PEARLS & SWINE DIGEST
Welcome. If you eat pork chops and other swine related products be advised that G-D HATES YOU! A LOT! QUITE A BIT! WITH A VENGEANCE! A THOUSAND DAMNATIONS IN GEHENNA WOULD NOT QUENCH THE ABSOLUTE DISGUST WITH WHICH HE VIEWS YOUR TRICHINOSIS INFESTED, CHITLIN EATIN' LARD BELLY!
Other than that please enjoy Wankboro "110% Biblical" Church's homepage! The only place on the world wide web where you'll hear the Gospel truth about the other white meat.
"G-D HATES PORK CHOPS" -- though offensive to swine gulping maggots, is a profound metaphysical statement which encompasses the full infinitude of the Lord's infinite hatred. These simple words, fully ANALYZED reveal implications that will astound any swineherd:
- "G-D" is BIG! And Strong! And Tough! He eats his wheaties- not the greasy bacon filth of impure goyiim. So watch who you're messing with Mister!
- God's "HATE" involving everlasting punishment of all mankind except the chosen three (AND I AIN'T GIVING UP MY SEAT) in Hell FOREVER! (e.g., Sadism 20:13,23, Primative Tribal Religion 5:5, Masochism 11:5, Torture 1:1-3, 9:11-13, Doublethink 7:13,23, Irreason 12:39-40, 1 MetaMemes 2:8, 4, Millenial Fever 13:8, 20:15, 21:27, etc.), and
- the certainty that all impenitent OINKOMITES (using the beautific symbol of "PORK CHOPS" as the similacrum for pork consumption) will inevitably go to Hell (e.g., Blind Faith 1:18-32, 1 Zoroastrian Relicts 6:9-11, 1 Candyland 1:8-11, Immortality for Nimrods 7:12 , etc.). (If you have concerns with our use of the word "swine" then buzz off, or we'll call you a bunch of nasty synonyms for hellfire fodder.)
The only lawful food is that defined in the Bible by Halacha- EVERY OTHER WAY of eating is an ABOMINATION IN THE SIGHT OF THE LORD G-D! To have different tastes in food is to follow the devil's path, in which case we might as well believe in EVILUTION, SECULAR INHUMANISM, and horror upon horrors, the Presidency of Billy Clinton, adulterer and sex pervert at large!
We hear oh so much about Pork in Washington, and why is that!? Because this is the nation of the Antichrist! Things get worse and worse every day after single day! We are fallen Babylon! Jeezus Khrist our Lord and Savior is absent from our classrooms, bathrooms, bedrooms, laboratories, teevees, motion pictures, comic books, churches, leather undergarments- Jeezus is absent from our knick-knacks and paddy whacks! And yet SWINE CONSUMPTION is praised in the Streets! Pork Rinds can be found at every grocer! Come on folks! We had better put the Gee! back in Jeezus, the Fun back in Fundamentalist! Amen!
JIHAD UPDATE:
Jewish Elders Lift Ban on Ham! - The Nation of Israel has not long before the wrath of HaShem- and a collective "oy vey" is to be heard from house to house.
- Olyhay Iblebay Histay seey otaltay lasphemybay.