Since the dawn of time, men have been fixated with one thing: the woman. What is so mysterious about this creature? Is it the motherly instincts? Is it the female thought process? No, no. Far from it in fact. The correct answer, of course, is curves. So sit back, have a chianti or two and enjoy the feature presentation as I reveal to you....

Hows about that specimen eh?

It's a beautiful day in her neighborhood!

Wham bam thank you ma'am!

Yeah, she's got it goin on...

Later on!