woman.
"I killed SWEETUMS" he exclaimed. Then he said, "What is going to happen to me now. You wouldn't kill me would you? It is them" he motioned to some teenyboppers which he had used to break into the stadium with. "They are the real enemy"
The teenyboppers shrunk back a bit upon hearing this then started to growl and bear their teeth.
"Run Scar" said Jasmine. "Run and never return"
This shocked Scar.
"Yes" he said slyly. "Your MAJESTY"
As he said this he snarled and flung some unusually placed but is always around just to be convenient hot coals into Jasmines face. She flinched. He pounced and knocked her down. But he couldn't bear her down, as she was too big. She fell almost crushing him to a pulp, only ducking out in the nick of time. But this move caused him to fall down into the stadium where the teenyboppers started to prowl around.
"Ahhhh friends" he sighed almost contentedly
"Fre heh hends" one replied
"I thought you said we were the enemies," said another.
"Ed" they all inquired looking at a particularly mean one. She just laughed and snarled hysterically. They began to advance menacingly
"No…No let me explain. No…AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHG" cried Scar. This whole incident had made James/Jamesina forget he/she was ironing one of his/her pink frilly dresses and set fire to the balloon they had always traveled in. A fire began to break out and burned the whole stadium down. Squirtle, Qaugsire and many other poke'mon began fighting the flames. Everyone was evacuated and Team Rocket used another unusually placed but just there to be convenient rope ladders to climb up to their balloon. Suddenly a small post-explosion occurred sending many sharp hot bits of metal soaring into the sky One of which hit the balloon causing it to pop and scoot away.
"LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKETS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAaaaaiiiiin" they screamed followed by a small DING showing they had just entered the stratosphere. And as most things are supposed to end someone told a corny joke which the whole world exploded into laughter and they all lived happily ever after except for the fact that this all happened in half-an-hour and so that it isn't even the end (if you are wondering what happened to the joke it petered out and they finally discovered it sucked and they each pounded me one for being so idiotic)
I watched a1 mauling The Alien and I sighed contentedly. This day turned out to be perfect. Harry turned out to be gay, James turned out to be a girl and Thomas turned out to be pulp. Well, he would be after Paul finished washing his humongous mouth out with soap. I glanced around at the stadium. Something wasn't right. I glanced at Paul. Hang on, wasn't he…a nut? I dismissed this thought with the wave of a hand. Nah, nothing could go wrong after such a brilliant beginning to the day. Just then he appeared in a flash of light. I screamed, quivering back. All the teenies ran, vacating the area. a1 stood and stared with their mouths wide open at this imposing monstrosity. The first few sentences of what the monster was muttering to himself floated through the strained silence.
"I love you, you love me, we're a happy family."
I leaped into Christian's arms once more. Christian scowled.
"No, no, NOOO!!! You're doing it all wrong!" He turned to the other members of a1, putting me down gently.
"I'll show him." He whispered to me before turning to the other guys. "Hit it."
The opening strands of the song played mysteriously out of nowhere. I looked up to see Harry Potter floating mid air on his Firebolt with a ghetto blaster. I smiled at him and he winked at me. Maybe his taste changed after all… All the teenyboppers gushed back in screaming. Barney was trampled horrifically underfoot.
"I like you, you love me, too bad baby, you're so into me I can't breathe, you fall in love too easily!"
Harry Potter started dancing on his broom and my eyes widened. He was going to fall! He tripped up and toppled into thin air, vanishing before my eyes. I looked around wildly. He magically appeared in my arms.
"Woah, take me home please."
"No thank you." I said, wrinkling up my nose and dropping him onto the ground. A group of teenies rushed around him and ripped all his clothes off. He blushed, getting the ghetto blaster with his magic and covering himself.
"This is my honey." I said, as Harry turned into a chicken. He scratched around and ate a couple of bugs. Draco Malfoy swooped me into his arms. He kissed my hand.
"M'lady."
"That was a good trick. Could you show me how to turn Harry into a chicken sometime?"
"For you, I'd resort to good."
"No, that's not necessary. I like my guys bad." I said, trailing a finger down his chest and chortling. Harry flew at me and tried to "peck" my lips. I took out a conveniently placed butcher's cleaver and an evil grin alighted my face. Harry ran with a "BEEEGGAAAARRRRKKKYYYY CHICKEN!" and I turned my attention back to Malfoy. Suddenly Malfoy was lifted into the air and I saw Christian holding him by his collar.
I spluttered and tried to shove Paul off me. Suddenly his head jerked up and he sniffed the air.
"He is still here" he screamed.
"Who is?" asked Ben.
"You Know Who" Stammered Paul.
"Who? Voldemort?" I asked, coming to and becoming aware of my surroundings.
"No…" he hissed. "Barney"
Everyone gasped, even Draco. A small shadow moved underneath the stadium.
"Noooooooo" a teenybopper screamed picking up the unusually but conveniently placed cleaver. She leapt at the shadow and started hacking away but when she emerged instead of Barney she was holding up a very familiar face…
"SWEETUMS" yelled James/Jamesina popping out of nowhere. The dead trout hang limply at the teenybopper's side. "You…You..."
He/she burst into tears which looked very strange. I mean if you were looking at someone and he/she all of a sudden popped and was replaced by a small shower of water, what would you do? Anyway the trout suddenly sprang to life and started singing.
"Bom Bom Bom Bom" began the trout.
"Noooooo" cried Christian and covered his ears.
"He is doing it all wrong" he continued.
"Timmy the terrible trout is real AHHHHH" yelled Ben and ran out of the stadium. I shook my head and wandered back home
"What a weird day" I muttered to myself "I wish this day would end right now"
Suddenly the world went white. I looked around and saw a1 and Jasmine looking around wondering what was going on. I groaned and slapped myself.
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