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the kapn's lounge



      Hey there all you cool cats! Welcome to the swankiest place on the web. Here at the kapn's lounge you can hear some of the finest music ever written and sample a few of the things that make life worth living. While I can't serve any of you alcohol through your computers, or legally for that matter, you can substitute that vodka martini, mint julep, 7 'N 7, or what have you for a pitcher full of sarcasm and a side order of chauvinism.

     But what am I doing sitting here boring you away with a crude sketch of what lies ahead? So go on ahead, take the grand tour of the kapn's lounge. However, I advise you to listen to each song in its entirety before moving on to another section in order to feel the full effect of this fine establishment.





Open a Door...

The Gentlemens' Club

The Powder Room

The Hall of Shame

The Storyteller

The "Art" Gallery

The Rolodex

The Menarche Countdown

Thank You's

Win a Shower With Jesus





The Streak



     Beginning on April 24, 2001, I restarted my yearly trend of wearing Hawaiian shirts to school. It is now my goal to wear one every day until my style is no longer in agreement with the season...in other words, until November of 2001. It is also my desire to amass an even larger collection than that which I currently possess.
Number of days that I have consecutively worn a Hawaiian shirt:   6
Number of Hawaiian shirts that I currently own:   11
If two had not been destroyed , I would have 13 right now...bastards...



THE KAPN'S LOUNGE
IN BUSINESS SINCE 8:17 P.M.
NOVEMBER 3, 2000
HOME OF THE MENARCHE COUNTDOWN



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