An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business
                trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel in Florida, he decided to send
                his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his
                best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly
                preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail,
                she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. Her family rushed into
                the room and saw this note on the screen:

                DEAREST WIFE: JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.

                P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.