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10/30/00 05:54:47
| Comments: You're here, I'm here...let's get it on! |
| Comments: i looked up your profile and somehow i got here. ew. btw...if you know any lesbos who live in Baltimore, MD hook me up! or if you get your penis chopped of in some sort of "accident" one day when your in the area , mail me... ill lick your wounds clean. e ! yucky! did i just say that? |
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| Comments: *Whatever happened to your line -- "name for a hot, kinky, asian chick..." ?? I have the name and phone# of a FINE one of the above, but I think you're already doing her. Wanna compare notes |
| Comments: Davey, what the hell? all of your links are "still in progress". Get with it. why would I come here to be bored? I could stay home and watch CBS for that! |
| Comments: @ first i really wasnt sure whether or not to open your email with all those viruses and things...but i decided why the hell not...and when i read your profile you sound like a pretty cool guy, a little conceited (but hey everyone is...whether they say it or not)...i really like your web page it was pretty fun to read, because i write the same way you do, in a thousand and one directions with no clear thought or intention. anyways... i just moved out here to LA from jersey, and well i really have no clue on what the hell to do out here! i love clubbing (i can't emphasize that enough....i'm used to nyc clubs) and going out late at night to party...so, i've been locked up primarilly be ween my hotel room and my job as a receptionist here in LA and well, i'd love to talk to you sometime you sound awesome... danielle (kneepads) |
| Comments: i don't know if you realize this, dave, but it seems as if your website is visited almost exclusively jail bait tramps and homosexuals. |
| Comments: Well I ran into this webpage and thought it was cool.. yes I do surf in San Diego and yes I am Gay.. More bi though! Have fun, be cool, get along with others, lifes to short be so mean. Lucas~~ |
| Comments: like the award winning website dude! |
| Comments: Gosh. This is the first time I checked your website. Seems like you've got a whole little e-harem thing going on in your guestbook. So does that make me another one of those "AOL psychos"? I hope not. |
| Comments: Hi David, Just thought I'd throw a bone your way since you asked for it so nicely! Gonna suck on it? Oh I forgot.. you don't suck lol Luv ya! Kisssss |
| Comments: the above fo' your entertainment |
| Comments: David-stop being so stuck up-when are you going to give it to me? I am tired of waiting! |
| Comments: im bored. what better way to satisfy my boredom by getting all arroused reading my guestbook. |
| Julia - 03/20/00 04:37:50 My Email:somakitten@aol.com do you suck?: yeah, if you want me to..I have no problem with going down,as long as you do me Someone you really dont like: Andrew If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: yeah, I don't know what the butt-to-hip tap dance is... A fantasy of yours: to score a lot |
Comments: umm..for some reason you're on ym buddy list and I decided to look at you profile to try and jog my mmory, but I have no clue who you are. anyways, than I decided I was gonna look at your web page and that's when I ran across this thing. so then I decided that I should probably sign it seeing as how I had nothing better to do than sit here and pick my nose and wipe my boogers under the computer desk. so here I am...alright, I'm leaving now. bye butthole. |
| Julia - 03/20/00 04:29:38 My Email:somakitten@aol.com do you suck?: yeah, if you want me to..I have no problem with going down,as long as you do me Someone you really dont like: Andrew If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: yeah, I don't know what the butt-to-hip tap dance is, so I probably don |
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| Whitney - 02/23/00 19:13:34 My Email:queenz_e@yahoo.com do you suck?: suck, suck, suck Someone you really dont like: um, i'm an all-loving person If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: back that ass up name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: you know, that chick with the boob job, brittney |
Comments: i'm a big fine woman why dont i back that ass up |
| SpankmeDC - 02/21/00 02:18:41 My Email:Ashlinjack@aol.com do you suck?: Only if you're realllllllly nice.... Someone you really dont like: Something....sanity If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: ...hmmm... names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: YOU and ME! name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: I'm sorry...is there one? A fantasy of yours: To go down on you....yes, you know who you are...Mr. Computer-Bruin-Boy |
Comments: ...He drove up to the house...Looked at himself in the mirror...opened his door...walked to the front door...knocked on it...She appeared...Grey outfit...she drove his car..."wanta come up"...into the room...on the bed... |
| Jessica - 02/17/00 22:15:18 do you suck?: nope Someone you really dont like: the girl who signed above me If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: again, the girl above me names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: Peewee Herman and Brad Pitt (when he had that weird eye in 12 Monkeys) name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: the girl, Megan, above me A fantasy of yours: going out with Homer Simpson |
Comments: xoxo |
| megan - 02/17/00 22:10:16 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Film/8536/index.html do you suck?: no |
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| jesus rudolpho christ - 02/04/00 12:33:26 My Email:whatdat@whodat.whodat? do you suck?: sluts suck. boners at imopportune times suck. poop in da pants suck. Someone you really dont like: soompi the moompi If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: what a girl wants, what a girl needs.....that girl! names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: sachet, moogoogaipan, and shing wing da ping name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: shaga daga who magga poopoo A fantasy of yours: being cool |
Comments: came here by way of a link on joyces world homepage. i stumbled onto that page while jacking off. shiny keyboard. yummy. blah. shooki. anyway, the picture of you on the main page mr. clark looks like david berkowitz..son of sam. dog talker. poop e ter. why you gotz ta playa hate? i aint no playa. i just like to eat alot. boom jiggy jiggy shooga. whoa, this sucks. any chickas wanna feed me kentucky fried chicken? i gotz a me some pizza pie. poopy. hahahhahahahhahah. man i crack myself up. i m retarded. later. nice page. |
| DAVID - 02/03/00 10:52:22 My URL:You're Here names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: these questions ae so lame..im sorry people |
Comments: If Calvin isnt one of my friends fucking around,and is who i think he is, ima gonna beat your fucking little bitch ass Calvin |
| kriznutsz - 02/03/00 05:56:18 My Email:magnani@usc.edu do you suck?: suck..swallow...whatever makes you happy. Someone you really dont like: My fucking BITCH ASS dirty, FAT, Slob of a roommate. If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: ...hmm... |
Comments: davey, nice change from your old page...i got kinda sick of that big ass fucking picture of you on the homepage...(jk)..anyway, I'm working on my site slowly so, I expect that you'll be finishing up yours to give me some ideas. Oh...and, btw...refresh my memory ..but, didn't the TROJANS whooooop the bruins back to back in football and basketball this year? Damnnn boy...ouch! "SUP" with that? |
| Sha-nay-nay - 01/31/00 00:06:53 My URL:http://www.shanaynay.com/ My Email:SHANAYNAY do you suck?: and fuck Someone you really dont like: my older brother If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: the one and only............Davey! names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: Britney and Christina.......Justin and Nick (uh, yeah) name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: Astrid A fantasy of yours: To eat out as many guys as possible |
Comments: "Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they gots somethin' to say but nothin' comes out when they move their lips, juss a buncha gibberish, and muthfuckas act like they forgot about Dre!!!" |
| Amanda Bear - 01/25/00 02:25:12 do you suck?: what does this question refer to? Someone you really dont like: I like everyone....yeah right! My half-sister (don't ask) If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: my best friend Samantha! names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: Amanda & Samanths....David & Micha (not mispelled) name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: kindaliketopokeya (haha) A fantasy of yours: Me, a tall dark and handsome man, feeding me strawberries and cool-whip (HAS TO BE COOL-WHIP) and making love next to a fire place all night long! |
Comments: David, you seem like a nice person, hopefully we can become friends!!! Love, Amanda |
| Calvin - 01/18/00 16:14:12 My Email:Does it matter? do you suck?: Not half as much as your mom! Someone you really dont like: You If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: fuck you names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: fuck you name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: fuck you A fantasy of yours: not fuck you |
Comments: Eat shit you pig fucking basterd... I have no idea why I'm so mean. |
| John Shaft - 01/13/00 00:01:23 My Email:JShaft@ucla.edu do you suck?: the Shaft does not suck, but rather is himself sucked. true that, bro. Someone you really dont like: the Man If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: anyone i dam well please names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: the Shaft doesn't waste his massively proportioned PYTHON on non-sistas'. word name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: dat freak who plays ling on ally mcbeal. now dat be some egg foo YUM! A fantasy of yours: to have all the white folks turn black fo' a day and myself into one hard assed policeman givin' they all the bizness with my baton |
Comments: dam! some weird-assed people insist on signing your guest book. aol people can't rightly be considered "people" in the literal sense of the word, now can they? |
| amber kitty :) - 01/12/00 11:59:45 do you suck?: and swallow Someone you really dont like: davey!! cuz he needs to update his page If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: davey...mmm... A fantasy of yours: lived them all |
Comments: hay baby, wussup!!! lol write me soon, k? miss you! and i never got my surprise! |
| Nikka - 01/09/00 07:48:21 My Email:EriJeSco@aol.com do you suck?: not yet Someone you really dont like: That bitch who sits in front of me in history. Yeah...she knows who she is. If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: Josh names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: Bambi, Butch, Resin, Rocko name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: Orchid |
Comments: David, You got a good page, just needs a little completion. (Just a little.) And a lot of updating. |
| Mellie Mel - 12/22/99 17:28:25 |
Comments: Hey Davey Clark, What's up?! Just thought I'd drop you a line. I'm at work and really bored. I'm off to Hawaii in a few hours for Xmas. I hope you have a cool christmas & a happy new year! By the way, you really should update your webpage. Ohh, and I like the freaky people who sign your guestbook. =) Take care and have a good vacation! |
| Genesis - 12/10/99 05:24:59 do you suck?: how deep? Someone you really dont like: Laura Casey If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: JC |
Comments: "I'm a genie in a bottle baby, gotta rub me the right way honey" |
| Danielle - 11/25/99 07:32:45 My Email:wildkitten85@hotmail.com do you suck?: um.. maybe... heheh Someone you really dont like: Jessica Whited If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: you A fantasy of yours: have sex on the beach |
Comments: I love your homepage,it is awesome. hehe , all my love could be shown to you. Dani hehe joking |
| Danielle - 11/25/99 07:30:41 My Email:wildkitten85@hotmail.com do you suck?: um.. maybe... heheh |
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| HOLLY - 11/24/99 11:14:29 My URL:http://expage.com/page/sugarbaby79 My Email:HOLDOG98@AOL.COM do you suck?: UGH =) Someone you really dont like: ??? If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: YOU names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: ME name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: MY FRIEND A fantasy of yours: U EATING ME |
Comments: I LOVE U DAVE CLARK!!! |
| Oliver - 11/17/99 00:30:44 My Email:dogiablo@ucla.edu |
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| Oliver - 11/17/99 00:18:43 My Email:dogiablo@ucla.edu do you suck?: if given enough money Someone you really dont like: bill cosby, the post cosby years If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: my roommate name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: mulva A fantasy of yours: i want to meet pikachu in person and, god willing, i will |
Comments: you know that trick where you tap up twice on the controller while simultaneously pressing the A, B, and C buttons together to get an infinite number of continues?-- you can apply it real life with the same results. |
| JAMGirl437 - 09/23/99 10:24:00 My Email:JAMGirl437@aol.com do you suck?: only if you ask me nicely If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: Fred durst of Limp Bizkit...the only man in the world that can pull off a cocky sway like that names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: Why do they hafta be White?? name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: jules A fantasy of yours: now if i told you that wouldn't be any fun would it?? |
Comments: WHOA! never thought I'd hear from you again... |
| amber kitty - 09/11/99 02:45:34 |
Comments: when are you going to update this damn page. i am really disappointed i never got my surprise. guess thats life huh? miss that cali life... |
| joyce - 09/10/99 08:37:55 My URL:http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~joyce |
Comments: hey punk....howz it hanging? and boy do i mean hanging. haha. i crack myself up. anyways, just wanted to let you know that i re-vamped my page again. but the only thing that is linked right now are the pages of pics and my gb. guess i'll try to add more s uff this weekend. sign my gb, please. :) |
| Lady Clover Pineapple of ff % 243 - 09/08/99 21:23:34 do you suck?: Like Monika Lewiniski! Someone you really dont like: Men that snore. If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: Sarah, the three-headed bird! names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: Martonia the pink toad, Brian Brain the half-eaten human on a stick, and myself, still acting after all these long years, except I write my own senile lines now, dear. name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: Lickin Slobber, A fantasy of yours: Lord Pineapple with a hard on! |
Comments: Took off my "e" and URL, sorry, dear Lord Peter said he'll put me away if I snorted again! I am 82, and I used to be famous, now I lie in a ditch of nothingness, sweetie. |
| =). - 09/03/99 02:11:38 |
Comments: why don't you change these darned questions??? let's see if this puppy works.... |
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"imma cap dat grumpy dwarf den pump my lovin into snow" - 08/28/99
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Comments: well since it said sign it im signing. but because i already spent a half hour signing your friend joyces gb i dont think ill type much here. |
| melissa - 08/28/99 04:34:15 |
Comments: hey davey, what's goin on? 'member me?? probably not. well, just thought i'd hit up your page while i'm waiting for my friends to get their butts over to my new apartment. it's a pretty sweet place really close to the gaslamp quarter, so we're gonna g over and pick up some studs for a night of passion. NEway, hope you're doing well and all. when you're famous and all, i can say i knew you way back when. have fun at ucla and study hard. lates =) |
| amber kitty - 08/28/99 02:36:05 do you suck?: i swallow Someone you really dont like: you...you never write :( |
Comments: write me ok???? miss me too!!!! lol...dont get in trouble now!!! puuurrrrr.... |
| Mella - 08/17/99 21:31:33 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Paris/Maison/4130/mella.html My Email:mella68@aol.com do you suck?: Blow Pops yeah....geez what a question Someone you really dont like: ummm dont know anyone If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: ummmm YOU? names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: Me my best friend you and I have no clue about he other guy lol name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: asian huh dont ask me A fantasy of yours: Having sex under a waterfall lol |
Comments: What kinda of love..... |
| amber - 08/02/99 14:39:56 |
Comments: i am back on! miss me? |
| camilla - 07/30/99 12:35:49 Someone you really dont like: my fucking coworkers |
Comments: hello, interesting life you lead. i try to tell these germans that california isnt like what they think, but your existence proves me wrong. much california love, what about the road trip??? |
| amber - 07/19/99 15:34:08 |
Comments: did u miss me? |
| Ray - 07/19/99 14:02:06 |
Comments: Finally updated, how amazing. Anyways, i just stopped to take a look cuz i am bored with all this jfk jr shit going on. i was looking at your guestbook and u got nothing but them aol women signing it. like u just know they are all are all fat cows mournin over jon jon's plane crash wishing only his wife had died cuz they woulda had a chance with the man. alright, back to some skiing, later. fuck i suck at that game |
| GINa - 07/17/99 16:43:35 My Email:ginateaze@aol.com do you suck?: I'd like to suck you If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: you names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: Gina...hehe ...Alexis.....Tyson.....Anthony name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: Leilani A fantasy of yours: To have a night of hot ,passionate sex with Davey........hehehe |
Comments: I want you ...you want me...so let's get together for some extasy.........teehee teehee |
| ivana fuckalot - 07/15/99 08:19:59 My Email:nope, i just fuck |
Comments: sup dude. thanks for updating yo' thoughts...so i guess that means i gotta start working on MY page, huh? bumpty bump....heehee. oh yeah, everytime 'wild wild west' comes on the radio and it's the part where they go 'wickee wickee wild' i always crack up uz i think of you. :) |
| amber kitty - 07/14/99 20:27:41 |
Comments: missing you hun... |
| - 07/13/99 08:17:01 |
Comments: poopie shoe poopie shoe.....you've got poopie all over your shoe =) |
| Kathleen - 07/12/99 09:04:46 My Email:SoCruel21@aol.com do you suck?: on occasion... Someone you really dont like: airtouch cellular.... If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: the cotton candy man at the Padres game names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: Madison & Jordan, Devan & James name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: Shawna A fantasy of yours: being serenaded.... |
Comments: Very funny home page, and so nice of you to share your daily thoughts....I'm sure we all feel the love. Hope your resolve your cat problem, and good luck as a Bruin. |
| amber - 07/12/99 02:53:02 |
Comments: that was supposed to say "knows HOW to lick her and stick her, what what" ok i screwed that up. anyways... |
| amber - 07/12/99 02:51:45 A fantasy of yours: "knows hot to lick her an stick her, what what" |
Comments: cum online already hun. missin you much. |
| amber - 07/09/99 07:09:39 My Email:amberc4614 A fantasy of yours: you hun :) |
Comments: you need to update your web page already. maybe add a quote from mark twain (see my profile... lol). k anyways, u r soooo gorgeous baby! hope u r not in trouble now! :) |
| - 07/08/99 08:46:51 |
Comments: poopie head...poopie head....you're a big poopie head.... |
| amber c. - 07/06/99 21:00:58 My Email:amberc4614@aol.com do you suck?: i swallow If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: daveybc of course names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: amber and lily, no guy! name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: no asian chick A fantasy of yours: a huge women orgy! |
Comments: nice pic...not as good as mine...lol |
| Nicole - 07/05/99 13:36:19 My Email:Nicole2997@aol.com do you suck?: yeah name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: ME! |
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| MeeshSD - 07/05/99 11:30:20 My Email:MeeshSD@aol.com do you suck?: nope |
Comments: you're funny! |
| Erynn - 07/03/99 10:34:33 My Email:ThespiErin@aol.com do you suck?: Only if asked politely Someone you really dont like: My inner child If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: My inner child names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: Victoria, Juliet, Xander and Drew name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: Sushiette A fantasy of yours: To be done with this signing . . . |
Comments: LOVE |
| David - 07/01/99 21:46:35 |
Comments: OK. you people do realize that this is my guestbook yes? and in MY guestbook you write messages to me. and of you know damn well that i dont understand german like you freaks so its quite obvious that the german is meant for me. so c'mon people. i get abo t 1 entry a month. lets make that one entry be for me. can we do that? huh people? throw me a freakin bone would you? anyone hungry? You want an ego? a pop tart? not even a hot-pocket? |
| joyce - 06/30/99 01:00:50 |
Comments: thanks for showing da love, sandy. heehee :) Ich hoffe, das alles mit dir gut geht. Eat some bratwurst for me, will ya? Yum. I'll email you later, k? Oh yeah, hi dave. Where the HELL are you, ya punk??!! Asleep probably, I bet. Pssh. |
| sandy - 06/29/99 15:43:39 Someone you really dont like: you! name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: joyce |
Comments: i wrote you a letter today at work, and i saved it as a txt file. but i cant send it right now, cuz this computer only has netscape and i cant open the file. anyway, just wanted to say hi! pick up the thing and check on patrick for me, okay? tschüß ö) |
| kennie - 06/13/99 18:49:38 |
Comments: hi da-bid. what's up? just stopped by to see what's new...but doesn't look like anything has changed....so update...you've got plenty of stories now...hee hee... |
| Ricky Martin - 06/05/99 06:08:18 My URL:livin mi vida loca Someone you really dont like: menudo (mexicans blow) If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: this cripple i know names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: george foreman II, george foreman III, georgina foreman II, georgina foreman III name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: medula oblangata A fantasy of yours: stapling a beenie baby to my eyelid and asking people, "am I weird?" |
Comments: hey, im just a random visitor coming through. actually i was browsing for mexican hate pages but i guess i shouldnt have entered "beeners beeners beeners....little ones, fat ones and ugly one....lotsa beeners." not quite sure how i ended up here after e tering that but who cares really. um, people traded guns in for la dodgers tickets. i bet is was those damn mexicans. but pinatas are cool. you know i hate mexicans because they're so damn poor. like one time this homeless mexian guy walks up to me and says, "dinero por favor." i say "no." he says, "money for my chiuaua...ah, cute chiuaua...he goes arf arf sometimes." i say, "no. " he says "money please...money sir." "no." i guess he didnt understand english very well but i didnt know how to transla e no into spanish. but i think i know now. ishouldve said something like "no-nito" or "ariba-ariba-andale-andale-no!" im sorry to go on like this on your webpage. but its fun. see, i just got let out of a mental institution. but im not whacky..i promise. pinky swear....redrum redrum redrum. they said that i wasnt feeling good in the head. i thought i felt fine. all my life fine. well, except for that time a mexican stuck his finger up my butt and force fed me tortillas all the while saying, "dees ees for your own good my sonny son son...holy guacomole your sphincter is tight.....how deed you get sucha tight sphinct r...." well i guess i should go back to altavista. thanks for the space. |
| Ricky Martin - 06/05/99 06:08:06 My URL:livin mi vida loca Someone you really dont like: menudo (mexicans blow) If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: this cripple i know names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: george foreman II, george foreman III, georgina foreman II, georgina foreman III name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: medula oblangata A fantasy of yours: stapling a beenie baby to my eyelid and asking people, "am I weird?" |
Comments: hey, im just a random visitor coming through. actually i was browsing for mexican hate pages but i guess i shouldnt have entered "beeners beeners beeners....little ones, fat ones and ugly one....lotsa beeners." not quite sure how i ended up here after e tering that but who cares really. um, people traded guns in for la dodgers tickets. i bet is was those damn mexicans. but pinatas are cool. you know i hate mexicans because they're so damn poor. like one time this homeless mexian guy walks up to me and says, "dinero por favor." i say "no." he says, "money for my chiuaua...ah, cute chiuaua...he goes arf arf sometimes." i say, "no. " he says "money please...money sir." "no." i guess he didnt understand english very well but i didnt know how to transla e no into spanish. but i think i know now. ishouldve said something like "no-nito" or "ariba-ariba-andale-andale-no!" im sorry to go on like this on your webpage. but its fun. see, i just got let out of a mental institution. but im not whacky..i promise. pinky swear....redrum redrum redrum. they said that i wasnt feeling good in the head. i thought i felt fine. all my life fine. well, except for that time a mexican stuck his finger up my butt and force fed me tortillas all the while saying, "dees ees for your own good my sonny son son...holy guacomole your sphincter is tight.....how deed you get sucha tight sphinct r...." well i guess i should go back to altavista. thanks for the space. |
| Ricky Martin - 06/05/99 06:08:03 My URL:livin mi vida loca Someone you really dont like: menudo (mexicans blow) If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: this cripple i know names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: george foreman II, george foreman III, georgina foreman II, georgina foreman III name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: medula oblangata A fantasy of yours: stapling a beenie baby to my eyelid and asking people, "am I weird?" |
Comments: hey, im just a random visitor coming through. actually i was browsing for mexican hate pages but i guess i shouldnt have entered "beeners beeners beeners....little ones, fat ones and ugly one....lotsa beeners." not quite sure how i ended up here after e tering that but who cares really. um, people traded guns in for la dodgers tickets. i bet is was those damn mexicans. but pinatas are cool. you know i hate mexicans because they're so damn poor. like one time this homeless mexian guy walks up to me and says, "dinero por favor." i say "no." he says, "money for my chiuaua...ah, cute chiuaua...he goes arf arf sometimes." i say, "no. " he says "money please...money sir." "no." i guess he didnt understand english very well but i didnt know how to transla e no into spanish. but i think i know now. ishouldve said something like "no-nito" or "ariba-ariba-andale-andale-no!" im sorry to go on like this on your webpage. but its fun. see, i just got let out of a mental institution. but im not whacky..i promise. pinky swear....redrum redrum redrum. they said that i wasnt feeling good in the head. i thought i felt fine. all my life fine. well, except for that time a mexican stuck his finger up my butt and force fed me tortillas all the while saying, "dees ees for your own good my sonny son son...holy guacomole your sphincter is tight.....how deed you get sucha tight sphinct r...." well i guess i should go back to altavista. thanks for the space. |
| Denise - 06/03/99 07:48:33 do you suck?: hell yeah |
Comments: Belated Happy Birthday, D!!! |
| Shawna aka Supergirl - 05/30/99 18:30:06 My Email:supergirl7359@yahoo.com do you suck?: it depends on what im sucking :0) Someone you really dont like: Hanson can suck it If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: my wannabe lover Herbert names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: Candy, Shawna and Herbert and David name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: Lorena A fantasy of yours: to be witht he one I love under the moonlight all night long |
Comments: I just wanted to say even though u don't know me I think you're super cool and never lose that great sense of humor u have cuz it might come in handy some day if it already hasn't(oh and i do not like that "im a fuck up button) i was trying it out and it rased everything |
| Shawna aka Supergirl - 05/30/99 18:29:57 My Email:supergirl7359@yahoo.com do you suck?: it depends on what im sucking :0) Someone you really dont like: Hanson can suck it If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: my wannabe lover Herbert names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: Candy, Shawna and Herbert and David name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: Lorena A fantasy of yours: to be witht he one I love under the moonlight all night long |
Comments: I just wanted to say even though u don't know me I think you're super cool and never lose that great sense of humor u have cuz it might come in handy some day if it already hasn't(oh and i do not like that "im a fuck up button) i was trying it out and it rased everything |
| Shawna aka Supergirl - 05/30/99 18:29:44 My Email:supergirl7359@yahoo.com do you suck?: it depends on what im sucking :0) Someone you really dont like: Hanson can suck it If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: my wannabe lover Herbert names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: Candy, Shawna and Herbert and David name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: Lorena A fantasy of yours: to be witht he one I love under the moonlight all night long |
Comments: I just wanted to say even though u don't know me I think you're super cool and never lose that great sense of humor u have cuz it might come in handy some day if it already hasn't(oh and i do not like that "im a fuck up button) i was trying it out and it rased everything |
| :). - 05/28/99 23:28:01 |
Comments: happy birthday! okay, it's not your birthday anymore, but at least i called you, right? have fun in vegas -- bye bye. (hi kendra!) |
| :). - 05/28/99 23:27:55 |
Comments: happy birthday! okay, it's not your birthday anymore, but at least i called you, right? have fun in vegas -- bye bye. (hi kendra!) |
| :). - 05/28/99 23:25:59 |
Comments: happy birthday! okay, it's not your birthday anymore, but at least i called you, right? have fun in vegas -- bye bye. (hi kendra!) |
| :). - 05/28/99 23:25:49 |
Comments: happy birthday! okay, it's not your birthday anymore, but at least i called you, right? have fun in vegas -- bye bye. (hi kendra!) |
| joyce - 05/28/99 04:00:42 |
Comments: happy b day dude! we'll be giving you a call later tonite, ok? hope someone had the sense to take you to a strip club :) |
| today is your birthday... - 05/27/99 18:45:50 My Email:Happy do you suck?: Birthday Someone you really dont like: to If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: you.... names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: Happy Birthday name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: to A fantasy of yours: you...... |
Comments: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR DAVEY.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.... HEY DAVEY...major birthday wishes coming your way...may you get everything you want. luv ya, cutie patootie |
| Kennie - 05/27/99 18:38:48 My Email:Happy Birthday do you suck?: to you |
Comments: |
| Candy - 05/19/99 05:49:58 My Email:Candyslynd@aol.com do you suck?: :-) Someone you really dont like: Carl Malone If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: highest bider A fantasy of yours: it would confuse you |
Comments: Just for the record I never offered to messure for you!! I just told you what I heard about the hand thing! Thanks for not capping on me personally like you did other co-workers. Your a cool guy, keep up the page and good luck with all your projects |
| SHannon - 05/13/99 20:59:07 My URL:http://www.members.wbs.net/homepages/l/i/l/lilliar.html My Email:babieshay@aol.com do you suck?: every chance I get Someone you really dont like: the spider, Ralph, who lives in my refridgerator. If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: my boss names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: Jack ,Jill, Zoe and Duncan name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: Mi ho A fantasy of yours: build a homepage as cool as this....HAHA |
Comments: Your page was hilarious, I thoroughly enjoyed it. |
| joyce - 05/10/99 18:29:10 |
Comments: hmmm mo' of those scary aol peepz huh? where DO they come from? anyways, just wanted to leave you with this little thought: GO TO UCLA, ya dork!!! There shouldn't be any other thought in your head other than going to UCLA or joinin us up here, kapich? oki z then. . :) |
| Megan O'Rourke - 05/09/99 09:49:02 My URL:http://www.seductivelove.com/Megan My Email:Kailtynn5@aol.com do you suck?: ?Ask John he'd tell you if i do , lol If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: Keanu Reeves names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: Pamela Anderson Lee, Madonna,Robert De Niro, Al Pacino name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: ME , LOL A fantasy of yours: being seduced at a pool table |
Comments: to you ? hmmff i just met ya , so soon , LOL |
| melissa - 05/07/99 19:34:58 |
Comments: hey dave, "give me a call." "let's hang out soon." HAH! just kidding. you're scandalous. |
| joyce - 05/07/99 10:49:18 |
Comments: sandy's all sexed out, huh? no wonder she's never home :) heehee. hey dave just stoppin by so i can put off this paper.... |
| sandy - 05/07/99 04:43:16 do you suck?: hee hee name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: orchid |
Comments: i'm sorry, these questions are like, way too kinky for me. i can't think of anything to write. i think i'm all sexed out, you know? so cool -- i'm glad you are doing your webpage (again). i think i've officially retired my lame-ass page. i'll have to come back to read the thoughts some other time. man, your stories is all the same... friend starts a fight, i talk shit, they is scar d, we drive off. bye dave! |
| Denise - 05/04/99 22:18:34 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Bridge/3148 do you suck?: pretty good i've been told--hahaha If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: my boyfriend George =) name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: DENISE |
Comments: hey DAVID!!! been a looooong time since i heard from ya...i see ya updated your page...i like it...much better design than your first ones...=) check out the temporary one i made...it's not much, don't really have as much time as you do to build a phat page...maybe i will, after the 14th--graduation, baybeeee!!!anywayz, hope all is cool with ya down where you're at...take care...laterz Denise |
| melissa - 05/03/99 01:37:09 My Email:JustOneOfThoseFreaks@aol.com do you suck?: yes. Someone you really dont like: my head boss at work. If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: the foine ass white boy that was in my bio class last quarter. names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: i dunno. name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: i dunno. you won't use my suggestions anyway. A fantasy of yours: a white boy named dave with me between his...oops! shame on me. J/K |
Comments: wow! you updated dave. cool webpage. better than the last one. pretty funny shiet as usual. =) |
| joyce - 05/01/99 21:47:40 |
Comments: freaking geocities bastards. i went to go look at my gb and it said, "oops, we can't find your page" so then i clicked on "sign my gb" cuz that takes me to the index page of my geocities page and it freaking says the same damn thing. mofo's.!!! |
| joyce - 04/30/99 20:49:49 |
Comments: Now you know why I hate animals. Damn cats. It sounds like China is ruining everything in da whole apt! Ever think about getting her de-clawed? Some peepz think it's cruel but who cares what they think? :) Anyways, does that Carina girl work at H(.)(.)ter ? Seems like all the girls in SD with big b00bs work there. :P |
| kenderla - 04/30/99 04:47:54 |
Comments: david....with all the time you've been spending on the computer i thought you would at least take the time to update your thoughts or something... gosh...you put up a new page...make it look all nice and don't bother to update...lazy lazy lazy! so what are you really doing on the puter all night long? hee hee...okay...i don't really want to know about you're cyber lovers...=) |
| casey - 04/28/99 10:55:57 My Email:yesac7997 do you suck?: that depends Someone you really dont like: people who dont use their blinkers If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: huh? i don't do tap names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: ben affleck-now i'd tap for him name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: uh, that girl on payback-diid you see that movie? |
Comments: hey boy, nice work. you are sick though, you know that. well, i still wouldn't mind seeing you in august. love,love, casey |
| casey - 04/28/99 10:55:46 My Email:yesac7997 do you suck?: that depends Someone you really dont like: people who dont use their blinkers If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: huh? i don't do tap names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: ben affleck-now i'd tap for him name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: uh, that girl on payback-diid you see that movie? |
Comments: hey boy, nice work. you are sick though, you know that. well, i still wouldn't mind seeing you in august. love,love, casey |
| Jeff or Z - 04/27/99 07:34:57 My Email:Slinger888@aol.com do you suck?: I lick and flick...there isn't anything better than lickin' for hours...Ya know what I mean??? Someone you really dont like: Me not like anyone??? If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: kendra...ha ha...just kidding girl, you know I only got love for you. Actually, it would have to be with, forget it. It might get me in trouble. names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: girls...Jordan Berlyn, and Aubrey Lynn. Guys, it don't matter. name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: Delynn, and damn is she all three of those. A fantasy of yours: Only those who have encountered them know. =) |
Comments: Davey- What up kid?? Cool page so far, shit you spend enough time on this mother fucker you think that you would be done with it by now. Isn't San Diego the SHIET?? I just have to say that we have done some crazy shit out here. By the way, we have to sto going to the casino because they keep kicking our ass. I could have bought a fat ass house by now. Actually, all three of us could have. Ya need to learn to play hockey so I can kick your ass all over the ice. I'm out and I will see ya tomorrow. Laters.. Jeff #88 Why is 88 better than 69??? Because you get 8 twice. (*trademark, registered)!!! |
| joyce - 04/27/99 06:13:31 do you suck?: only if i get sumpin back Someone you really dont like: mr. rogers of mr. rogers' neighborhood. and various people from high school that are too many to name heehee If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: my hunny, cuz he never dances in public names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: bill & ted, buffy & felicity name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: sandy huang! :) A fantasy of yours: denzel and a can of whipped cream |
Comments: finally boyiee! are ya happy now? :) well at least you've got peepz signing your gb, even if they are crazy people you don't know from aol. hehe. hey have you heard the new song by 112? something about doing it on a waterbed and the shower...? find that s ng for me, will ya? |
| kennie - 04/27/99 05:55:47 If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: i love your questions... name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: kennie |
Comments: hey davey...what's up? so i'm here checking out your new web page...you're walking around with a jamacian accent...dood..you really do have too much time on your hands. your page looks cool as usual...actully i like this one better than the one before. uch progress! and be nice...china loves you. |
| Linda - 04/27/99 05:41:00 My Email:lvpartygal@aol.com do you suck?: Well that is a pretty personal ? don't ya think? Someone you really dont like: Well we wont mention any names If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: I don't know the dance davey names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: let me think about it and I will get back to you later name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: ??? A fantasy of yours: I'll fill you in later =)~ |
Comments: Davey I must admit that some of your shit is pretty funny cause it is so stupid! =) So where are all your aol buddies? Keep updating your web babe for those people who really look forward to it. There has to be someone out there! I won't leave my num er nor ask you to call me. I'll save that for in IM. =) I'm impressed you had the time to put something like this together. I wouldn't know where to begin. Pretty funny in the library! Hey hit the beach for me and enjoy that cali weather which I am r ally beginning to miss! Love ya! |
| Surprised! - 04/27/99 01:36:43 My URL:http://you're%20here.com/ do you suck?: Noooo~ i dont Someone you really dont like: carson daly and the people that made this stupid guestbook cgi If you could do the butt-to-hip tap dance with someone who would it be?: JLH and cathy zeta jones 9her friends call her cathy) names for 2 hot white girls and guys for my movie: dunno name for a hot, kinky, asian chick: that's why i'm asking poeple A fantasy of yours: see answer #5 and add in some whipped cream and leather |
Comments: can this be true, tell me can this be real? my guestbook is working, oh how good i do feel!! |
| Mike - 04/27/99 01:35:57 My URL:http://www.geocities.com/~mag_lite My Email:mag_lite@geocities.com |
Comments: |
| Davey - 04/27/99 01:33:35 |
Comments: ARGH!!!!!!!FUCK GUESTBOOKS!!! |
Comments:
Super Nova - 04/14/99
20:51:14
My URL:http://www.freez.com/novatech
My
Email:novatech@deskmail.com
Comments:
heheh nice page but mine better hehhe
its me, davey - 04/14/99
11:36:13
Suggestions for my page: i gotta write a damn
movie
what do you see me doing for a living: i need names for my
characters
ok, now SERIOUSLY, what do you see me doing for a living?:
poeple give me cool names
Where should i go to school next year?: 2
white guys, into basketball
Buffy or Jen Love Hewit?: one white dood,
um...just kinda like me
what does NSYNC's name stand for?: 2 white
girls, pretty hot, and an asian girl, a but kinky. yup yup. it already sounds
good huh? =)
Comments:
i dont now who that asian girl is, but my momma's middle
name is NOT NSYNC. shiet...how mean can you get? but...since you say you are
some asian girl...next time leave a number you can be rached at
ok?
anyway...i'm thinking about updating this baby. but i think even more
peedly on teh subject and i realize that that will require more typing and
opening notepad and saving and HTML shit and uploading and ftp and shit i dont
want to do. so..i'll just keeo it at i am thinking about it. i got some pretty
interesting stuff to write too. so..you guys just think about me updating too k?
and then, since we are all thinking it, i dont really have to do it. does that
make sense. idunno..i'm not aking much sense righ tnow. and i got all upset
cause i tried to sign ray's guestbook and it wouldnt let me. it wouldnt connect
to his guestbook page. i'm bummed. sorry ray. anyway...hey hey..that rhymed.
ra/way/hey...damn..check out my flo yo! that rhyme too. shiet..if anyone knows
Mase, let him in on the little unknown white rapper here in Daygo. anyone want
en Eggo. oh shit..i'm on a roll...and i gots lots of soul. ooh baby! i drive
myself crazy. oh god. someone shoot me. i'm out. boing!
ray - 04/10/99 04:24:22
what
do you see me doing for a living: selling watches at macy's HAH
ok,
now SERIOUSLY, what do you see me doing for a living?: BARBAZON
model
Buffy or Jen Love Hewit?: both as always
Comments:
where is the updated news? i dont know how much longer i
can last without it. anyways, check checking out the page and maybe thinking of
touching mine, which i havent done in months
K nuts - 04/04/99
02:36:16
My Email:aspcc4evr@aol.com
Suggestions for my
page: looks good
what do you see me doing for a living: Defrauding
Senior Citizens
ok, now SERIOUSLY, what do you see me doing for a
living?: I wasn't joking...hee hee hee
Where should i go to school
next year?: ???...PCC...we're going to become a Cal State you
know...
Buffy or Jen Love Hewit?: Shit...pleeeassee....LuV
what
does NSYNC's name stand for?: don't know...
Comments:
Dave, I haven't hit up your page in quite a while...and,
now I remember why. It's April..and your last "thought" dates back to FEB. Of
course, I don't blame you and i hope you're investing your time in something a
bit more...shall we say, useful. Hope you're doing well bud. Call me, when you
venture north. -Knuts
