Subject:
        efficacy of venetian blinds
   Date:
        Fri, 19 Feb 1999 15:29:02 -0800 (PST)
   From:
         <i_stalk_blissley_to_the_end@yahoo.com>
     To:
        blissley@geocities.com
Dearest Blissley-poo,

I want you to know, from the gushiest part of my heart, how much I
miss your contours next to me. How much I miss the endless fountain of
my tongue oozing the pathways of your deli-juicy neck. The sheer
bi-solipsistic bliss we shared, nose to nose, when the vision that
close would make us two Cyclopes making love. I want you to know I
miss your famous wiggliness, and the fantastic sex made possible by
it. Of course you may not remember any of this because it happened in
12th Century France. That's beside the point.
Resenting the notion that I would have to apply to stalk my soulmate,
I'm just gonna jump right in.
I hope your pool is not too shallow.
Eros, Ed Geinstein

Gee Eros...this was interesting.  Catchy email address.  Was my name Marie back then?  I bet I had big ole hair.  That's why I must like it today.  Oh jump in the pool...head first...it's been drained since summer.  Bliss