| Title | Description | Author |
|---|---|---|
| Remembrance of Things Past | BBS manifesto. | Linda MacIntyre |
| Invictus | A poem about perseverance. | W. E. Henley |
| On the Turning Away | Song lyrics. | Pink Floyd |
| Fluffy Bunny | The Holiday Trilogy Part I | The Fallen |
| Uncle Fallen's Fun Tooth Fairy Adventure | The Holiday Trilogy Part II | The Fallen |
| Santa Claus Is Cuming...To Town | The Holiday Trilogy Part III | The Fallen |
| Barney "Rubble" | Violence and sodomy. | The Fallen |
| Man's Child | Animal-human hybrid support speech. | The Guardsman |
| What's the Matter with Kansas? | 19th century anti-Populist rhetoric. | William Allen White |
| Unabomber Quote | Thoughts on technology. | The Unabomber |
| A Modest Proposal | 1729 satirical essay. | Jonathan Swift |
| Not Waving but Drowning | Misunderstood. | Stevie Smith |
| In Memoriam | A short, famous quote from a long poem. | Alfred, Lord Tennyson |