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Wankboro gets a lot of e-mail each day from pork rind eating sissies, hence the need for guidelines:

1. Read the FAQ, FAQ, FAQ.
2. All insulting or obscene messages will probably be deleted unless the Rev. has one of his world famous mood swings- in which case: @#$% !@#! #*&$%^#&#@ @!%^*&$**&^ *#&&$(*&$&^$^#...and another thing.. @#!#%&...*&@#$&*....#@*&($&...Ephesians You dirty crack w@#^@#! @#$!!!!
3. Any e-mails containing threats will be immediately reported to the FBI. Speaking of which, the FBI employs PORK EATERS- and thus is an abomination unto the Lord! G-d curse and damn them all to hell! Why if they don't stop it...
4. Thou shalt not preach unto me doctrines contrary to that of the ONE TRUE KHRISTIAN FAITH, and for those of you unawares of what that ONE TRUE FAITH is, I couldn't give a damn what you thought. We have the Wholly Bible, the Word of God, the Lamb of God, and also the relic of the one true kross in the attic of our handy dandy multipurpose kult-kompound®. What more could a MAN need?...well a hundred of Shlomo's wives couldn't hurt...

NOTE: If you say "God loves every living creature," then my question to you is why did Jeezus kill the swine? Why did he send a giant comet 4,000 years ago which made the dinosaurs go extinct, and led Fred Phlinstone to repopulate the earth?

If you aren't a pansy Pork Roaster , please

e-mail us at RevEugeneDumasday@godhatesporkchops.com

If your feelings are "hurt", why don't you go get your friend Beelzebub to do something about it!

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