Mmm... Parodies... soooo tasty.
Okay, so I probably should explain these parodies, even though it would be really funny not to, and have you struggle, trying to find out why or how someone could write these works of crap or where the symbolism to the bible is. But then, y'all would get enormously frustrated, hate me, never visit my site again, and make a voodoo doll of me and stick multiple pins and a few blunter objects in it. But I want you to visit my site, so I guess I'll explain. It all started, way back during the Mexican Revolution. *dream sequence begins, strange, dream sequence noises do their thing, abruptly stop, then make a slowing-down "wahhh wahhh wahhhhh" noise.*
Oh. I should probably mention at this time, that by Mexican Revolution, I mean during school one day. *dream sequence refuses to start, Sandy gives it a kick, it bites her, she goes in for a tetanus shot.*
Okay, so my friend Irma and I were in class one day, not paying attention, when I was trying to recall some song lyrics. Instead, I failed miserably. Then we decided to make parodies instead of recalling song lyrics instead of paying attention in class. Yes. And you KNOW the strange kind of humor/imagination I have, and Irma is my brain TWIN, therefore you KNOW what kind of strange/funny/loss-of-faith-in-mankind-oh-no-are-they-really-our-future inducing songs these are. ENJOY!
(By the way, for those of you who've been to Irma's website, these pages will look vaguely familiar. VAGUELY.
The first of many. Too many.
Can you GUESS which state I live in!??!
This one is just... odd. Irma and I laughed for HOURS at this. HOURS.
Oh the headache that these will cause you.
Have you ever had those spicy Asian peas? It's an acquired taste. As is the song.