Silicon Guy
(“Silicon Girl” by Eiffel 65)
by Irma and me
created while I was brushing my teeth/in History of the Americas class

(All that I want is a silicon guy... silicon guy...)
(So marry me and buy me a pie... pie...)

I was driving in my car
I was going to see
In which big ass house I could find you in
Should I ring the bell?
Oops I tripped and fell
and bloodied up your golden steps

Your maid she came to see
what was wrong with me
She was checking her stocks on her big screen
She chased me off the lawn
straight into your pond
where the fish nipped at my toes

Cuz all that I want is a silicon guy
With 6 mil a day and a really nice tie
Sha la la la la la you’re my silicon guy
so marry me and buy me a pie

Don’t release the dogs
got hives from the frogs
God I hate your stupid pond get me outta here
Time to find a guy
who can keep me dry
And who’ll feed me apple pie

Cuz all that I want is a silicon guy
With 6 mil a day and a really nice tie
Sha la la la la la you’re my silicon guy
so marry me and buy me a pie

(...All that I want is a silicon guy...)
(...Marry me and buy me a pie...)

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