*Stalker Applicants*
THE FIRST APPLICATION HAS ARRIVED! And has been dismissed!
check out applicant number two

POTTY MOUTH YOU HAVE BEEN FIRED!
Pack your crap and GO!
 

The first stalker award goes to PO for this email:

 B
Please remove all reference of PO from your web pages. If you are going to be a bitch do it right! You didn't "fire" me because of my "POTTY MOUTH," you fired me because you could not stand the fact that I did not want you.
PO
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GEEEEE   I MIGHT JUST CRY !
THOUGHT YOU WANTED A STALKER.
STALKERS USE "POTTY MOUTH SOMETIMES
BYE
LOVE PO

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Yo,
   You must think I am a stupid hick or something......Well think about this.....I enjoyed my little tour of your computer files this AM, but because I am a nice guy I will keep all gathered imfo to myself. You lie so much you no longer no what the truth is. Your page is full of SH*T (lies) your e-mail is full of SH*T(lies). Georgia peach my *ss!!!!! Southern PRUNE is more like it!!!!!! Screw you Eat me and NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER forget KENNY KENNY KENNY KENNY KENNY................................................................................................................................................................................................!
Have a nice night
FXXX you
I don't WAN'T you
YOU only think so
HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE EH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    COPY AND PASTE THIS YOU SELF PROCLAIMED DIVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Your page is still junk, you are still being STALKED and I don't really care what you think about my choice of words. You only have one more STALKER and he is nothing but a CHUMP. Pennywise says "I bet that guy goes wee wee wee all the way home and I bet he does it in his pants! HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
i LoVE THis GaME !!

Hey quit the weird TyPiNG. THaT WaS OnE oF mY sTIPuLaTioNs.  Well you may have point about the other stalker.  Maybe Shakespeare's ghost killed him for impersonating a sonnet.  But as for the rest of your whining....YAWN.  NEXT!
 

This was his first attempt

   From:
        POBOXI69@aol.co
HE  HE HE HE HE HE HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 well it ain't much of a start, but thanks PO.
 

   Who do you think kills poor little Kenny ??
Wow I'm impressed.....first one eh.
Seems to me there must be a lot more stalkers out there. If I list my qualifications I would be letting the cat out of the bag so to speak. Live with it.."I'm watching you"as we say in the stalking business. This just could turn out to be more fun than you imagined.  HE HE HE HE HE HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

PO you are really working hard at this!  Keep it up!

 ~~PO's qualifications~~

From: PO BOX I69
To: Blissley

1. I love lead........  .45 cal. preferred but .22 cal is cool because it rides along the bones
2. Good news .....I got rid of the Ax Murder Image Last week
3. Nothin' like a case of Bud and 3mgs. of Xanax....makes me forget.
4. I chase moving trains.
5. I consider Stephen King my HERO.
6. Pennywise the clown is my ROLE MODEL
7. Yes I have been institutionalized. I was "necked" sittin in the park at noon. What can I say ....more Xanax please!
8. I love to take my dates to the cemetary....I normally leave them there.
9. I work with a bunch of WOMEN.......there for I have an unhealthy disrespect for most.
10. HONEY......I'M HOOOMMMEEEEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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 Blissley:  if I have other applicants are you gonna murder them?
 PO BOX I69:  death may be their Santa Clause !
 PO BOX I69:  you are all mine Bliss
 Blissley:  well hot damn

UPDATE:  2/16/99

Oh PO...thanks for the write up in my guestbook.  It's about time you started earning your keep.  Too bad i had to TELL you how to be a stalker.  SHEESH.  All you wanted was me.  Now that you have competition you finally quit writing love letters and start applying yourself and your lousy stalker skills.  Man, what does a girl have to do to get a decent stalker?

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