C Lai's Humour
These are some of the jokes I have received by e-mail
from my friends or I found on the internet.
If you have a good joke and want to share it
with others, please do not hesitate and send it to me.
Please note that most of these jokes have adult themes and sexual references.
For those who are under the age of 18, I'm sure
you will want a good laugh and read these anyway.
So, just don't tell your parents...
If you like the jokes here, then please forward this site to your friends.
3 stages
of sex
3 Chinese
tortures
84 ways to
know if you are Chinese
9 sex jokes
Computer
related acronyms
Actually,
I am...
Typical Asian
Female
hormones in beer?
Big
ass grill
The Gender
of computers
Brand name
condoms
Confuscius
say...
The definition
of Hong Kong people
A drunken
man in a church
11 reasons
why e-mail is like a penis
Comprehending
engineers
French
vs. American
Fruit
General Motors
vs. Microsoft
The
good, the bad and the ugly
Reasons
why it is great to be men
Guys of our
generation
Husband
& wife
Love dress
on a granny
The
male thought process
Facts about
men and women
Old men at
a whorehouse
An old lady
and the bet
Perfect
Woman, perfect man, or Santa Clause
Funny quotes
from Seinfeld
Explaining
sex to the young son
Doody humour
(The Shit List)
Stages
of life
Differences
between surveyors and Engineers
Tired
of work? I wonder why...
Top 10
things that sound dirty, but is not
Top 10 reasons
why golfing is better than sex
The vet bill
Chemical element:
WOMAN
Two fleas
3 daughters and their noises
Asking the teacher
How the baby brother was killed
The barrel
Blind man and wood
Bill Clinton's clock
Definitely...
Who's doing the dishes
The doctor
The female donkey and the troops
Gandhi
The Halloween Party
Last Night
Last words
E-mail to the widow
The nun and the hippie
The pills
The priest
Screw
The signal
Sign language
Two old men in wheelchairs
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