Last updated: 5/25/2001
I am approaching the disk quota here and so new stuff will be available here.
Goodies (PG)
Jokes (PG-13)
- Sample tests: Chinese TOEFL, and test
given to Gong Li for entering Beijing University (in Chinese)
- Letter to the parents of kidnapped girl (in Chinese)
- Dating guide for chinese
- Weekdays: what they feel like to people
of different ages
- Combo #5 -- a song ripping off mambo #5 (zip file)
- Carpool in California
- Jokes about New Orient (Xin1 Dong1 Fang1): New Orient is a
cult! and New Orient's important announcement
- Stupid warnings found on product packaging
- Email on cafeteria at Nanjing University
- Who wants to marry a software engineer?
- Hi-tech gadgets: stand support, rainy
days, flu season, nursing dad, easy eyedrop, nap anytime, bread and butter, instant noodle made
easy.
- Prank phone call (in Chinese)
- Stock trader's word of wisdom
- Split microsoft? Why not Bill Gates!
- When it's all about computer: reboot, help!,
arts.
- What are you looking at! and Meow!
- Pig's dream (in Chinese)
- 4 Chinese characters (in Chinese)
- Some small Chinese jokes: parachuting, zao4
jiu4, dong1 xi1, cycling.
- Only You! -- sound track from Da4 Hua4 Xi1 You2
- Li Peng In fighting the flood (in Chinese)
- Beautiful poems: bamboo, spring (in
Chinese).
- Meeting's transcript (in Chinese).
- CCTV sports commentators' transcripts (in Chinese)
- Scene from millitary drills (in Chinese)
- Where is it now? (in Chinese)
- Story about history (in Chinese)
- Have you seen it? -- story on a bus in Chinese
- Evolution diagram -- how things go wrong
- Ice Cream, You Scream! -- news story in Chinese
- Escape from lion (in Chinese)
- How do you like my novel? (in Chinese)
- Amnesia -- it's a terrible thing
- Old Courtroom Jokes -- still funny
- Skinny, wanna get lucky? (in Chinese)
- Broken neon signs (in Chinese)
- How to get free lunch -- new story in Chinese
- Couple in movie theater (in Chinese)
- Electricians at work (in Chinese)
- Ode to Mulan -- internet edition in Chinese
- Dumbest Criminals (cartoon, zip file, unzip to dumb_thieves.htm)
- How would you like it? (in Chinese)
- Shocked (in Chinese)
- Sidewalk delight (in Chinese)
- Gossip (in Chinese)
- Speeding
- Cheering (in Chinese)
- Xidu In Sydney (in Chinese)
- Brain twister
- Whistle in soccer field (in Chinese)
- Zorro and his mistress (in Chinese)
- Let me explain
- Puzzle about Dui4 Lian2 (knowledge of Chinese
literature needed)
- Olympics trials video clips: 1, 2, 3, and 4 -- it is not impossible for us to compete
in the Olympics.
- 5-day trip to India (in Chinese)
- Help!
- Genetic Lenses! (news excerpt in Chinese)
- Cartoons about religion: Moses Taking a Bath, Noah's Ark
- Fine For Parking
- Presidential Dance-Off (.zip file)
- Tap Water Tasting Funny Lately? (news excerpt in Chinese)
- Santa Can't Make It This Christmas
- Christmas Snowflakes
- Alcohol Warnings
- Oddly Enough: Orgasm Machine?
- Mrs. Lonefold's 2 Pets
- Making Fun of Female Body Parts: Breasts and Fat Belly.
- Gotta Make the Quota!
- A Beautiful Songs for Single Men (in Chinese)
Jokes (Vulgar and/or Toilets)
Jokes (Mature Topics; Can Be Offensive)
Geocities. Copyrights by their respective
creators and/or me.
Email hot90000@yahoo.com if you've
got jokes that have to make the list.
