I would like to thank the following people/animals/things:

Frederick's of Hollywood

Victoria's Secret

Crazy Right Wing Televangelists

The Man Who Invented Midis

The Envelope That I Scrawled HTML All Over So I Wouldn't Have to Commit Anything to Memory
Politicians In General

Charlton Heston

Cult Classics

MAD Magazine

LOSERS.ORG

80s Club Dance

Jazzy Tunes

The Repeal of Prohibition

Huguenots

The Pastrami Samich I Just Ate

The Animal That Died So That I May Enjoy Its Soft, Supple Flesh

Silicon

Silicone

Hot Chicks

The Clash

That's All I Can Think Of For Now

Get Back To The Lounge, You Dolt!