you can hear some of the finest music ever written and sample a few of the things that make life worth living. While I can't serve any of you alcohol through your computers, or legally for that matter, you can substitute that vodka martini, mint julep, 7 'N 7, or what have you for a pitcher full of sarcasm and a side order of chauvinism.
But what am I doing sitting here boring you away with a crude sketch of what lies ahead? So go on ahead, take the grand tour of the kapn's lounge. However, I advise you to listen to each song in its entirety before moving on to another section in order to feel the full effect of this fine establishment.