Intro to Davey's Page

Welcome 2 My Page

    Ok. So, i FINALLY put some shiet up on my personal piece of cyber space. I figure I will take the time to now tell you a few things about my site.

   First of all, i've had a website for over 2 years now (i think). And in all that time i've had a few thousand hits. I know, you're thinking, "Whoa! popular guy!" Well, save your jealousness for someone else. Becuase as it appears from the signatures in my guestbook over the life of my webpage, it has been the same damn 6 or 7 people visiting my page over and over and over again. That and the occasional aol freak that i give the link to just so they make the hit counter go up.
note: you can tell those aol poeple from the others cause they are usually the ones that put some weird/stupid shit in the guestbook like "give me a call" or "lets hang out soon." PSH! AS IF!
So yeah...same poeple over and over agian. I have one thing to say to you people: When you sign the g.b. use aliases and shiet to throw poeple off and at least make ME THINK that all this effort isnt going un-noticed. Make me feel cool poeple!

   You know, i just re-read this and i noticed i actually used the phrase "As If." I'm sorry.

   Ok. Also, to people that do not know me personally: Do not think that this page fully and accurately portrays the REAL david clark. This is just a splinter of david's personality put forth in order to amuse you. It in no way represents all of david. Cause if it did, the font would be at least 7 inches.

   One more thing, NO i do not have dislexia or epilepsy ok, they are only typos. so if you are an English major, or are am advocate or lobbyist for GRAMMER CHECK, I warn you now, youa re going to have one hell of a time deciphering some of my shiet.

One FINAL thing. I just recent;y realized this about the slang word "sup", as in:

"Yo trick, sup with you and muh boy doing the freak behind muh back <SLAP!!> DAT'S RIGHT!!"
or
"Hey man, sup?"
Anyway, you need to be careful when typing it. It is in fact a very vulgar word. OK. follow me here. You see one of your friend's on line, who just happens to be the girlfriend of one of your other friends, or the sister of your friend. so you decide to send them an IM or icq message to say hello. so you go to type "sup?". But, you accidently make a typo. which is easy if you type quickly like me. watch the typos that can occur:

sup, sup, sup, sup, sups, spus, spu, SPU
ya see that? you just accidently syped "spu." or even you might do this common one:

sup, sup, sps, pss, pus, PUS
you just typed PUS. you see! and then you send it and upon reading your message the receiver gets all turned on and your friend finds out and gts all mad at you for flirting and talking nasty with his girl or his sister. anyway..be careful.

Ok. i think that is all the bullshit i can think of righ tnow. maybe i'll write more later and tell you all how to make pipe bombs or something. they're pretty popular lately.

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