an Emu on Acid's Humour Page (an Emu on Acid's Humour Page)
Question: What is the difference between Communism and a Macintosh?
Answer: In theory, Communism works!
Here is my personal selection of humour files, i hope you enjoy 'em!
P.S. i got most of these files from: http://pilot.msu.edu/~puttwill/index.htm and they deserve credit!
Assimilate This: Borg Taglines
200 Ways to Annoy Your Roommate
50 Fun Things for Professors to Do
50 Fun Things to do in an Elevator (besides sex)
You Know you are addicted to Magic: The Gathering when...
Final Exam from the Firery Depths of Hell
Famous Last Dungeons and Dragons Words
30 Fun things to do in your car
45 Fun things to do with a paper you don't care about
50 Generally Annoying things to do
Why Canadians are SO MUCH BETTER than Americans
20 Fun things to do in a public washroom
30 Signs Technology has Taken Over your life + Funny Joke Bonus
22 Ways to Annoy Everyone using ICQ (i actually wrote this myself!)
Contact me if you have anything to contribute (espicially One Liners)
E-mail Me - naturax@hotmail.com
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You need to know that i'll be watching you drown- I mean, uh, you need to know that if you like Subspace, you damn well better buy the full version, unless of course, you are a masochist and you enjoy Demo beats. And please, PUH-LEESE take the tutorial unless, of course, you are a masochist and you enjoy newbie beats.
To all Tenants:
Please don't feed the tomatoes.
Thank you,
The Management
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