Alcohol Warnings

The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and other alcoholcontainers. These are some of the suggestions.

WARNING--the consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING--the consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead and knees.

WARNING--the consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter.

WARNING--the consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING--the consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happens to your pants.

WARNING--the consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING--the consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an ass hole.

WARNING--the consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again.

WARNING--the consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying to hear from you at 4am.

WARNING--the consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

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