One day in 1961 a boy was going to pick up his girlfriend Carrie. He arrived at the door and her father answered.
                He said that she was not ready yet so he could sit down and have a drink. "what are you two doing tonight," asked
                the father. "We are only going to the soda shop or the movies," he said in reply. "Why don't you two go out and screw?
                I heard all the kids are doing it," said the father. "Excuse me?" asked the boy "Yes screw. Carrie loves to screw.
                She'd screw all night if we let her." said the father. This arose a smile on the boy's face. Minutes later Carrie walked down
                the stairs in her Poodle skirt. The two walked out together. "Have fun!" said the father winking to the boy.

                And off they went.

                Ten minutes later Carrie walked back in yelling "DAMMIT DADDY IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!"