Be  MY  StalKeR 

Every Diva on this web has her own stalker.  Well heck, I want one too.  Sure I’m just a month old Diva newborn, but I got needs!  I want me a stalker.

Are you in need of someone to stalk?  Please browse over my requirements and see if  YOU just might  find a home for your staking needs right here on my Page!         I’m sorry but I won’t apologize for being selective when it comes to choosing a stalker.  If I’m gonna be pestered and combative with someone, I want it to be some one who isn’t playing with a full deck but can fire on all cylinders.  I can’t think of anymore cliches.

Here are a few of my requirements: · Must be male · Must be a snappy dresser.  No white socks with sandals    OKAY? · Must be strong enough to take my abuse.  And oh baby can I dish it out.  Testimonials. · Must use spell check.  Cos everre one knowes speelin countz. · Must have a MATURE DEMENTIA.  Not one of these Ritalin crazed , attention deficit types.  I want  mental illness seasoned with years of psychotic drugs and sanitarium confinement. · No WeiRd tYpInG. · You may have bald spots, pot bellies, wear hush puppies, need viagra, use coupons, forget to floss, snore, hem with tape, eat the middle of an Oreo first and/or chew pencils. · Oh heck, just apply. I’ll take anything.

 

There is no form.  Just put "stalker application" in the subject.  I will post entries and select one as As my stalker selection, you will have a place to vent your hatred or obsession for me.  A page all your own.  I will post your rantings along with my witty replies.  I will bestow on you lavish awards…as soon as I learn how to make them.  I expect this to be a working partnership to make this page a web legend.  Okay just give me something I can post OKAY? View the applicants and then cast your vote for my permanent stalker. Stalker number one: PO Stalker number two: Kingcreon Stalker number three: Eros Stalker number four:  John Holmes   [ Prev | Random | Next ]